# The Inappropriate Response Thread

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 14, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120 "2003-02-14T19:02:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/41 "2003-02-14T21:16:48Z")

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Hey, just because I know they all want to plug me doesn’t mean I’m homophobic.

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### Author: ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/42 "2003-02-14T21:23:17Z")

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So you’re saying “is homophobia okay in a democratic campaign ad?” is a _bad_ GD thread topic?

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### Author: ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/43 "2003-02-14T21:26:39Z")

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I’ve met Homer Simpson, and you, sir, are no Homer Simpson.

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### Author: ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/44 "2003-02-14T21:31:19Z")

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Your philosophy is demonstrably stupid because I am able to construct questions about it.

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### Author: ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/45 "2003-02-14T21:34:17Z")

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Even false questions?

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### Author: ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/46 "2003-02-14T21:39:18Z")

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There are no false questions. There are only wrong queries.

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### Author: ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/47 "2003-02-14T21:40:38Z")

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**tomndebb** , that was possibly the dumbest thing I’ve seen posted here.

Or, kiss my ass, Cecil.

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### Author: ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/48 "2003-02-14T21:45:41Z")

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_takes off his shoe and looks_

1.

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### Author: ![UnwrittenNocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/6de8d8/32.png) [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/49 "2003-02-14T21:45:55Z")

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The following ought not to be construed as intelligent.  
The following ought not to be construed  
The following ought not to be  
The following ought  
The following  
follow me fool

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### Author: ![Khan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3ab097/32.png) [@Khan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khan)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/50 "2003-02-14T21:46:47Z")

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Fuck you and the high, white horse you rode in on, **Libertarian**

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### Author: ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/51 "2003-02-14T21:52:18Z")

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I don’t care what you say, I still think that otter sniffing is a personal issue between a man and his otter.

(Okay, that’s going to be the last time. I hope.)

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### Author: ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/52 "2003-02-14T21:53:29Z")

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42

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### Author: ![UnwrittenNocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/6de8d8/32.png) [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/53 "2003-02-14T21:55:47Z")

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This thread is, without a single doubt, the most intelligent I have ever seen.

“Now I wanna sniff some glue”

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### Author: ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/54 "2003-02-14T21:57:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \*  
> \*\*42 \*\*

Is that supposed to be l33t for “at”? I’ve had it with all this damned leet-speak…

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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/55 "2003-02-14T22:01:38Z")

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No, it’s spelled “potatoe” you fucking dwarf.

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### Author: ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/56 "2003-02-14T22:04:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Libertarian \*  
> \*\*There are no false questions. There are only wrong queries. \*\*

Again with the fag jokes. :rolleyes:

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### Author: ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/57 "2003-02-14T22:04:44Z")

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I o// ][ Z J00 w00T!

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### Author: ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/58 "2003-02-14T22:21:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by CzechMaster401k \*  
> \*\*Fuck you and the high, white horse you rode in on, **Libertarian** \*\*

Define “fuck”. Define “you”. Define “and”. Define “the”. Define “high”. Define “white”. Define “horse”. Define “you” again. Define “rode”. Define “in”. Define “on”.

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### Author: ![Khan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3ab097/32.png) [@Khan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khan)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/59 "2003-02-14T22:27:08Z")

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Define “define.”

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### Author: ![scablet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@scablet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scablet)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/60 "2003-02-14T22:32:30Z")

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