# The Incredile Pork. PORK STRONGEST ONE THERE IS! PORK SMASH! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 12, 2006, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655 "2006-01-12T14:42:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/1 "2006-01-12T14:42:42Z")
In a bizzare scientific experiment, glowing green porkers stalk the earth. [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4605202.stm](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4605202.stm) PORK SMASH! RRAAARRRRGHH! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/2 "2006-01-12T14:44:50Z")
More on the Green Eggs & Ham scandal. Dig that photo! [http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10818583/](http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10818583/) ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/3 "2006-01-12T14:47:18Z")
Now they just need to make some green eggs to with it… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/4 "2006-01-12T14:48:41Z")
Damn. too slow. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/5 "2006-01-12T15:11:20Z")
Ever heard the expression, “As Irish as Paddy’s Pig?” Well, here he is, folks! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/6 "2006-01-12T15:19:10Z")
Meh. [Glowing bunnies](http://www.ekac.org/gfpbunny.html#gfpbunnyanchor) are _much_ cuter. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/7 "2006-01-12T15:34:20Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > More on the Green Eggs & Ham scandal. Dig that photo! > > [MSN | Outlook, Office, Skype, Bing, Breaking News, and Latest Videos](http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10818583/) The ordinary pigs in the picture are not-green with envy. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/8 "2006-01-12T17:07:36Z")
Pork… the _other_ superhero. ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/9 "2006-01-12T17:13:34Z")
Just think, it will make the highways so much safer, too. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/10 "2006-01-12T17:40:26Z")
How do you tell if the ham has gone bad if it starts off green? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/11 "2006-01-12T17:42:53Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > More on the Green Eggs & Ham scandal. ::nitpick:: Technically, this is the Green Ham and Eggs scandal. Unconfirmed reports have **Sam I Am** quoted as saying “ **I Do Like Green Ham and Eggs** ” Developing… ::nitpick:: ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/12 "2006-01-12T17:46:13Z")
The reporter’s name is Chris Hogg. But even if it wasn’t, my BS meter is glowing much the same colour as those pigs. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/13 "2006-01-12T21:29:18Z")
This is a cospiracy of the restaurant industry. Now the uppity waitron can just look down his nose at you and say “That pork is _supposed_ to be green. It’s a delicacy”. They can unload their old pork AND command inflated prices for it! Genius, you say? Wait until you hear about the next phase of the program - green pork that already tastes like it’s spoiled. Never happen? The public won’t buy it? Two words, people: pet rocks. You have been warned. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/14 "2006-01-12T22:23:15Z")
Yep, that’s Some Pig. Radiant, in fact. 🙂 Genetically-engineered, glowing pork: Reason #1148 Why Fundie Muslims Hate Us. This could be really popular in those gimmicky restaurants where people eat in total darkness. ---
**Author:** ![Palooka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/palooka/32/2902_2.png) [@Palooka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palooka)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/15 "2006-01-12T22:32:12Z")
People eat in total darkness? But like… what if there are bugs in it? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/16 "2006-01-13T07:50:06Z")
> [@Palooka](#): > > People eat in total darkness? But like… what if there are bugs in it? :eek: Never heard of glow-worms? ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/17 "2006-01-13T08:36:30Z")
Pork,. the other fluorescent meat. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/18 "2006-01-13T13:17:37Z")
> [@Seven](#): > > Pork,. the other fluorescent meat. I hesitate to ask what the first one is… ---
**Author:** ![butler1850](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@butler1850](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butler1850)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/19 "2006-01-13T19:28:44Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > I hesitate to ask what the first one is… Jellyfish… but the question becomes… Spoon or Fork? ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/20 "2006-01-14T02:04:22Z")
> [@butler1850](#): > > Jellyfish… but the question becomes… > > Spoon or Fork? Straw! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655.md?page=2)