# The Inappropriate Response Thread
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 14, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120 "2003-02-14T19:02:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 9
### Author:  [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/161 "2003-02-27T17:42:15Z")
Don’t blame me. How was I supposed to know you were allergic?
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### Author:  [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/162 "2003-02-27T19:58:12Z")
If I wanted your whiney-assed liberal opinion, I would have asked for it while you were picking my pockets.
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### Author:  [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/163 "2003-02-27T19:58:49Z")
If I _wanted_ your whiney-assed liberal opinion, I would have asked for it while you were picking my pockets.
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### Author:  [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/164 "2003-02-27T20:00:23Z")
God dammit, don’t you know only assholes double post?
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/165 "2003-02-27T22:38:14Z")
It’s like the well worn saying; when I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to give it for me to you.
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/166 "2003-02-27T23:18:36Z")
Do you think this [picture](http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_pages/0001-0208-2810-1823.html) of a seven year old girl’s pussy is in bad taste?
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/167 "2003-02-27T23:31:26Z")
Split them down the middle and toast them gently over an open fire, that’s what the governement should do with them.
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### Author:  [@mikester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikester)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/168 "2003-02-28T02:27:01Z")
Oh, please forgive me, for I didn’t realize you were the **smartest** fucking person in the universe…
fuck off and die you putrid waste of skin.
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### Author:  [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/169 "2003-02-28T04:26:25Z")
Lap dances are so much better when the stripper is crying…
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### Author:  [@mrsface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrsface)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/170 "2003-02-28T04:41:52Z")
Why should I get your goat? You let it out
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### Author:  [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/171 "2003-02-28T05:28:03Z")
I think this thread should have been named “I am too sexy for this froum. I am terminating my relationship with this board because no one hear has called me sexy or beautiful in the two thousand years I have been here(warning: incredible sexy and inteligent)”.
Fitting, no?
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/172 "2003-03-01T00:12:08Z")
Personally, I think your brain would be more profitably employed as a paperweight.
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### Author:  [@The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ace_of_Swords)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/173 "2003-03-01T00:30:41Z")
Sorry, it’s strictly BYOS (bring your own sprinkler.)
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/174 "2003-03-01T00:38:22Z")
I am far too intelligent to answer any of your questions, and even if I did you would be too stupid to understand my answers.
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### Author:  [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/175 "2003-03-01T00:51:30Z")
Will you put me in your will if I f\*ck you?
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/176 "2003-03-01T00:53:36Z")
Will I put my willy in you if i f\*ck you?
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/177 "2003-03-01T01:00:01Z")
Arse biscuits!
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/178 "2003-03-01T01:15:50Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Mangetoot \*
> \*\*Arse biscuits! \*\*
Arse cookies, for those of you who don’t understand English.
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/179 "2003-03-01T22:06:55Z")
You’re wrong; it actually goes: “A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow”
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### Author:  [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inappropriate-response-thread/155120/180 "2003-03-01T22:23:10Z")
If you refer to the original text, the midget wearing toe shoes approaches the badger from behind with incense burner in one hand, and orange marmalade in the other.
Mozart’s Eine Kleine Nactmusik, K. 525 plays in the background.
Quoting Steely Dan: Now we dolly back, now we fade to black…
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