# The "I Like My Blank Like I Like My Blank." Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867 "2003-11-12T18:41:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Bathybius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e4f/32.png) [@Bathybius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bathybius)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/61 "2003-12-26T02:23:35Z")
Sorry - that was meant to be ‘I like MY beatniks, like, wow.’ ---
**Author:** ![Soup\_Nazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Soup\_Nazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_Nazi)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/62 "2003-12-26T03:58:49Z")
I like my women like I like my incense, strong and long-lasting. I like my women like I like my pizza, flat and saucy. I like my women like I like my rugs, threadbare and worn out. I like my women like I like my kites, in the clouds and with plenty of string attached…wait a sec. ---
**Author:** ![borkborkbork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5e9695/32.png) [@borkborkbork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/borkborkbork)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/63 "2003-12-26T06:39:10Z")
[http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/dbcomic.phtml?rowid=545](http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/dbcomic.phtml?rowid=545) ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/64 "2003-12-26T08:03:35Z")
I like my women like l like my triangles: a cute Sorry… _Slinks away muttering about the general lack of bad pun appreciation in the world these days_ ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/65 "2003-12-26T21:21:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Farmwoman \* > \*\*I like my women like I like my sheep. > > No, really. That’s all there is. \*\* You are BAAAAAAAAaaaaaaadd! * * * True Blue Jack ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/66 "2003-12-26T23:09:36Z")
I like my women like I like my Peterbalds: Bald and ugly. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/67 "2003-12-27T00:19:48Z")
I like my women like I like my nitrous oxide: quick, sweet, fun, and highly enjoyable. (Nitrous oxide gives its user a high that lasts 20 seconds to a couple of minutes, depending on how big a hit you take, thus the ‘quick’ part; and it tastes quite sugary, hence the ‘sweet’ part.) Nitrous oxide is illegal to inhale, or to sell to minors, in some places. ---
**Author:** ![Bathybius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e4f/32.png) [@Bathybius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bathybius)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/68 "2003-12-27T04:44:42Z")
They laughed at the man who invented nitrous oxide! ---
**Author:** ![Bathybius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e4f/32.png) [@Bathybius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bathybius)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/69 "2003-12-27T04:44:59Z")
They laughed at the man who invented nitrous oxide! ---
**Author:** ![Winbob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a88e57/32.png) [@Winbob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winbob)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/70 "2003-12-27T05:56:05Z")
I like my women like I like my morning coffee…2 full cups! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867/71 "2003-12-27T06:21:03Z")
I like my game threads like I like my submarine hatches when submerged… closed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-like-my-blank-like-i-like-my-blank-game/212867.md?page=3)