# The "I Love You" thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 5, 2004, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448 "2004-08-05T14:04:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ladydisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@ladydisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladydisco)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/21 "2004-08-05T16:01:16Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > I love… lamp! I love lamp. > > 😃 Gah! Beat me to it! I guess we’ll have a lamp love triangle. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/22 "2004-08-05T16:04:05Z")
And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva… So tweasure your wuv… ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/23 "2004-08-05T16:10:27Z")
Death can not stop True Love[sup]TM[/sup]. All it can do is delay it for a while. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/24 "2004-08-05T16:32:11Z")
I love my wife like you couldn’t believe. I love my kitties. Zippo, who sleeps with me, and Phoebe, who cuddles on my shoulder like a baby. I love a good cup of tea. I’m gonna love my new screamer of a computer, if it ever arrives! (Tomorrow, hopefully.) I also love living in a place where most of the locals have never seen a snowflake. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/25 "2004-08-05T16:43:14Z")
> [@Casey1505](#): > > And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva… > > So tweasure your wuv… Kee-rist, I thought I’d moved away from the Pwincess Pwecious . . . ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/26 "2004-08-05T16:50:44Z")
> [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > Death can not stop True Love[sup]TM[/sup]. All it can do is delay it for a while. A _long_ while, when that bastard security guard at the morgue won’t just go on his damn break already! I can’t crouch in these bushes all night, you know! ---
**Author:** ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/27 "2004-08-05T16:54:46Z")
Love, love me do…so pleeeeaaaase - love me do. C’mon - won’t someone love me, do? I love - my family, my faith, and a good dose of sunshine. Susan ---
**Author:** ![noname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@noname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/noname)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/28 "2004-08-05T16:59:54Z")
‘If love be rough with you, be rough with love’ Ah, Mercutio, I love that!! ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/29 "2004-08-05T17:08:34Z")
Love has found me again, despite my best efforts to the contrary, and at exactly the right time. A sweet synergy of serendipity and sychroncity. ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/30 "2004-08-05T17:22:51Z")
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. 1, 2, 3, 4, … (And **Zyada** too!) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/31 "2004-08-05T17:29:07Z")
Many a man has fallen in love in light so poor he would not have chosen a suit in it. Love is. ---
**Author:** ![alimarx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@alimarx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alimarx)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/32 "2004-08-05T18:01:59Z")
Elvos loves in evol levos. ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/33 "2004-08-05T18:04:36Z")
[L] is for the way you look at me [O] is for the only one I see [V] is very, very extraordinary [E] is even more than anyone that you adore Thankyou, thankyouverymuch… ---
**Author:** ![dbygawdcapn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dbygawdcapn/32/3995_2.png) [@dbygawdcapn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbygawdcapn)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/34 "2004-08-05T18:09:54Z")
I love you more than Richard Petty, but not as much as football. - Mojo Nixon ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/35 "2004-08-05T18:19:37Z")
I love my friends. For always seeming to find me when I’m at my lowest and managing to pull me back up, without even realizing they’re doing it. I love my brother, and my parents, for teaching me how to be a good person. Or at least to keep trying to be. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/36 "2004-08-05T19:05:56Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > A _long_ while, when that bastard security guard at the morgue won’t just go on his damn break already! I can’t crouch in these bushes all night, you know! I love the clever people on this board who make me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/37 "2004-08-05T19:09:56Z")
I fell in Love with a girl once, still haven’t hit the floor. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/38 "2004-08-05T19:11:50Z")
I love you darlin’ My little dew drop I love you more Than a hog loves slop ---
**Author:** ![Me\_Love\_Coffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/278dde/32.png) [@Me\_Love\_Coffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Me_Love_Coffee)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/39 "2004-08-05T19:26:31Z")
“The best Love is only seen by the heart.” - Me 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2004, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448/40 "2004-08-05T19:30:39Z")
Love is patient, love is kind. It is not jealous, it is not pompous, it is not inflated, it is not rude. It does not seek its own interests. It is not quick-tempered. It does not brood over injury. It does not rejoice over wrongdoing but rejoices with the truth. It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never fails. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-love-you-thread/258448.md?page=3)