# The I stayed up until midnight just to post this MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [August 26, 2013, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-stayed-up-until-midnight-just-to-post-this-mmp/667180 "2013-08-26T04:23:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-stayed-up-until-midnight-just-to-post-this-mmp/667180/181 "2013-08-29T23:20:51Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Congrats on the sale, **midget**! I sat you learn “Hot For Teacher” on the ukelele.  
> …\*\*!

I’m listening to it now. Wow! How do I emulate that drum solo on the ukulele?

Maybe 5 years from now, if I practice the ukulele every day, I’ll be able to do it.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-stayed-up-until-midnight-just-to-post-this-mmp/667180/182 "2013-08-29T23:21:39Z")

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Howdy Y’all! I got a nice surprise treat for dindin. MOG called me up this afternoon and offered to take OYKW and me out to eat at a place called Nothin’ Fancy. So, I call up OYKW to ask him if he wanted to (like he’d say no :D) which, of course, he did so after irk we met her and piled in OYKW’s SUV and took off for the twenty mile drive out to the place. NF is out in the country and lives up to its name. Cement block buildin’ painted white, formica tables and booths, charis are foldin’ chairs, food is served on plastic plates, drinks come in plastic cups, all utensils are plastic, there’s a roll of paper towels on each table and the food is freakin’ fantastic! I had catfish filets, sweet N.O.T. fries, cheese grits and hushpuppies. YUM! Oh and a piece of homemade caramel cake for dessert. YUMMY! NUMMY!

I read but retained little cause I’s tahrd. TPTB finally left today around two-thirty. YAY! I may make tomorrow a short day just cause. So, yays, boos, hugs, noogies, trouts, chtlins, smooches, how _you_ doin’s as needed.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-stayed-up-until-midnight-just-to-post-this-mmp/667180/183 "2013-08-29T23:23:38Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> And I sold another music composition today

I am impressed! 🙂

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-stayed-up-until-midnight-just-to-post-this-mmp/667180/184 "2013-08-29T23:29:31Z")

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Thanks, **flytrap**. 🙂

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-stayed-up-until-midnight-just-to-post-this-mmp/667180/185 "2013-08-29T23:49:00Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> I’m listening to it now. Wow! How do I emulate that drum solo on the ukulele?
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> Maybe 5 years from now, if I practice the ukulele every day, I’ll be able to do it.

Drum your fingers on the body of your ukelele?

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-stayed-up-until-midnight-just-to-post-this-mmp/667180/186 "2013-08-30T00:35:09Z")

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A joke:

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> A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
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> “You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside and the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3rd Floor. When you get out, I’m on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell. OK?”
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> "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? …
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> “What . … . . … You’re coming empty handed?”

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-stayed-up-until-midnight-just-to-post-this-mmp/667180/187 "2013-08-30T00:37:44Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> NF is out in the country and lives up to its name. Cement block buildin’ painted white, formica tables and booths, charis are foldin’ chairs, food is served on plastic plates, drinks come in plastic cups, all utensils are plastic, there’s a roll of paper towels on each table and the food is freakin’ fantastic! I had catfish filets, sweet N.O.T. fries, cheese grits and hushpuppies. YUM! Oh and a piece of homemade caramel cake for dessert. YUMMY! NUMMY!

Sounds like my kind of lowbrow place…

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-stayed-up-until-midnight-just-to-post-this-mmp/667180/188 "2013-08-30T00:55:56Z")

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Finished yet another hat - I’m a hat-makin’ machine!! 😃 I’ll be taking them to my mom’s in 2 weeks so they’ll be ready for distribution when the weather turns cold.

We’re watching Iron Man 2 - superhero movies are really stupid.

_ **MWAH!!** _

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-stayed-up-until-midnight-just-to-post-this-mmp/667180/189 "2013-08-30T01:12:34Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> Sounds like my kind of lowbrow place…

GMTA. Us, too.;D

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-stayed-up-until-midnight-just-to-post-this-mmp/667180/190 "2013-08-30T01:29:48Z")

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Damn it! Just found out about a barbecue that a bunch of my friends are planning to have - without me. FUCK IT.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-stayed-up-until-midnight-just-to-post-this-mmp/667180/191 "2013-08-30T02:22:57Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> Damn it! Just found out about a barbecue that a bunch of my friends are planning to have - without me. FUCK IT.

☹ Sorry, **Midget**.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-stayed-up-until-midnight-just-to-post-this-mmp/667180/192 "2013-08-30T03:17:41Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> Damn it! Just found out about a barbecue that a bunch of my friends are planning to have - without me. FUCK IT.

They are jealous of your compositional abilities.

How did you find out about the barbecue?

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-stayed-up-until-midnight-just-to-post-this-mmp/667180/193 "2013-08-30T09:29:21Z")

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Happy Firday!

It’s too flippin early to be up but I am.

It’s a dark 69 degrees with a projected high of 85.

One of my clients got nasty with me last night because I know he added to Friday to this schedule but I also know I didn’t write it down because he didn’t tell me what times to come and was supposed to get back with me to tell me. He gets annoyed anyway if I don’t answer the phone when he calls and he called twice yesterday while I was napping.

