# The idea of women faking orgasms **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 4, 2012, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-idea-of-women-faking-orgasms/614762 "2012-03-04T22:45:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-idea-of-women-faking-orgasms/614762/21 "2012-03-05T13:20:51Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > I never watched\* Sienfield\*. But if people talked about it at work the next day you pretended that you had? ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-idea-of-women-faking-orgasms/614762/22 "2012-03-05T13:28:39Z")
> [@treis](#): > > So yeah, a women can fake moan, fake the breathing, fake the dirty talk, or whatever, but there’s no way she can fake the spasms. I don’t see a realistic way that a women could fool me into thinking she’s had an orgasm when she didn’t. Congratulations to the women in your life, you actually pay attention. The man for whom I faked orgasms would not believe my real ones but believed the faked ones. ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-idea-of-women-faking-orgasms/614762/23 "2012-03-05T14:23:21Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > What are you going to do, accuse her of lying as you lie in bed? I generally go with one of my favorite quotes from The Jerk “Oh yeah? Well I faked mine too!” ---
**Author:** ![treis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@treis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/treis)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-idea-of-women-faking-orgasms/614762/24 "2012-03-05T14:23:55Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Just wondering how many women the OP thinks he has brought to nirvana. I find the idea that every woman reacts the same physically to be laughable. I’m not exactly Casanova but each one I have been with have been very different. I don’t claim to have brought a women to orgasm each and every time. In fact, I know I haven’t. The point is that it has always been plainly obvious which have been which. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-idea-of-women-faking-orgasms/614762/25 "2012-03-05T14:32:02Z")
Yanno, the idea of women faking orgasm is as disturbing as, oh, men lying about how much money they make. Or politicians lying about pretty much anything. People lie. It’s an imperfect world. What ya gonna do? ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-idea-of-women-faking-orgasms/614762/26 "2012-03-05T15:09:17Z")
My ex used to fake the first orgasme, just so she could get the pressure of it out of the way… After faking the first she could relax and enjoy the sex and sometimes she would have a real one shortly later… or that is what she told me… But…… I am a guy and I have faked it once or twice One the unfortunate side effects antidepressants had with me was the inability to ejaculate during sex, (Anorgasmia) , after a decent amount of time: increase breathing, moan a bit , shudder remove the condom and throw the empty condom away, snuggle up with the girl …… ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-idea-of-women-faking-orgasms/614762/27 "2012-03-05T15:10:08Z")
> [@Cheesesteak](#): > > I generally go with one of my favorite quotes from The Jerk > > “Oh yeah? Well I faked mine too!” This is probably good for it’s own thread, but I’ve faked before. Under the right conditions even a dude can pull it off. I mean, you know, make it believeable. Without having a cup of yogurt handy. Damn, ninja’d by a kitten. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-idea-of-women-faking-orgasms/614762/28 "2012-03-05T15:16:59Z")
> [@treis](#): > > fake the dirty talk, Huh? How do you fake dirty talk? “Oh, baby, pound my parsley!!” ---
**Author:** ![treis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@treis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/treis)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-idea-of-women-faking-orgasms/614762/29 "2012-03-05T15:25:11Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Huh? How do you fake dirty talk? “Oh, baby, pound my parsley!!” Haven’t you ever seen porn? “Oh God, Oh God, Oh God” or “Yes! Yes! Yes!” ---
**Author:** ![Lunar\_Saltlick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/977dab/32.png) [@Lunar\_Saltlick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lunar_Saltlick)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-idea-of-women-faking-orgasms/614762/30 "2012-03-05T15:49:41Z")
> [@Cheesesteak](#): > > I generally go with one of my favorite quotes from The Jerk > > “Oh yeah? Well I faked mine too!” I’m not sure that was in _The Jerk_. Given the thread, it’d be funny if it was, but I recall that line from _All of Me_, which I put up there with _Groundhog Day_ and _Christmas Story_ as a film that will eventually have its day and find its audience. Not a great film, by any means, but very enjoyable nonetheless. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-idea-of-women-faking-orgasms/614762/31 "2012-03-05T15:59:11Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Yeah? How many of yours were faking? Loach: Dozens Anyone envisioning an exit poll with results tallied in color bars? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-idea-of-women-faking-orgasms/614762/32 "2012-03-05T15:59:55Z")
> [@Lunar\_Saltlick](#): > > I’m not sure that was in _The Jerk_. Given the thread, it’d be funny if it was, but I recall that line from _All of Me_, You may be right, I’m DVRing the Jerk today, it’s on AMC at 3, so I’ll get a chance to confirm. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-idea-of-women-faking-orgasms/614762/33 "2012-03-05T16:07:02Z")
> [@treis](#): > > I don’t claim to have brought a women to orgasm each and every time. In fact, I know I haven’t. The point is that it has always been plainly obvious which have been which. YMMV but I have had on one extreme some that have had very visible squirting orgasms to some where I had to ask (to which I got the reply “Oh my god couldn’t you tell?”, she was also very quiet and certainly wasn’t trying to sell it). Everyone’s physical reactions are different, which is one of the great things about exploring each other when you have a new partner. If you have always had partners with strong muscular reactions good for you. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-idea-of-women-faking-orgasms/614762/34 "2012-03-05T17:15:23Z")
> [@Vita\_Beata](#): > > Anyone envisioning an exit poll with results tallied in color bars? 😉 I’m not sure whether to be sympathetic for all the failed attempts, or envious that he got so many opportunities. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-idea-of-women-faking-orgasms/614762/35 "2012-03-05T17:51:47Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > I’m not sure whether to be sympathetic for all the failed attempts, or envious that he got so many opportunities. Yes, agreed, and now envisioning the results plotted on a Bell Curve. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-idea-of-women-faking-orgasms/614762/36 "2012-03-05T18:25:08Z")
You can always trust the flush. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-idea-of-women-faking-orgasms/614762/37 "2012-03-05T19:19:14Z")
You can always trust the flush. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-idea-of-women-faking-orgasms/614762/38 "2012-03-05T19:29:01Z")
Fine. I’ll be the one to float the old mysoginist joke: Do you know why women fake orgasms? Because they think we care. ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-idea-of-women-faking-orgasms/614762/39 "2012-03-05T20:23:31Z")
I’ve had occasions with my sweete when he thought I hadn’t come, and I already had. 😛 And other times when he thought I was faking and I wasn’t; I was just more vocal than usual. Each orgasm’s different for me, so…Up until now I haven’t faked it, but I’ve also not been really worried about anyone’s feelings. I can orgasm and what I want immediately after that is SEX!!! POUNDING SEX!!! Orgasm is not the end of sex for me, and not completion, so…nobody’s gonna get me off the first night, period, and I haven’t had many one-night stands where it was an issue. They can SATISFY me, totally! But orgasm? Pfft. It’s it’s own party, and sometimes _I’m_ not even invited, so…the less worried about, the better. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-idea-of-women-faking-orgasms/614762/40 "2012-03-05T20:29:10Z")
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