# The Inappropriate Response Thread
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 14, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120 "2003-02-14T19:02:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
**Page:** 11
### Author:  [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/201 "2003-03-07T17:05:02Z")
That’s it? You’re done?
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### Author:  [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/202 "2003-03-07T17:23:19Z")
Yes! We’re off to a great start.
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### Author:  [@Fnoonf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fnoonf)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/203 "2003-03-07T17:41:24Z")
Bring those in here, please. Penguins on the left, Belgians on the right. And no smoking in the amphitheater, Jones.
(And **Bippy** , LMAO.)
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### Author:  [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/204 "2003-03-07T18:22:18Z")
I’m not sure, but I think she had a penis. Nice one, too.
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/205 "2003-03-07T18:53:26Z")
You just have to understand that some people are born that way, that is why I support post-natal abortions.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Mook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Mook)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/206 "2003-03-07T21:11:51Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Morkfromork \*
> \*\*I’m not sure, but I think she had a penis. \*\*
Is that a left-handed compliment like “functional alcoholic?”
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/207 "2003-03-07T21:18:30Z")
It is terribly common and somewhat unusually, it is also very rare.
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### Author:  [@Fnoonf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fnoonf)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/208 "2003-03-07T21:30:54Z")
“Unusually” and “somewhat” are probably two of my favorite words.
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### Author:  [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/209 "2003-03-07T21:37:08Z")
Just herpes, why?
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### Author:  [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/210 "2003-03-07T22:22:40Z")
Had I desired something incurable, I’d have dated your Sister.
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/211 "2003-03-07T23:43:38Z")
The last person to date your sister, carbon dated her.
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/212 "2003-03-07T23:51:19Z")
The last person to date your sister, carbon dated her.
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [March 8, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/213 "2003-03-08T00:16:44Z")
Oh please, don’t drag out that old canard again.
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [March 8, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/214 "2003-03-08T00:25:05Z")
Does a quack duck in an echo?
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