The HFH is gone for two whole weeks plus a few days. I’d be dancing except I still feel like crap.

A damn mouse just ran across the floor, every time I think we are rid of the little fuckers another one shows up and to make it worse, this one is a baby.

Haven’t heard from the mortgage company, settlement is supposed to be next Friday. I hate not knowing anything, how can I plan my next step if I don’t know where I am?

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-stayed-up-until-midnight-just-to-post-this-mmp/667180/194 "2013-08-30T09:47:50Z")

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I has a blurf.

Even so, it is Friday and the students are off and we’re in meetings all day in the air conditioned high school. And RT is coming home!!! Now if this blurf would just leave me alone…

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-stayed-up-until-midnight-just-to-post-this-mmp/667180/195 "2013-08-30T10:15:07Z")

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Gotta get used the the alarm clock, altho I woke before it went off. \*\*FCD \*\*has an early Dr appt, and I set the alarm for 6, but I woke at 5:30 from a weird dream. That gave me time to tend to the critters and make me a peanut butter bread before waking my sweetie. He’s got a long ride in morning traffic, because he doesn’t want to switch to a closer practice. His choice, but that’s why he’s up so early. 😛

I’ll do a load of laundry if I have enough for a load, but since I’ve done 4 large ones in the last week, I may be all caught up. And if no crabbers decide to go out, it’ll be another lazy day. Except that we’re going to the convenience center after \*\*FCD \*\*gets back. Better to get that taken care of before the weekend. I may also drive the mower around the back yard - it’s getting shaggy.

He’s going on a charity ride tomorrow and it’s supposed to be hot - high 80s - so I don’t know what I’ll do. I should figure out what I’m going to wear for my first day of work, and what I’ll wear to my reunion. Decisions, decisions…

It’s nice and cool at the moment, so I opened a few windows, but it won’t last. Not for a fw more weeks, anyway.

Happy Last Firday of August!!!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-stayed-up-until-midnight-just-to-post-this-mmp/667180/196 "2013-08-30T10:42:17Z")

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ 'Tis a foggy 76 Amurrkin out as daylight breaks upon us, with a predicted high of 92 for the day. It may or may not rain. There’s between a forty to sixty percent chance. The weather PTB can’t seem to make up their minds about rain chances.

**BBBobbio and Doggio** NF does not serve alcohol but that’s no biggie to me. You go for the food and the atmosphere. I mean, when the waitress says, “Whachu gone have hon!” you know it’s gonna be good. 😃 Plus you get to go help yourself to pickles, onions and crackers to munch on while waitin’ on your food. Also, they have pickled jalapenos. It is serioulsy nuttin’ fancy!

Ok that’s all I got. I need to feed rumbly tummy and more caffiene is needed stat. Then, alas, irk purtification must commence.

Happy Firday Y’all!

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-stayed-up-until-midnight-just-to-post-this-mmp/667180/197 "2013-08-30T12:03:15Z")

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[QUOTE=swampbear]

**BBBobbio and Doggio** NF does not serve alcohol but that’s no biggie to me. You go for the food and the atmosphere. I mean, when the waitress says, “Whachu gone have hon!” you know it’s gonna be good. 😃 Plus you get to go help yourself to pickles, onions and crackers to munch on while waitin’ on your food. Also, they have pickled jalapenos. It is serioulsy nuttin’ fancy!

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Ooookaaaaayyy. I may talk a good drinking game, but I don’t drink for medical reasons other than addiction. Seriously. Two beers a year is what I consider personal binging. Hell, I gotta buy a 6 pack this weekend to make Beer Butt Chikin, and I’m already obsessing over what to do wth the 4 leftover.

Still sounds like my kind of lowbrow joint. The biggest lesson I took away from Cottonfield County is that I’d druther roll in the mud with the rednecks than sip champagne with the snoots.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-stayed-up-until-midnight-just-to-post-this-mmp/667180/198 "2013-08-30T15:23:03Z")

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\*\*BBBobbio \*\*- beer is good for pizza dough made in a bread machine! The only reason I haven’t made it in forever is that we don’t drink beer either. Sounds like you and I need to work out a deal…

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-stayed-up-until-midnight-just-to-post-this-mmp/667180/199 "2013-08-30T15:39:52Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> **lieu** yay on the car trade.

Thanks, the bad news is it takes longer to park now as I have to find some uncrowded spot at the far end of the parking lot. The good news is a bag of firewood for smoking still fits in the ‘frunk.’ 🆒

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> It’s nice and cool at the moment, so I opened a few windows, but it won’t last. Not for a fw more weeks, anyway.

I remember **Rue** talking about opening a bunch of windows (on his computer) and how it didn’t get windy or chilly like he expected. Ha, I miss ol’ Rue.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-i-stayed-up-until-midnight-just-to-post-this-mmp/667180/200 "2013-08-30T16:01:01Z")

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\*\*Rue \*\*posts at Live Journal sorta regularly, but yeah, I miss him here also. Guess he doesn’t love us any more.

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