# The Insane Clown Posse "Miracles"  - Magnetic motherf\*\*\*king mysteries!

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 16, 2010, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insane-clown-posse-miracles-magnetic-motherf-king-mysteries/543379 "2010-06-16T01:11:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insane-clown-posse-miracles-magnetic-motherf-king-mysteries/543379/21 "2010-06-20T09:50:04Z")

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I love ICP. I won a copy of Bang Pow Boom for an essay comparing “Miracles” to a Walt Whitman poem. See here:

[http://www.sacurrent.com/blog/default.asp?perm=70302](http://www.sacurrent.com/blog/default.asp?perm=70302)

I also love the “Miracles” and Glade Air Freshener mashup, seen here:

> **[The Insane Clown Posse's New Glade Plug In Ad](https://www.cracked.com/video_18171_the-insane-clown-posses-new-glade-plug-in-ad.html)**
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> It's just there in the air.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insane-clown-posse-miracles-magnetic-motherf-king-mysteries/543379/22 "2010-06-20T13:34:38Z")

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> [@SmartAleq](#):
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> ICP is the only group I can think of that can always make me laugh–they’re just freaking hysterical. Well, Zappa makes me laugh too, but ICP is more over the top and goofy. Been listening to them for well over ten years now, and I don’t get the hate unless the haters just don’t get it, which is pretty likely.

You know they are a pretty funny bunch. That song: “Santa Clause is a Fat Bitch” Cracks me the hell up. From the song: “Oh, ho, ho, no, Rudolph! Don’t go over there. That’s the ghetto!!”

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2010, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insane-clown-posse-miracles-magnetic-motherf-king-mysteries/543379/23 "2010-06-20T13:43:03Z")

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They are about as funny as a leprous cook in a soup kitchen. No, hang on, that’s quite funny! Something less amusing than that. If you want funny and shocking, try The Macc Lads circa [No Sheep Til Buxton](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOm8uv22e2U&feature=related).

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insane-clown-posse-miracles-magnetic-motherf-king-mysteries/543379/24 "2010-06-21T05:24:04Z")

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[Vera Lee](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q--5gyasX3k) is my favorite off **Bang Pow Boom**. The song kind of sums up the “Other” or “Outsider” thing that ICP has really built their following around. They really appeal to the “dweeb sector”, which many can relate too… At its heart Vera Lee is a nerd and “bad boy” lovesong, but also transcends to higher memetics- everybody really has their verily own Vera Lee. Or what was it in the seventies… their own Waterloo? It’s a shout out to every nerdy or misfit teenager that goes unnoticed and is trampled and strangled by the sociopathy of American Society and High School.

I can really funk out to [Love](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmNm2pFPeYY).

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insane-clown-posse-miracles-magnetic-motherf-king-mysteries/543379/25 "2010-06-22T01:49:05Z")

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> **[Noisebridge Attempts to Teach Science To Juggalos at Insane Clown Posse Show...](https://laughingsquid.com/noisebridge-attempts-to-teach-science-to-juggalos-at-insane-clown-posse-show-in-san-francisco/)**
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> http://www.flickr.com/photos/audreypenven/4692033489/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/audreypenven/4691965799/ On June 5th, a gaggle of brave Noisebridgers

Apparently, they’re not in favor of people teaching science to juggalos. The juggalos were pretty interested, but haters got to hate.

Violent J? Hater.

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**Author:** ![Steampunk\_Willie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@Steampunk\_Willie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steampunk_Willie)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insane-clown-posse-miracles-magnetic-motherf-king-mysteries/543379/26 "2010-06-22T03:07:43Z")

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> [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> For some reason seeing one subculture trash another made me laugh. No offense to steampunk, of which I know almost nothing other than the Jules Verne gear.
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> I’m also not personally familiar with juggalos, but if the worst that can be said is that they’re “tasteless, ignorant asshats”, and it keeps them off the street, then more power to 'em.

Steampunk is not a culture the way Juggalos are. And I am definitely not a part of the culture if it exists. I am a casual fan of steampunk and just thought the screen name was amusing.

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insane-clown-posse-miracles-magnetic-motherf-king-mysteries/543379/27 "2010-06-26T09:00:43Z")

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> [@E-Sabbath](#):
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> [Noisebridge Attempts to Teach Science To Juggalos at Insane Clown Posse Show In San Francisco](http://laughingsquid.com/noisebridge-attempts-to-teach-science-to-juggalos-at-insane-clown-posse-show-in-san-francisco/)
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> Apparently, they’re not in favor of people teaching science to juggalos. The juggalos were pretty interested, but haters got to hate.
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> Violent J? Hater.

I wouldn’t doubt that is just Kay-fab. Man, you come to my gig, and I ain’t going to break character either.

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insane-clown-posse-miracles-magnetic-motherf-king-mysteries/543379/28 "2010-06-26T09:06:05Z")

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In another world I’d just think their music is mediocre and I wouldn’t pay them any mind. But their fans… it’s their fans that make me truly despise them. I have never seen a group of less intelligent assclowns (lol) than Juggalos.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insane-clown-posse-miracles-magnetic-motherf-king-mysteries/543379/29 "2010-06-26T15:17:51Z")

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> [@devilsknew](#):
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> I wouldn’t doubt that is just Kay-fab. Man, you come to my gig, and I ain’t going to break character either.

