# The Inappropriate Response Thread
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 14, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120 "2003-02-14T19:02:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/61 "2003-02-14T22:33:55Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by CzechMaster401k \*
> \*\*Define “define.” \*\*
Bwahahahahaha
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### Author:  [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/62 "2003-02-14T22:35:25Z")
🙂
:rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/63 "2003-02-14T22:50:24Z")
wanker
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### Author:  [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/64 "2003-02-14T22:59:41Z")
I’ve started spelling it 'Chikago," in order to stick it to “The Man.”
Which I’ve started spelling “The Myn.”
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/65 "2003-02-14T23:03:45Z")
You must use more lubrication than that, otherwise the hamster may be difficult to remove.
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/66 "2003-02-14T23:05:21Z")
Hamsters suck
Do they swallow?
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### Author:  [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/67 "2003-02-14T23:11:53Z")
You’re entering a [world of pain](http://www.engrish.com/signs/source/worldofpain.html) little buddy.
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### Author:  [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/68 "2003-02-14T23:18:54Z")
My doctor said my nose wouldn’t bleed so much if I kept my finger out of there.
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/69 "2003-02-14T23:40:24Z")
Grey meat: the other white meat.
[sub]For very small values of grey[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/70 "2003-02-14T23:46:36Z")
My doctor said the same thing about your ass 😉
sin^2 (theta) + cos^2 (theta) = -e ^(pi \* i)
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/71 "2003-02-14T23:47:25Z")
Why does my pet anaconda smell like your mother?
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### Author:  [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/72 "2003-02-14T23:57:20Z")
Reply to this post only if you’re a ball-licking, cheese-eating surrender monkey.
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### Author:  [@Jay\_Herrick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jay_Herrick)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/73 "2003-02-15T00:35:37Z")
Blix
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/74 "2003-02-15T00:40:10Z")
I can’t post right now; there’s someone at the door.
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### Author:  [@Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nenya_Elizabeth)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/75 "2003-02-15T01:01:02Z")
The Teleri and Vanyar were a subset of the Quendi, but I’ve been reading too much fantasy fiction.
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### Author:  [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/76 "2003-02-15T01:54:28Z")
> [@](#):
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> Fuck you and the high, white horse you rode in on, Libertarian
No no, this is supposed to be for _in_appropriate responses.
…d&r…
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### Author:  [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/77 "2003-02-15T02:24:18Z")
My hovercraft is full of eels.
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### Author:  [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/78 "2003-02-15T02:39:38Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by LurkMeister \*
> \*\*My hovercraft is full of eels. \*\*
Screw you you shitsucking eel, how dare you **quote my sig** without asking you buggering heap of squirrel vomit. Try that again and I’ll rip out your tongue and use it to paint your naked buttocks with a highly flammable solution after which I’ll happily light it, laughing, watching you explode like a goddam roman candle, laughing, laughing, laughing…
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### Author:  [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/79 "2003-02-15T03:55:18Z")
If I’m a pirate, where’s my eyepatch?!
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### Author:  [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/80 "2003-02-15T04:25:42Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Jay Herrick \*
> \*\*Blix \*\*
Bling Quaa N’Ang Gee
[sub] Welcome to the board[/sub]
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