# The "I'm not feeling clever enough to name cleverly a sequential threads" thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 5, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935 "2003-06-05T21:16:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935/1 "2003-06-05T21:16:35Z")
From the Pit: The Box of Random Evil Stay out of my Uterus! ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935/2 "2003-06-05T21:50:59Z")
You know I’m always good for a few of these. Here in MPSIMS: UUHHHGG!! I just bit into a BIG SPIDER!!! Yard Sale Horror stories. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935/3 "2003-06-05T21:53:06Z")
What’s it take to stop suicide bombers? Dopers I’d like to meet (but probably won’t) ---
**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935/4 "2003-06-06T03:33:30Z")
A trifecta from IMHO: Black women: Would you let a white stylist do your hair? So, what’s Dallas like? Should I move to Tucson? ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935/5 "2003-06-06T15:37:55Z")
Ow, ow, OW! The Primal Scream thread. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935/6 "2003-06-06T15:52:12Z")
How about a sticky and a thread? Disclaimer (concerning real life meetings of members) I was gonna head to the beach, but… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935/7 "2003-06-06T16:40:06Z")
pigs eat farmer Foods that taste better cold ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935/8 "2003-06-06T16:46:43Z")
Ah, I love these things… MPSIMS: The Primal Scream Thread “True” ghost stories IMHO _I hope this one doesn’t get me in trouble:_ Question for Discussion Board Moderators (not just SDMB) Ever gotten caught masturbating? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935/9 "2003-06-06T17:34:00Z")
Ever gotten caught masturbating? Should I wear black in France? ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935/10 "2003-06-06T19:48:27Z")
The Primal Scream Thread Mom fell and broke her hip. ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935/11 "2003-06-07T15:29:33Z")
In IMHO: What’s wrong with being a whore? Most annoying behaviour in public? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935/12 "2003-06-08T10:53:08Z")
right below this thread, I’m too lazy to look anywere else: VW to halt beetle production Car Restoration The vagina carrot was not the stupidest EBay auction Ow, Ow, OW!! ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935/13 "2003-06-08T15:22:47Z")
From IMHO (with the typo corrected): $2,000 for sex with… Jennifer Aniston and the cover of Women’s Magazines ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935/14 "2003-06-08T15:56:17Z")
I woke up to gunshots! The Very First AlamoDopefest Ever ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935/15 "2003-06-08T17:56:48Z")
Please help me to be pretentious!! Graduation is in a few hours… ---
**Author:** ![Trigonal\_Planar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@Trigonal\_Planar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trigonal_Planar)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935/16 "2003-06-08T20:27:43Z")
Do these sequential threads have to be literally one after another, or can they be made by combining any order of threads? ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935/17 "2003-06-08T20:28:30Z")
From **MPSIMS** An undignified death… First Lesbian Experience ---
**Author:** ![KeithT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@KeithT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithT)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935/18 "2003-06-08T22:18:26Z")
MPSIMS: **What’s in your junk drawer?** **An undignified death…** Ooo… recursiveness: **Best way get lunch, at work, witout going for co-workers?** **The “I’m not feeling clever enough to name cleverly a sequential threads” thread** (Are you hungry, **Otto** 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![MLS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@MLS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MLS)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935/19 "2003-06-09T03:50:27Z")
MPSIMS: Happy Gay Pride Month! We’ve Got Monkeypox! ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935/20 "2003-06-09T04:11:46Z")
In MPSIMS: So I’m eating my first Atkins lunch… Damn it feels good to be a pig sometimes. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-im-not-feeling-clever-enough-to-name-cleverly-a-sequential-threads-thread/179935.md?page=2)