# The Insomniac MMP!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [June 1, 2015, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318 "2015-06-01T06:29:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/261 "2015-06-06T14:57:19Z")

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BREAK TIME!!

I’ve just about finished weeding the first part of the hill out front. And I transplanted 4 or 5 day lilies - I lost count - plus a couple of black-eyed susans. And a neighbor who lives at the end of the cul-de-sac stopped to chat. I think she wants to hang out. Nice lady.

I just wiped down the grubby, exposed skin and I’ve got me a big glass of lemonade. Once I’m rested and cooled down, I’ll dump all the weedage that’s in the wagon and go back to fill it up again. There’s a chance of rain this afternoon or early this evening, which is great. Otherwise, I’ll have to drag the sprinkler down to help the transplants settle in.

For now, I’ll surf a bit. Whew!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/262 "2015-06-06T15:03:01Z")

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> [@missred](#):
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> **rosie** , did anything on t.v. incorporate itself into your dreams (like maybe a Shark commercial 😛 )?

Swimming, swimming!

Fish are friends, not food.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/263 "2015-06-06T15:08:08Z")

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> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#):
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> Um.
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> I had a doctor’s appoint yesterday afternoon and when I returned Mickey had made a full recovery! She had no pain, no discomfort and her legs were working fine. I took them out this morning and she continues to be well. 🙂

Since you were already prepared to put something down today I suggest you still do such; I nominate **flytrap** to take Mickey’s place & put _us_ out of our misery. ☹  
All in favor say, “Aye”.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/264 "2015-06-06T15:21:50Z")

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Aye

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/265 "2015-06-06T16:32:54Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Since you were already prepared to put something down today I suggest you still do such; I nominate **flytrap** to take Mickey’s place & put _us_ out of our misery. ☹

Is there free beer?

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/266 "2015-06-06T16:56:35Z")

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Remember how we talked about winning the MMP lottery & buying the house for sale across the street from & making it a mumper compound?  
Our dreams have come true, even more spectacularly than if we all lived together in said mumper compound.

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Is there free beer?

No more **flytrap** & free beer!!! 😃

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/267 "2015-06-06T17:08:45Z")

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I’m done - at least with the yard work. I figure I put at least 2 hours in on the hill and I hauled 2 wagon loads of debris into the woods (it’s nice having a big yard with lots of places to dump debris out of sight. I also painted our name and number on it, since the stick-on letters were peeling off.

And I took the old lawn mower and parked it on the corner with a sign that says “FREE” - hoping it’ll disappear this afternoon.

Now I need a shower. A soak in a hot tub would be nice - wish I had one. But a shower will suffice.

I’s tahred!!

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/268 "2015-06-06T19:19:36Z")

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Going to a concert tonight. I hope I’ll enjoy it.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/269 "2015-06-06T19:32:38Z")

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We had a nice, soaking thunderboomer roll thru. With luck, it helped the transplants settle in. Supposedly we won’t have any more rain till maybe late Monday. I just hope it’s not rainy on Weds - that’s when the gutter-cleaners are going to come.

\*\*FCD \*\*has quit painting for the day. Chillage shall ensue.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/270 "2015-06-06T19:57:04Z")

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Howdy Y’all! We did the yahd thang in large and in charge Parrot, went to visit the folks in the home, had N.O.L., and ran a couple errands since we were in town. When we got back to da cave da bear achieved nappage cause I was tahrd!

I took some frozen burgers outta da freezer to grill for dindin but I don’t know if’n that will happen. We’re both still full from N.O.L.

**StickyBuns** YAY!

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/271 "2015-06-06T21:03:18Z")

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> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> I’m getting a bit annoyed, well more than annoyed.  
> Nobody is supporting my decision to come home and I won’t be able to drive for 2 weeks.  
> Nobody will drive me home because they think I need to stay down there close to the hospital and around people who can care for me. There is a hospital up here and I’m sure it can handle it if something goes wrong, and Sah-son is more than capable of taking care of things around here.  
> I’ve agreed to stay with my mother for a few days. Then if nobody else will drive me home I’ll drive myself.

