# The Illuminati present the Willy Wonka Experience

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-illuminati-present-the-willy-wonka-experience/998288>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** ai\
**Created:** [February 29, 2024, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-illuminati-present-the-willy-wonka-experience/998288 "2024-02-29T17:14:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2024, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-illuminati-present-the-willy-wonka-experience/998288/61 "2024-03-18T06:45:16Z")

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Tuns we got. Just have to work out what a cartchy is. Sounds like dried fish.

[![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/English_wine_cask_units.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/English_wine_cask_units.jpg)

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2024, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-illuminati-present-the-willy-wonka-experience/998288/62 "2024-04-10T16:28:31Z")

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Willy’s Chocolate Experience is bound for Los Angeles as a “tongue-in-cheek” event with comedians and chocolate. Just kidding, the ticket price doesn’t include chocolate, but it does include two free jelly beans.

I dunno, a tongue-in-cheek scam is still a scam.

> **[Glasgow Willy Wonka ‘Chocolate Experience’ to be recreated – in LA](https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/10/glasgow-willy-wonka-chocolate-experience-recreated-los-angeles)**
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> US version of failed immersive event that made headlines is said to include Q&A hosted by comedians

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2024, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-illuminati-present-the-willy-wonka-experience/998288/63 "2024-05-11T01:36:00Z")

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Here’s a video review of one of the “books” the experience’s “creator” “wrote”. It’s quite hilarious.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/heDU9f5x_dg/maxresdefault.jpg "Billy Coull's Terrible AI Novels") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heDU9f5x_dg)

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2024, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-illuminati-present-the-willy-wonka-experience/998288/64 "2024-05-11T01:42:09Z")

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He’s gonna break that laptop.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-illuminati-present-the-willy-wonka-experience/998288/65 "2024-11-23T22:14:03Z")

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Billy Coull has been convicted of providing an unsolicited willy experience from his phone.

> **[Creator of AI-Fueled Willy Wonka Disaster Forced to Register as a Sex Offender](https://gizmodo.com/creator-of-ai-fueled-willy-wonka-disaster-forced-to-register-as-a-sex-offender-2000528552)**
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> The creator of an infamous childrens' experience from earlier this year said all the drama "had taken a toll on his mental health."

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-illuminati-present-the-willy-wonka-experience/998288/66 "2024-11-23T22:47:49Z")

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Apparently no word yet on whether the unsolicited nude photos he sent to a woman were AI-generated.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-illuminati-present-the-willy-wonka-experience/998288/67 "2024-11-23T23:05:03Z")

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Well, how many fingers did his dick have?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-illuminati-present-the-willy-wonka-experience/998288/68 "2024-11-23T23:20:43Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Well, how many fingers did his dick have? -

Two dining tables and a swan.

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