# The Inappropriate Response Thread
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 14, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120 "2003-02-14T19:02:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 7
### Author:  [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/121 "2003-02-18T22:02:21Z")
heres a code for you
selohssauoykcuf
betya cant figure it ou! !
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### Author:  [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/122 "2003-02-18T22:28:57Z")
What you need to comprehend, is that a state of affairs akin to this are obliged to encompass several things as a definition foremost, who are the two factions caught up within the quibble subsequently what is the state of affairs connecting the two factions and third, what approximately occurred in the proxy. Therefore it is very obvious that an appropriate retort could be considered unfortunate dependent upon the for mentioned observations, which are too is dependent upon the ONE WHO HAS THE SENSE OF HEARING THE USE of the rejoinder. In some cases an request for absolution is in order, but even that can be an unsuitable reaction under some state of affairs.
-BioHazard
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/123 "2003-02-18T22:48:01Z")
[Hijack] My boil has much improved over the last couple of days [/Hijack]
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/124 "2003-02-18T23:37:15Z")
Two tins of tomato puree and half a teaspoon of dried sage, but you could substitute almost anything if you don’t have those.
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/125 "2003-02-18T23:47:58Z")
I havn’t been so disgusted in my life (except when reading a **lieu** thread).
You BASTARD, how can you condone the use of human mystics in your recipes. Do you know how many innocent wise men must be slaughtered to produce even half a teaspoon of dried sage. Have you no consideration for the moral advancement of society!
I understand that Sages being mostly celibate do not in themselves contribute to the gene pool, but without them who is going to come up with the answers to the important questions that keep us all up at night worrying?
**Mangetout** I strongly suggest that you reconsider your recipe, as it is - to coin a phrase \* A recipe for disaster !\* such thoughtless endangerment to the thinking wise men of the world is truly disgusting.
Yours, Bippy
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### Author:  [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/126 "2003-02-19T02:44:52Z")
They’re a _ **HELL** _ of a lot bigger than kiwi fruits!!!
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### Author:  [@Thunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thunder)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2003, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/127 "2003-02-19T06:46:01Z")
Yea, verily…
Bow to me, because I am…
The **KILLER OF THREADS!**
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### Author:  [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/128 "2003-02-19T16:12:32Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Thunder \*
> \*\*Yea, verily…
>
> Bow to me, because I am…
>
> The **KILLER OF THREADS!** \*\*
No I don’t think so, that would be **particlewill**
[here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=53434&highlight=threadkillers)
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/129 "2003-02-20T01:37:29Z")
Britney, Kylie, Jordan, others too; none of them ever wrote back - I mean, how much trouble can it be to simply pop a pair of knickers in the mail?
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### Author:  [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/130 "2003-02-20T21:16:01Z")
Oh yah? Well, lets just see what my sock puppets have to say about that!
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### Author:  [@Kill\_Me\_Now](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kill_Me_Now)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/131 "2003-02-20T22:03:33Z")
NIGHT FALLS. the beast creeps in. Fingers of shadow a sinister grin
his darkened fright calls evil and pleasures of sin to come join
in the game that makes blood freeze hate boil pain to see its
name stick fast in the throat bleed color cut black scarlet feast
to taste power in the flesh this red beast black-thorned flower
dies to make haste in the night you proceed
to feel sorrow as the light pours in from his faraway dream
a cry muffled as the answer rolls by on a stray drop of blood
and falls motionless as though from the tip of your tongue
and life breathed first from the lung of a savior once lost
to the world gone dark and sacrificed the last time overwhelmed
by the senses bright light shine the shadow away as day breaks
with a flash the beast brought to his knees can survive but one
moment up until his last.
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/132 "2003-02-20T23:37:21Z")
Buggery makes baby Jesus cry, but as his sphincter relaxes he’ll start to enjoy it.
Bippy, goes straight to Hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
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### Author:  [@Wabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wabbit)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/133 "2003-02-21T02:41:56Z")
I believe now is the time I traditionally show up and call every a fucktard.
Fucktards.
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### Author:  [@fizgig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizgig)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/134 "2003-02-21T04:10:24Z")
I can’t put my finger on it, but if I had to say, I’d say it tasted like chicken.
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### Author:  [@Hermann\_Cheruscan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hermann_Cheruscan)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/135 "2003-02-21T05:06:05Z")
By the way, **Mermaid** , I still think you have beautiful eyes!
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### Author:  [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2003, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/136 "2003-02-21T08:02:48Z")
**Mermaid** , may I have your children?
No, I don’t mean give birth, I mean the ones you already have.
😃
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### Author:  [@Young\_Mr.Grace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Young_Mr.Grace)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/137 "2003-02-21T17:32:07Z")
Ask me about my Guatemalan Hookers.
My pee-pee hurts.
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### Author:  [@Young\_Mr.Grace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Young_Mr.Grace)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/138 "2003-02-21T17:53:07Z")
Excuse me, I have no more time to waste in this thread. I have to smoke some crack, jump into my SUV batman-style, and go drive fast, tailgate and mow down some pedestrians.
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/139 "2003-02-21T17:58:05Z")
You can buy it on the corner of Mason and Platonic, look for the guy with the green hat, hand him $200 and say Bippy sent you.
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### Author:  [@Young\_Mr.Grace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Young_Mr.Grace)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/140 "2003-02-21T18:03:25Z")
Ask the Guy Who Just Crapped His Pants
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