# the i need to build an ark MMP....

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**Created:** [December 9, 2019, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-need-to-build-an-ark-mmp/844587 "2019-12-09T10:24:51Z")\
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Our office Christmas party is Friday. (I’ll go to Seattle Friday instead of Thursday.) The party is always a Big Secret™. We get on Santa’s Sleigh (a party bus) to be driven to the location, have lunch, and then are driven back to the orifice.

This year, there’s no Santa’s Sleigh; we’re driving ourselves to the location. _That_ is still classified, but at least I know it will be north of the orifice. Good for me! 🙂 It’s 115 miles from my home to the orifice, so my drive home will be a little shorter than usual. (Yes, we’re leaving after lunch – about 1430. So no waiting for everyone to get loaded onto the bus, going back to the orifice, and then heading back through Seattle traffic.)

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