# The Inappropriate Response Thread **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120 **Category:** The BBQ Pit **Created:** [February 14, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120 "2003-02-14T19:02:28Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 5
### Author: ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter) #### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/81 "2003-02-15T06:18:00Z")
I witnessed sink-vomiting on America’s Funniest Videos tonight. Wasn’t cool. ---
### Author: ![Mothchunks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a587f6/32.png) [@Mothchunks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mothchunks) #### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/82 "2003-02-15T09:12:18Z")
They told me it was loaded. ---
### Author: ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas) #### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/83 "2003-02-15T13:52:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gvsantos \* > \*\*Frankly scallop, I don’t give a clam \*\* Great! Now I have coffer all over my computer screen. ---
### Author: ![Jay\_Herrick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@Jay\_Herrick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jay_Herrick) #### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/84 "2003-02-15T18:00:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > \*\* Welcome to the board[/sub] \*\* Otherwise thanks, but for this thread let’s just say…lottery tickets & cricket sticks. ---
### Author: ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal) #### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/85 "2003-02-15T19:42:08Z")
When are you going to answer my questions? ---
### Author: ![Khan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3ab097/32.png) [@Khan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khan) #### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/86 "2003-02-15T19:48:12Z")
You’ll never admit that I have because I’m onto something and that makes you uncomfortable. ---
### Author: ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats) #### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/87 "2003-02-15T19:48:13Z")
At 10, 2 and 4. Dr. Pepper designed it that way. ---
### Author: ![tarfu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tarfu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarfu) #### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/88 "2003-02-15T20:12:33Z")
Next time try 5 of them. ---
### Author: ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid) #### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/89 "2003-02-15T20:30:44Z")
So…does this look infected to you? ---
### Author: ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl) #### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/90 "2003-02-15T20:46:49Z")
Food is for losers who can’t handle starving. ---
### Author: ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch) #### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/91 "2003-02-15T20:48:14Z")
turdburglar. ---
### Author: ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister) #### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/92 "2003-02-15T21:03:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Torgo \* > \*\*Screw you you shitsucking eel, how dare you **quote my sig** without asking you buggering heap of squirrel vomit. Try that again and I’ll rip out your tongue and use it to paint your naked buttocks with a highly flammable solution after which I’ll happily light it, laughing, watching you explode like a goddam roman candle, laughing, laughing, laughing… \*\* Promises, promises. I fart in your general direction. ---
### Author: ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch) #### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/93 "2003-02-15T21:09:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LurkMeister \* > \*\*Promises, promises. > > I fart in your general direction. \*\* even with that much flammable solution in the general vicinity? ---
### Author: ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle) #### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/94 "2003-02-15T21:25:48Z")
Lick balls, cocksucker. d & r ---
### Author: ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny) #### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/95 "2003-02-15T21:25:59Z")
arf ---
### Author: ![Themis00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/13edae/32.png) [@Themis00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Themis00) #### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/96 "2003-02-15T22:30:06Z")
Lets all send the mods and admins VIRUSES!!! ---
### Author: ![Linear\_Crack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Linear\_Crack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linear_Crack) #### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/97 "2003-02-15T22:46:21Z")
Because there is NO proof! ---
### Author: ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid) #### Post date: [February 15, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/98 "2003-02-15T23:09:11Z")
Badgers? WE don’t need no steenking badgers. No really they are ill tempered and malodorous. Who needs that? ---
### Author: ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest) #### Post date: [February 16, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/99 "2003-02-16T03:10:57Z")
Do you kiss your anaconda with that mouth? ---
### Author: ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke) #### Post date: [February 16, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/100 "2003-02-16T03:27:31Z")
Do you bend over, stick your head between your legs, and kiss your ass goodbye with that mouth? And before or after you kissed the anaconda? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120.md?page=6)