# The Inappropriate Response Thread **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120 **Category:** The BBQ Pit **Created:** [February 14, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120 "2003-02-14T19:02:28Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 10
### Author: ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister) #### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/181 "2003-03-01T22:38:20Z")
The wild goose flies at midnight, but the elephant trumpets at noon. ---
### Author: ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout) #### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/182 "2003-03-01T22:46:22Z")
CITE!?! ---
### Author: ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel) #### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/183 "2003-03-01T23:35:37Z")
Here you go, it’s got to be true, look at this [cite](http://www.worldnetdaily.com)! ---
### Author: ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout) #### Post date: [March 2, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/184 "2003-03-02T00:34:40Z")
Well if it has the structural properties that you describe, why don’t people build houses out of it? answer me that. Oh sure, it _smells_ like rancid urine, but have you tasted it? I thought not. ---
### Author: ![Themis00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/13edae/32.png) [@Themis00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Themis00) #### Post date: [March 2, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/185 "2003-03-02T05:46:18Z")
a guy once said “a sorority girl farted on my wee wee!” :eek: ---
### Author: ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout) #### Post date: [March 2, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/186 "2003-03-02T20:11:04Z")
Haha!, bell, book and candle! ---
### Author: ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless) #### Post date: [March 3, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/187 "2003-03-03T15:49:24Z")
NO!, smell, suck and handle! ---
### Author: ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht) #### Post date: [March 3, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/188 "2003-03-03T19:05:23Z")
hahaha! ::scratches head and looks doubtful:: hmn? hahahahahaHAHAHA!! :::turns on heel, slams door shut behind self and is faintly heard running down the stairs crying like crazy::: ---
### Author: ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc) #### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/189 "2003-03-07T02:53:53Z")
Come get me up the ass! Come get me up the ass! ---
### Author: ![Meros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Meros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meros) #### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/190 "2003-03-07T03:40:11Z")
Rumor’s about the an from Nantucket were greatly exaggerated ---
### Author: ![hyperjes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@hyperjes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hyperjes) #### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/191 "2003-03-07T05:01:13Z")
Fuck the fucking fuckers. They smell of cheese. ---
### Author: ![Mr.Mook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Mr.Mook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Mook) #### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/192 "2003-03-07T05:59:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \* > \*\*Hey, just because I know they all want to plug me doesn’t mean I’m homophobic. \*\* I’ll pitch, but I won’t catch. 😃 ---
### Author: ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic) #### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/193 "2003-03-07T06:08:49Z")
Why? Because you don’t sweat much - for a fat girl. ---
### Author: ![Fnoonf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@Fnoonf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fnoonf) #### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/194 "2003-03-07T06:26:35Z")
But… but that’s a _frog_. ---
### Author: ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless) #### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/195 "2003-03-07T15:31:36Z")
It may be a frog to you, but someone keyed it last night, and when I find out who did it, I’ll send **lieu** over to sort them out once and for all. ---
### Author: ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout) #### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/196 "2003-03-07T16:10:25Z")
Actually, usage proves you wrong. No, actually usage proves your usage wrong. ---
### Author: ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot) #### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/197 "2003-03-07T16:14:56Z")
No, you don’t look fat. You look ugly. ---
### Author: ![mikester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4da419/32.png) [@mikester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikester) #### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/198 "2003-03-07T16:33:56Z")
are you pregnant, or just really fat? 😛 ---
### Author: ![tarfu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tarfu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarfu) #### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/199 "2003-03-07T16:54:47Z")
Hey, is that hail damage on your legs…or just cellulite? ---
### Author: ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout) #### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/200 "2003-03-07T16:59:26Z")
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