# The "I Love You" thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 5, 2004, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448 "2004-08-05T14:04:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/1 "2004-08-05T14:04:59Z")

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I don’t really know what this thread is about. I tried to come up with some reasoning behind it but I can’t see the slightest hint of logic. I’d say that it has no ulterior motives, but who’s to say what is motivating me to do this. I’d like to impose the rule that it shouldn’t be about anything or anyone, it should just be an expression of love for the sake of love, but I know once I have posted I will have no control as to what other dopers will post. So I’m going to just stop talking now and do what I set out to do.  
**nocturnal\_tick** loves you.

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/2 "2004-08-05T14:24:58Z")

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**misstee** loves love.

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**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/3 "2004-08-05T14:36:12Z")

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I love cookies.

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**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/4 "2004-08-05T14:39:37Z")

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“The heart has reasons which reason cannot know.”

- Blaise Pascal

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/5 "2004-08-05T14:52:44Z")

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I love my kangaroo. 🙂

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/6 "2004-08-05T14:59:06Z")

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I love mirth. I wish there was a lot more of it around.

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**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/7 "2004-08-05T14:59:58Z")

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LOVE! Love will keep us together!

Sorry, I couldn’t resist. :o

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/8 "2004-08-05T15:04:06Z")

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> [@Tupug Anachi](#):
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> LOVE! Love will keep us together!
> 
> Sorry, I couldn’t resist. :o

Shall we all join hands and sing a chorus or two of “Muskrat Love?” 😃

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**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/9 "2004-08-05T15:13:46Z")

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Love? Love is… a many splendoured thing! Love… lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/10 "2004-08-05T15:19:01Z")

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What’s love got to do with it? 😕

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/11 "2004-08-05T15:21:59Z")

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Everyone says “I love you,”  
But just what they said it for I never knew.  
It’s just inviting trouble for the poor sucker who  
Says “I love you.”

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/12 "2004-08-05T15:23:26Z")

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I love to jump into threads and post jokes about what other people have posted.

But I don’t think I’m going to do that here.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/13 "2004-08-05T15:26:13Z")

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I love my wife more than anything imaginable.

Oh yeah…steak. I love steak, too.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/14 "2004-08-05T15:32:03Z")

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Love means never having to say Jesus Christ did I ever screw the pooch on that one!

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**Author:** ![Vision\_of\_Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Vision\_of\_Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vision_of_Love)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/15 "2004-08-05T15:37:05Z")

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You don’t know who the heck I am, but you just put a smile on my face. 🙂 I love feeling loved! 😃

I love my family and friends. They’re my _everything_. I love life too.  
_I had a vision of **love**  
And it was all that you’ve given to me  
I had a vision of **love**  
And it was all that you turned out to be_

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/16 "2004-08-05T15:44:55Z")

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What the hell happened? Did I just wander into the _Love Shack_?

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/17 "2004-08-05T15:45:50Z")

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I love… lamp! I love lamp.

😃

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**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/18 "2004-08-05T15:46:14Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> I love my wife more than anything imaginable.
> 
> Oh yeah…steak. I love steak, too.

Me too!!! same here…but I love my wife not yours. 🙂

Oh and I love Oak Trees 🙂

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/19 "2004-08-05T15:54:22Z")

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> [@](#):
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> There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done.  
> Nothing you can sing that can’t be sung.  
> Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.  
> It’s easy.
> 
> Nothing you can make that can’t be made.  
> No one you can save that can’t be saved.  
> Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time.  
> It’s easy.
> 
> All you need is love.  
> All you need is love.  
> All you need is love, love.  
> Love is all you need.

Cue horns & chorus.

Thank you John & Paul.

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**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/20 "2004-08-05T15:56:39Z")

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Love is a great beautifier.  
~ Louisa May Alcott

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