I name them doh-doh heads for you.

> [@](#):
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> My mother is offended that I don’t want to stay with her - now she is whining - is it really so awful here? Yesterday she made the suggestion that instead of moving into a senior place she could just move in with me.

Run away! Run away! _klaxon_ Danger! Danger! Maybe we can release **Spidey** ’s tap-dancing spiders or something… ☹

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/272 "2015-06-06T21:04:10Z")

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Refereed two youth soccer games today. They are getting ready for the AYSo Section 5 Games in a couple of weeks so they held a tournament for the local squads.

Did an Assistant referee on an U12 game, gave myself an A-, I got all the calls right but trailed to play some (I’m 6’2" and 275; keeping up with 11-12 year old boys on 40-50 yard sprints is not easy).

Did a Center on a boys U10, about a B+, missed a couple of calls but all in all did a good job managing the game (the coach that lost 9-0 may have a different opinion).

I was 76F for the first game (0800) and 89F for the second (1330). I think an afternoon bath may be in order (since I am in odor…)

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/273 "2015-06-06T21:11:14Z")

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Good news **Sticky**!

I went through a bag of stuff I brought from my mother’s. So much old stuff in there, I even found response cards and envelopes from my wedding.  
Now I’m all sneezy and my throat itches.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/274 "2015-06-06T21:23:16Z")

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Thank you for the laugh **Sunny**

I needed it.

I’m sure when my mother made that suggestion I got the deer in the headlights look.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/275 "2015-06-06T22:56:49Z")

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**sari** this might be the time to suggest to your mother she would be so much more _comfortable_ at your sister’s home. 😃

We did burgers. Four were grilled and we et two so we shall have burgers for N.O.L. on Moanday. Tomorrow is brunch Sunday over to the church house. Thus I made a cake plus a gallon each of sweet and unsweet tea. The cake is a mandarin orange sheet cake.

I baked. Can y’all stand it! 😃

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/276 "2015-06-06T23:03:01Z")

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The lawnmower is gone. Don’t know who took it, don’t care. I hope it works out for them.

We’ve had some rain on and off, one really big shower, and a couple of random sprinkles. Tomorrow should be rain-free, and if I can move, I’ll finish weeding the hill. We’ll see how it goes.

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/277 "2015-06-06T23:44:16Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> **sari** this might be the time to suggest to your mother she would be so much more _comfortable_ at your sister’s home. 😃
> 
> We did burgers. Four were grilled and we et two so we shall have burgers for N.O.L. on Moanday. Tomorrow is brunch Sunday over to the church house. Thus I made a cake plus a gallon each of sweet and unsweet tea. The cake is a mandarin orange sheet cake.
> 
> I baked. Can y’all stand it! 😃

I need to try this cake, as much as I love mandarin oranges.

As for your suggestion about SahMom, that is truly evil. No wonder I like you so much! 😃

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2015, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/278 "2015-06-07T00:14:34Z")

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Time to recline. _ **MWAH!!!** _

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2015, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/279 "2015-06-07T02:43:42Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> The cake is a mandarin orange sheet cake.

I am intrigued by your recipe, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2015, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/280 "2015-06-07T03:27:15Z")

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Worked, came home, Hawks lost. 😕

> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> Refereed two youth soccer games today. They are getting ready for the AYSo Section 5 Games in a couple of weeks so they held a tournament for the local squads.
> 
> Did an Assistant referee on an U12 game, gave myself an A-, I got all the calls right but trailed to play some (I’m 6’2" and 275; keeping up with 11-12 year old boys on 40-50 yard sprints is not easy).
> 
> Did a Center on a boys U10, about a B+, missed a couple of calls but all in all did a good job managing the game (the coach that lost 9-0 may have a different opinion).
> 
> I was 76F for the first game (0800) and 89F for the second (1330). I think an afternoon bath may be in order (since I am in odor…)

A ref that doesn’t suck? Can you ice skate?

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