# The Inappropriate Response Thread
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 14, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120 "2003-02-14T19:02:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 6
### Author:  [@hansel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hansel)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/101 "2003-02-16T03:34:08Z")
I love the way your tits bounce when you type!
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### Author:  [@tarfu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarfu)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/102 "2003-02-16T15:28:01Z")
Next time, use Vaseline.
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### Author:  [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/103 "2003-02-16T16:49:28Z")
This just in-sphincter scans likely the new wave of biometric security. “They’re as different as snowflakes,” quips an industry professional, “and much more difficult to counterfeit.”
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### Author:  [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/104 "2003-02-16T18:43:07Z")
Nice try, Potsy.
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### Author:  [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/105 "2003-02-17T03:12:33Z")
Hello, friends.
I’d like to tell you about this new product I recently discovered…
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### Author:  [@RobbieFal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobbieFal)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/106 "2003-02-17T03:55:20Z")
I bet you just discovered fucking deodorant, you fat smelly ratbastard
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### Author:  [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/107 "2003-02-17T07:15:41Z")
Does anyone have change for a dollar?
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### Author:  [@RobbieFal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobbieFal)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2003, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/108 "2003-02-17T07:32:06Z")
Sure, i’ll take it out of my ass. Do you want me to use toilet paper to wipe the coin?
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### Author:  [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2003, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/109 "2003-02-17T10:45:10Z")
Ohhhh…but then it’s 100% natural!
Why didn’t you say that when we started all this?
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2003, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/110 "2003-02-17T10:52:44Z")
Your response is superfluous; we already have a word that means ‘radius’.
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### Author:  [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2003, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/111 "2003-02-17T11:20:11Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by CzechMaster401k \*
> \*\*Fuck you and the high, white horse you rode in on, **Libertarian** \*\*
Mmmm… heroin.
**Liberherion** : A politician/logician/semantic magician with something for even the stupidest of you goddamned Authoritarian whackjobs. Put down the crack pipe and turn off the _Reichsdokotor Laura_ show: Liberty is here and it’s uncut and pure!
Y’know, **Coldfire** , if the Dutch ever decided to turn the Netherlands into an American penal colony I’m sure Coors would be glad to supply you with all the beer you could stomach. There’s no downside here!
It isn’t fair to judge Canada by American standards: They never got the hang of fighting for their independence.
Now, for some Inappropriate Thread Titles:
The Democrats: Are they a political party or a loose confederation of special-interest groups and demagogues with delusions of grandure? Discuss.
PETA vs. GLAAD: The Hamster Wars.
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### Author:  [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/112 "2003-02-17T21:33:04Z")
Why don’t you step away from the computer and go cook a man his dinner, or make a baby or something, honey? Leave the intellectual discussion to the hombres, where it belongs.
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2003, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/113 "2003-02-17T23:28:52Z")
God may or may not exist. Therefor god is possible.
God is defined as Omnipotent and Omniscient
In an Infinite universe all possible things exist.
Therefor God exists. And is effects us. QED
Can we switch off Great Debates Now, it is no longer necessary.
Bippy, wearing Duct Tape and nothing else
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/114 "2003-02-18T00:24:50Z")
WOAH!!!
_ **I WANT THAT MONEY!!!** _
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### Author:  [@byter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/byter)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/115 "2003-02-18T17:42:54Z")
Your mother licks batshit off of cave walls.
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### Author:  [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/116 "2003-02-18T17:45:31Z")
Well, no, you DON’T look like a cop. Now that we have that out of the way, would you like to buy some drugs/child porn/pirated DVDs?
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/117 "2003-02-18T18:10:55Z")
Look, I know its been discussed before, but isn’t a mechanical suicide machine just what we need at the moment?
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### Author:  [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/118 "2003-02-18T18:25:37Z")
Well, I can appreciate that, but the fact remains that he’s too fucking ugly for an open casket.
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/119 "2003-02-18T19:17:10Z")
France is of course the best country in the world. And anyone who dissagrees with that is a Nazi Bummer Boy.
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### Author:  [@Satyagrahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satyagrahi)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/120 "2003-02-18T21:12:52Z")
Thank you, everyone, for your insight, your kindness, and your overwhelming support. Thank you.
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