# The Inappropriate Response Thread
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 14, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120 "2003-02-14T19:02:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/1 "2003-02-14T19:02:28Z")
Pucky banned? I never saw that coming.
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### Author:  [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/2 "2003-02-14T19:04:59Z")
Why? Do you close your eyes when you give head?
D&R
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/3 "2003-02-14T19:06:33Z")
Only when it’s circumcised…
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### Author:  [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/4 "2003-02-14T19:08:02Z")
Fuck off!
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### Author:  [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/5 "2003-02-14T19:09:47Z")
Who the hell is off?
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/6 "2003-02-14T19:11:01Z")
Mommy says it’s my _special purpose._
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### Author:  [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/7 "2003-02-14T19:11:09Z")
You fundamentalists make me sick.
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### Author:  [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/8 "2003-02-14T19:12:45Z")
I hope you get prostate cancer.
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### Author:  [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/9 "2003-02-14T19:15:05Z")
Body of Christ, my ass. It’s a fucking cracker, you stupid pedophile.
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### Author:  [@gvsantos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gvsantos)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/10 "2003-02-14T19:17:09Z")
That’s funny, that’s exactly what your mom said when I was leaving her house but I had a hard time understanding her because my sperm was still gurgling in the back of her throat.
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/11 "2003-02-14T19:18:24Z")
Blow me.
[sub]Jeezus, carrot. I can barely breath without coughing and I read that and I nearly coughed myself into unconsciousness![/sub]
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### Author:  [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/12 "2003-02-14T19:21:02Z")
Oh yeah?!?
[caddyshack]Well tanks fer nuttin.[/caddyshack]
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### Author:  [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/13 "2003-02-14T19:21:13Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by gvsantos \*
> \*\*That’s funny, that’s exactly what your mom said when I was leaving her house but I had a hard time understanding her because my sperm was still gurgling in the back of her throat. \*\*
It doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, does it?
I just know someone’s going to point out a double entendre in there somewhere and I JUST CAN’T FIND IT!
Sorry, **Arden**. Next time I’ll put that sort of thing in the spoiler box. 😉
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### Author:  [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/14 "2003-02-14T19:21:29Z")
Whaddya mean it’s wrong to experiment on people?
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/15 "2003-02-14T19:59:21Z")
People?!?
They’re just clones!
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### Author:  [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/16 "2003-02-14T20:04:20Z")
> [@](#):
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> That’s funny, that’s exactly what your mom said when I was leaving her house but I had a hard time understanding her because my sperm was still gurgling in the back of her throat.
You might not recognize your Mom when you get home–I shaved her back.
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### Author:  [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/17 "2003-02-14T20:05:30Z")
I was just posting all that to see how you people would react. Now, people! Please! Stop obsessing about me!
Stop talking about me.
Just checking to see if you’re still talking about me.
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### Author:  [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/18 "2003-02-14T20:05:30Z")
Why are you trying to sell me all these back-hair shavings?
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### Author:  [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/19 "2003-02-14T20:07:50Z")
Pat Robertson may **not** lick my balls.
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### Author:  [@gvsantos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gvsantos)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/20 "2003-02-14T20:08:36Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by vibrotronica \*
> \*\*You might not recognize your Mom when you get home–I shaved her back. \*\*
Still wanna help out? 🆒
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