# The Incredile Pork. PORK STRONGEST ONE THERE IS! PORK SMASH! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 12, 2006, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655 "2006-01-12T14:42:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/21 "2006-01-14T04:17:31Z")
I’d just like to point out that these pigs are fluorescent, not luminescent. That is to say, they’re black light pigs – not glow-in-the-dark. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/22 "2006-01-14T05:46:32Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > I’d just like to point out that these pigs are fluorescent, not luminescent. > > That is to say, they’re black light pigs – not glow-in-the-dark. I don’t know if that makes them more or less creepy. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/23 "2006-01-14T07:00:23Z")
Yes. The pork chops from these pigs are better suited for a rave then a 10 year old slumber party. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/24 "2006-01-14T12:26:19Z")
> [@Seven](#): > > Yes. The pork chops from these pigs are better suited for a rave then a 10 year old slumber party. I have a mental image of a pig in a red & white striped, floppy, “Where’s Waldo” hat. I have a mental image of a pig in a sleeping bag, with record albums strewn around the floor. I have a mental image of a pig in a pan, as bacon. I’m hungry. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/25 "2006-01-14T17:55:04Z")
I have a mental image of a sausage on a string, whirling around and around. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/26 "2006-01-14T19:34:30Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > I have a mental image of a sausage on a string, whirling around and around. You mean a pig-roarer? ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/27 "2006-01-14T19:41:42Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > I have a mental image of a sausage on a string, whirling around and around. You mean a pig-roarer? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/28 "2006-01-14T20:58:58Z")
Nah, a [pig-sticker](http://whirlathunters.com/emAlbum/albums/Wed%20Oct%206th%202004/DSCN0260a.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655/29 "2006-01-15T05:01:48Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > I have a mental image of a pig in a red & white striped, floppy, “Where’s Waldo” hat. > I have a mental image of a pig in a sleeping bag, with record albums strewn around the floor. > I have a mental image of a pig in a pan, as bacon. > I’m hungry. Last night I had a mental image of a day-glo pig, rolling on E, with a couple of lightsticks, sucking on a pacifier and doing the raise-the-roof business and shouting “wooot-woot” in the voice of Babe. I had a hard time getting to sleep. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-incredile-pork-pork-strongest-one-there-is-pork-smash/339655.md?page=1)