# The Inappropriate Response Thread
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 14, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120 "2003-02-14T19:02:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/21 "2003-02-14T20:09:49Z")
“You might not recognize your Mom when you get home–I shaved her back”
Heh, I yelled this to Jose Canseco about his wife back when he was with the A’s. Ha, even he turned around and had to laugh.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/22 "2003-02-14T20:11:30Z")
Can Coldfire swear while closing a thread?
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### Author:  [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/23 "2003-02-14T20:11:30Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by beagledave \*
> \*\*Pat Robertson may **not** lick my balls. \*\*
Just whose balls is Pat Robertson licking?
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/24 "2003-02-14T20:16:45Z")
– Dame Robertson can boil my huevos.
– If coldfire swears in closing a thread, does a Catholic bear drive on a parkway?
– My cat’s breath smells like Ru Paul.
– The Mermaid really knows her shit!
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/25 "2003-02-14T20:17:34Z")
Sure, as long as you don’t shit in my yard.
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### Author:  [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/26 "2003-02-14T20:19:35Z")
What is this shit?
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### Author:  [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/27 "2003-02-14T20:21:35Z")
Stuff it, **welby** , I’ve had a bad day.
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### Author:  [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/28 "2003-02-14T20:22:21Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Ludovic \*
> \*\* The Mermaid really knows her shit! \*\*
I beg to differ
I don’t take shit
I don’t give a shit
I am not in the shit business.
You all are just envious cause I am not circumcised.
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/29 "2003-02-14T20:23:37Z")
Um, surprise here for ya, **UnwrittenNocturne**. That _shit_ is …
wait for it…
no, wait some more
can you feel the wait tonight?
Much like Doug Weight, except not…
Wait are family…
So wait us up where we belong…
it’s shit.
This shit is shit.
That’s all. Carry on.
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### Author:  [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/30 "2003-02-14T20:23:54Z")
I can’t believe that a simple post suggesting that all left-handed people be taken out and shot has degenerated into this kind of flamewar.
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### Author:  [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/31 "2003-02-14T20:29:55Z")
Ve haf vays ov making you take zis shit
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### Author:  [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/32 "2003-02-14T20:32:54Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*
> **This shit is shit.**
If this were the _Free-for-all Meltdown and Pile-on thread_, I would probably respond, “You were right. That _was_ shit.”
But that would be an appropriate response, and therefore has no place in this thread.
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### Author:  [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/33 "2003-02-14T20:37:37Z")
Don’t forget to “HI Opal” before you bend over and kiss your ass goodbye.
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### Author:  [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/34 "2003-02-14T20:45:09Z")
_Originally posted by **World Eater** ’s mother:_
**I wish I’d had an abortion.**
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### Author:  [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/35 "2003-02-14T21:00:01Z")
What? I thought everybody knew homosexuality was deviant behavior.
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### Author:  [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/36 "2003-02-14T21:08:11Z")
Why is it that all homosexuals want to suck my dick? I mean, I go to a thread to post soemthing intelligent about deviant sexual behavior and the next thing I know some homosexual is on his knees sucking my dick.
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### Author:  [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/37 "2003-02-14T21:08:34Z")
I believe this thread belongs in MPSIMS.
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### Author:  [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/38 "2003-02-14T21:10:28Z")
I believe this thread belongs in GD, but I may be full of shit
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### Author:  [@gvsantos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gvsantos)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/39 "2003-02-14T21:11:05Z")
Frankly scallop, I don’t give a clam
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### Author:  [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/40 "2003-02-14T21:14:56Z")
I’d look for clams while bending over and kissing ladies’ asses goodbye.
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