# The infamous chainsaw story - UL or not?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-infamous-chainsaw-story-ul-or-not/42975
**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [November 28, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-infamous-chainsaw-story-ul-or-not/42975 "2000-11-28T03:52:19Z")
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### Author: ![adamsc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@adamsc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adamsc)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-infamous-chainsaw-story-ul-or-not/42975/1 "2000-11-28T03:52:19Z")

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I’m sure most people reading this have seen the story below or some variant. Has anyone ever found out whether it really happened? I’ve done a bit of searching and have found many, many nearly identical joke pages but nothing resembling an authoritative source.

A Norwegian friend of mine told me that a Swedish chainsaw manufacturer began marketing their product in the US, with an English language manual noticeably larger than the Swedish or Norwegian versions.&nbsp; News commentators explained with great humor in a report that this was because of all the additional warnings, including (they pointed out specifically) “Do not attempt to stop the chainsaw with your hand.” &nbsp; This was made even more humorous a couple of years later, when they were saved a pile of money in a lawsuit brought by a U.S. citizen who was injured stopping the chainsaw with his hand.&nbsp; He was unable to collect, since the manual specifically warned against it.

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### Author: ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-infamous-chainsaw-story-ul-or-not/42975/2 "2000-11-28T03:55:52Z")

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I don’t know, but there is an oft-quoted Far Eastern (China or Taiwan, don’t remember) chainsaw warning “Do not attempt to stop chain with genitals” :eek:

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### Author: ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-infamous-chainsaw-story-ul-or-not/42975/3 "2000-11-28T04:20:39Z")

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I don’t know about chainsaws, but I **do** have a Primo wheedwhacker, bought in Italy and made in Hong Kong, with the warning “Do not try to stop the blades with hands or genitals” in the booklet.

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### Author: ![jcarbon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d78d45/32.png) [@jcarbon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jcarbon)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-infamous-chainsaw-story-ul-or-not/42975/4 "2000-11-28T04:43:52Z")

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I received a coffee mug as a present that had as a warning “Do not fill beyond capacity”. I’m still trying to figure out how to do that. I like living on the edge.

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### Author: ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2000, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-infamous-chainsaw-story-ul-or-not/42975/5 "2000-11-28T04:51:04Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by adamsc \*  
> \*\*This was made even more humorous a couple of years later, when they were saved a pile of money in a lawsuit brought by a U.S. citizen who was injured stopping the chainsaw with his hand.&nbsp; He was unable to collect, since the manual specifically warned against it. \*\*

Note that regardless of the warnings in the manual or on the saw, in a US court it is still very possible for someone in this situation to not only sue, but to win big too. Warning labels no not remove liability as seen by a jury, they only _reduce_ the chance that the jury will find the manufacturer liable. Sad, but true.

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### Author: ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-infamous-chainsaw-story-ul-or-not/42975/6 "2000-11-28T04:53:21Z")

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Well, as long as we’re swapping stories…

I’m sure I told you about the fireworks I bought last year that warned, “for outdoor use only”. I read this just in the nick of time. We’d already moved the furniture out of the way and been clearing a space on the livingroom rug.

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### Author: ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-infamous-chainsaw-story-ul-or-not/42975/7 "2000-11-28T05:06:55Z")

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My [Product liability suit](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=17937) thread.

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### Author: ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)
#### Post date: [November 28, 2000, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-infamous-chainsaw-story-ul-or-not/42975/8 "2000-11-28T11:17:33Z")

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Damn! Why didn’t I read this yesterday?

_Astro is used to typing with one hand… but the genitalia thing **really** hurt!!_

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### Author: ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2022, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-infamous-chainsaw-story-ul-or-not/42975/9 "2022-11-16T01:43:50Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> My [Product liability suit](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=17937) question.

updated link: [Product liability suit](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/product-liability-suit/13095)