They were pretty sucky professional wrestlers, too.

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insane-clown-posse-miracles-magnetic-motherf-king-mysteries/543379/30 "2010-06-26T15:45:39Z")

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Has no one posted this yet? Juggalo News.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkC7dcxZ5\_Q](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkC7dcxZ5_Q) \<–NSFW language.

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**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2010, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insane-clown-posse-miracles-magnetic-motherf-king-mysteries/543379/31 "2010-06-27T02:24:51Z")

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You people have it all wrong. This song is actually an ode to the great Greek philosopher Miracles.

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**Author:** ![ripopgome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@ripopgome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ripopgome)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insane-clown-posse-miracles-magnetic-motherf-king-mysteries/543379/32 "2010-06-28T10:48:35Z")

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Having heard very little of their music, I just give them props for sticking with it. I used to see their ICP trailer thingy they’d apparently haul around to gigs, in Royal Oak (a Detroit suburb) pretty frequently in the 90s. And see ads for their shows, often at crappy little venues in the local rags.

Any artist who doesn’t hit it (really) big, but sticks with it that long, deserves at least some credit.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insane-clown-posse-miracles-magnetic-motherf-king-mysteries/543379/33 "2010-06-28T12:55:15Z")

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> [@Lobohan](#):
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> Has no one posted this yet? Juggalo News.
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> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkC7dcxZ5\_Q](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkC7dcxZ5_Q) \<–NSFW language.

Oh God, that’s priceless! Especially that faux commercial for “Shit’s Fucked Up Hospital”.

Are we certain that **SuperKapowzler** isn’t Violent J IRL?

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insane-clown-posse-miracles-magnetic-motherf-king-mysteries/543379/34 "2010-06-28T18:06:28Z")

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So re the willful ignorance posture adopted in the “miracles” video, is it really all a big sophisticated meta-joke pose, or are the Juggalo fans just that brutally stupid that the “Fuck science!”, “Yay miracles!” theme has a powerful resonance for them? Honestly in viewing vids of Juggalo fans I’m not betting on the sophistication angle.

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insane-clown-posse-miracles-magnetic-motherf-king-mysteries/543379/35 "2010-06-28T18:07:51Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> So re the willful ignorance posture adopted in the “miracles” video, is it really all a big sophisticated meta-joke pose, or are the Juggalo fans just kind of brutally stupid?

Those aren’t mutually exclusive choices. 😛

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**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insane-clown-posse-miracles-magnetic-motherf-king-mysteries/543379/36 "2010-08-17T14:13:29Z")

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Every now and then I discover that there are people in this world who are on an entirely different page. This article came across my e-mail:

[Tila Tequila pelted by rocks, feces, at Juggalo show](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100815/ap_en_ot/us_tila_tequila_juggalos)

Anything that makes me feel sorry for fucking _Tila Tequila_ is evil beyond words. So… are these “Juggalos” controlled by ICP? Are they like a cult? If ICP came out and said, “Hey, you guys are idiots, move out of your parents’ basements, get a job, and bathe,” would that be accepted as the gospel truth? Is it a religion?

Seriously, what the fuck?!?

I was marginally aware that ICP existed, essentially to have the piss taken out of them and to serve as the butt of jokes. I had no idea that Juggalos and Juggalettes (!) existed.

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insane-clown-posse-miracles-magnetic-motherf-king-mysteries/543379/37 "2010-08-17T15:25:05Z")

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What kind of moron would think that Tila Tequila’s _singing career_ would mesh well with Juggalos? That was asking for a trainwreck and they got one.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insane-clown-posse-miracles-magnetic-motherf-king-mysteries/543379/38 "2010-08-17T15:27:23Z")

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The best line of the CNN article about this was as follows:

> [@](#):
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> The assault subsided briefly when comedian Tom Green, who had performed earlier, diverted the crowd’s attention with a dance.

I kinda wondered what happened to Tom Green. Now I know. Dancing for juggalos.

Apparently, I hear that after the stabbing, the juggalos stood in the way of the emergency vehicles to stop them from leaving. Go figure.

Rats: That was on purpose. They apparently did the same thing to Andrew WK. I’m guessing they counter-book some acts just so the crowd can abuse them.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insane-clown-posse-miracles-magnetic-motherf-king-mysteries/543379/39 "2010-08-17T16:45:10Z")

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> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#):
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> What kind of moron would think that Tila Tequila’s _singing career_ would mesh well with Juggalos? That was asking for a trainwreck and they got one.

The account I read (no link) said the attack intensified after she _bared her breasts for the crowd_.

Now THAT’s a bad boob job!

“They pelted us with rocks and garbage”

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**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insane-clown-posse-miracles-magnetic-motherf-king-mysteries/543379/40 "2010-08-17T16:55:14Z")

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Apparently, the Juggalos invite one or two acts each “Jugstock” or whatever the fuck it’s called, solely for the purpose of harrassing and pelting with garbage. Whoever is doing T. Tequila’s booking should have known that, I imagine.

Huh. Given the chance between fading into obscurity, or re-emerging at a Juggalo gathering… I’d go with the former.

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