# the i need to build an ark MMP....

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [December 9, 2019, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-need-to-build-an-ark-mmp/844587 "2019-12-09T10:24:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-need-to-build-an-ark-mmp/844587/23 "2019-12-09T21:11:06Z")

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> [@Help me plan an exit strategy in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/help-me-plan-an-exit-strategy-in-the-mmp/844268/227):
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> I survived!!! And so did most of the city of Pittsburgh. Participation (official) was down (under 100) but this one was really spread over God’s little acre. At least two groups of semi-regulars decided to screw the actual schedule and freelance their own ideas; we know because we crossed paths at a couple points towards the end of the evening.\*\* I may email Spidey a pic he can share next week when the new MMP starts.\*\*

[He did](https://www.dropbox.com/s/d89g2j6iucbe0mr/Ruble%20Santarchy.JPG).

> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> Well, we need something to eat the spiders…

Do you think the springs are made of [stainless steel](https://mobileimages.lowes.com/product/converted/072868/072868002014.jpg)? :dubious:

> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> My TV is stuck on Jewish lifeTV. I’m beginning to like their doctrine. I wonder if corndogs are Kosher?  
> Oy vey.

They most definitely [can be](https://www.hebrewnational.com/sites/g/files/qyyrlu276/files/images/products/beef-franks-05830.png).

> [@kopek](#):
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> Judging by the weather map we aren’t totally alone.
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> [https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-8q5iezuhm0/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/121/419/weather-th\_\_39185.1487723317.jpg?c=2&imbypass=on](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-8q5iezuhm0/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/121/419/weather-th__39185.1487723317.jpg?c=2&imbypass=on)

You may have just given **Swampy** a heart attack with the need for all of that TP!

> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> wo0t! Got a mysterious box in the mail!!!
> 
> Yay!!  
> (:))

A remote???

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