# The inevitable 'what happened' thread?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inevitable-what-happened-thread/129684>\
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**Created:** [September 26, 2002, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inevitable-what-happened-thread/129684 "2002-09-26T05:54:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2002, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inevitable-what-happened-thread/129684/1 "2002-09-26T05:54:49Z")

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It looks like today’s outage lasted just over 8 hours.

Did the cleaners unplug the server?

Did the daily reboot go glitchy?

Or did the mods/admins bribe Jerrythetechgod™ to tweak the system so they could take a “mental health day”?

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2002, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inevitable-what-happened-thread/129684/2 "2002-09-26T06:06:44Z")

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Without knowing any more than anyone else who’s not involved in the day-to-day…

It seemed to me like we had a rather sudden influx of socks/trolls all at once this morning/afternoon. Was this a planned outage (for purging purposes) or some type of DoS attack on the server?

[sub]There were also a metric buttload of new “long” usernames all at once, mostly in response to the thread dealing with that very subject… Someone submit a name that blew the circuit breakers, mebbe?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![I\_am\_Sparticus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@I\_am\_Sparticus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_am_Sparticus)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2002, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inevitable-what-happened-thread/129684/3 "2002-09-26T06:25:27Z")

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You’ve heard of Hamster Dance? Well it was a Hamster Strike!

We can strike if we want to,  
We can leave your board behind,  
We can do whatever we do,  
To your human kind.

We want better kibble,  
We want our cages changed,  
We want your stupid original threads  
All rearranged.

Hamster dance  
Hamster dance…

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2002, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inevitable-what-happened-thread/129684/4 "2002-09-26T09:30:16Z")

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I’m not sure what happened. I’m sure either Tuba or Jerry will weigh in later to tell what went down.

For now, it seems to be purring along quite nicely.  
I’m sure it’ll explode once I hit submit. 🙂

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2002, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inevitable-what-happened-thread/129684/5 "2002-09-26T10:07:29Z")

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AAHHHH!!! the shrapnel!!! We could feel it all the way over at Fathom!

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**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2002, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inevitable-what-happened-thread/129684/6 "2002-09-26T23:15:13Z")

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uh oh… **Skeezix** , I believe _I_ was the starter of that pit thread… :smack:

I hope to God that wasn’t the reason…

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inevitable-what-happened-thread/129684/7 "2002-09-27T01:12:08Z")

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Naah, web server just decided it needed a little break.

Jerry reset and now it’s okay.

Sorry.

your humble TubaDiva  
Administrator

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**Author:** ![intrigante](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b19c9b/32.png) [@intrigante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/intrigante)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-inevitable-what-happened-thread/129684/8 "2002-09-27T02:18:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TubaDiva \*  
> **Naah, web server just decided it needed a little break.**

Thanks for the support. It’s always so strange when people blame a few socks with a dozen posts total for some slowdown. Just because socks are “bad” doesn’t give them special powers. (Except their x-ray vision can see what’s in the pockets of your cargo pants 😉 )
