# The Inappropriate Response Thread
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 14, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120 "2003-02-14T19:02:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 8
### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/141 "2003-02-21T18:24:17Z")
Oh, so you’re a feminist? How _cute!_
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### Author:  [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/142 "2003-02-21T22:52:23Z")
I am one sick bastard. I just want to point that out, and the title before I add mine **The Inappropriate Response Thread**
how do you kill 100 heavy metalers?
ok, ok, ok. it was bad.
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/143 "2003-02-21T23:06:03Z")
What a tangled web we weave, well, except I’ve run out of string.
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/144 "2003-02-21T23:44:45Z")
I find when mangetout get older they develop their own string.
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/145 "2003-02-26T13:52:27Z")
If you close one eye it looks like they are all smiling.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/146 "2003-02-26T17:24:09Z")
Yeah, well Sela Ward thinks you’re ugly.
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### Author:  [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/147 "2003-02-26T17:50:23Z")
If they were given the pudding first, would they still eat their meat?
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/148 "2003-02-26T18:15:24Z")
* * *
## Mod Hard On
I prefer it when someone else eat’s my meat.
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## Mod Hard Off
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### Author:  [@godzillatemple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/godzillatemple)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/149 "2003-02-27T02:10:18Z")
Hey – I don’t come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth, do I?
[OK, so I stole that one…]
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### Author:  [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/150 "2003-02-27T03:30:51Z")
You’re just saying that because you think it’s true.
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### Author:  [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/151 "2003-02-27T04:00:02Z")
You just think it’s true because you’re saying that.
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/152 "2003-02-27T10:38:52Z")
> [@](#):
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> Blah blah blah blah blah,
> Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah,
> Blah blah blah blah blah.
Just because all your responses are in Haiku, doesn’t make you witty or sophisticated.
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### Author:  [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/153 "2003-02-27T11:00:36Z")
Trojans. Why do you ask?
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### Author:  [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/154 "2003-02-27T14:32:13Z")
The fact that this thread is still going on is proof that you’ve all been warped by the Evil One.
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/155 "2003-02-27T14:35:58Z")
Well it worked for me; you must be doing it wrong; try licking the top bit slowly.
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/156 "2003-02-27T16:23:32Z")
Safe sex is over rated, if you believe in Jesus then you can have as much unsafe sex with whoever you want and you will never get any diseases.
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### Author:  [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/157 "2003-02-27T17:04:18Z")
Well, sure, it _looks_ delicious, but how do I know you haven’t pissed in it?
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/158 "2003-02-27T17:22:29Z")
Make pig noises “oink oink”.
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### Author:  [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/159 "2003-02-27T17:24:39Z")
Hey Turd Jerker, the retardeness in the only post I’ve read of yours shows me that there is no need to read any more of your worthless “opinions”. Where’s my ignore button!
May the Lord Bless you, fuckface!
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/160 "2003-02-27T17:39:19Z")
But you look pregnant.
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