# The Insomniac MMP!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [June 1, 2015, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318 "2015-06-01T06:29:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/121 "2015-06-03T20:04:50Z")

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Howdy from da cave! Three down and two to go! The alleged rain has yet to happen. The weather PTB are not doin’ a good job. Ok, Eye-talian chikin is done and smellin’ nummerific! I shall now go prepare the rest of dindin.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/122 "2015-06-03T20:05:49Z")

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I took a little nap as well.

Then I got a call from a law firm who is going to go after the collection agencies for harassing me. It won’t cost me anything, if they win they take their chunk of the money and send me the rest. Once you tell them they have the wrong number and to stop calling they have to stop.  
We’ll see what happens, I have nothing to lose but aggravating phone calls.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/123 "2015-06-03T20:11:55Z")

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We’re going to Capt. Leonard’s for supper. But the house is smelling yummerrific - it’s a good batch of sketty sauce! Nummy future meals. 😃

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/124 "2015-06-03T20:16:30Z")

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> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> Then I got a call from a law firm who is going to go after the collection agencies for harassing me.

Are they ambulance chasing for a group of folks harassed by these guys?

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/125 "2015-06-03T21:11:13Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Are they ambulance chasing for a group of folks harassed by these guys?

No, when I looked up the number to see who was calling me it went to a website that said it’s illegal and they can stop the harassing calls and maybe even get me some money too. So I gave them my name and number.  
I’m shocked they called me back.  
I didn’t realize it but they are the same law firm whose app I have on my cell phone to block unwanted calls.

I hope they do sue the collectors and win, but I’m not counting on anything.  
I just want the damn calls to stop.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/126 "2015-06-03T21:32:05Z")

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Well, that was disappointing. I got the scallops at Capt. Leonard’s - they had no flavor to speak of. The sweet potato wedges were good, but that was it. And the prices really went up since last year. Shouldn’t be a surprise - crabs are stupid expensive - the crab cake dinner went up $4!

At least I didn’t have to cook or clean up, so there’s that.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/127 "2015-06-03T22:05:44Z")

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Dindin has been ingested. YUM! Plus leftover Eye-talian chikin for tomorrow’s dindin. YAY! We have an alleged tstorm in the area. Haven’ seen a thing as of yet. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/128 "2015-06-03T22:16:53Z")

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Hail like Long Island snow in nearby [Eastern Tennessee.](http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/wp/2015/06/03/hail-rains-down-in-buckets-in-this-crazy-tennessee-video/)

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/129 "2015-06-03T22:31:39Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Hail like Long Island snow in nearby [Eastern Tennessee.](http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/wp/2015/06/03/hail-rains-down-in-buckets-in-this-crazy-tennessee-video/)

Nah-ah. Our snow was fluffy and didn’t make noise coming down.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/130 "2015-06-03T22:50:59Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> Nah-ah. Our snow was fluffy and didn’t make noise coming down.

I beg your pardon, I meant in volume and alacrity.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/131 "2015-06-03T23:10:44Z")

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I’ve got 3 more bags of sketty sauce in the freezer now, for a total of 4 for future meals. Yay!!

It was raining but it’s stopped. We might get more tonight. Frankly, I’m ready for the rain to be done. I miss the sun.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/132 "2015-06-03T23:59:02Z")

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Worked, came home and walked Gordie. I took a nap, in case the hockey game goes into overtime. I’m making mesquite chicken qith tequila line rice for dinner.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/133 "2015-06-04T00:15:27Z")

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Time to recline. _ **MWAH!!** _

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/134 "2015-06-04T00:17:34Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> qith tequila line rice for dinner.

You drinking the ingredients?  
:dubious:

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/135 "2015-06-04T00:56:33Z")

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The green monster is gone. Apparently, my doc said it looked “really bad” so getting rid of it was a good idea.

So there I was at the hospital, a sick bear with bear paws on me. Sort of… This hospital uses “Bair Paws” gowns which are a 3M product that are disposable, cover more than the traditional flimsy hospital gown and have spots built in to connect warm air blowers. All very clever, and comfy, even if bears are usually brown, tan or black, but Bairs are lavender.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/136 "2015-06-04T01:01:19Z")

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Home from work and a possible killing spree - I MEAN MEET-UP - with Bobbio is planned. Tomorrow should be fun!

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/137 "2015-06-04T01:15:43Z")

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> [@gotpasswords](#):
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> The green monster is gone. Apparently, my doc said it looked “really bad” so getting rid of it was a good idea.
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> So there I was at the hospital, a sick bear with bear paws on me. Sort of… This hospital uses “Bair Paws” gowns which are a 3M product that are disposable, cover more than the traditional flimsy hospital gown and have spots built in to connect warm air blowers. All very clever, and comfy, even if bears are usually brown, tan or black, but Bairs are lavender.

Bout time you checked in!

I’ve been looking for you

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/138 "2015-06-04T01:27:22Z")

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If it ain’t one thing it’s another.

Years ago I opened a sprint account for OAOASO  
I have been waiting for the contract to end and today I closed it  
only to find out somebody bought a phone and charged it to my account.

Too weird  
they used my name, my armpit address even though it happened after I moved (which the account has never been in MY address - he paid the bill so it was in his address), and a phone number that has never been on the account.  
Sprint will not tell me who the phone number belongs to, I called it but nobody answered. I did leave a message asking why their number was on a contract charged to my account.

I jumped all over OAOASO, why is he buying a phone on my account. He swears he knows nothing about it and probably doesn’t because if he had done it he would have used his own address. The signature is not mine, not his, not his friends.  
However the only people who knew the password are him, his friend who also had a phone on the account and me. They only knew the password because you need it to pay the bill.

So now there is a fraud investigation started  
I hope they go to jail - and rot while they are there.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/139 "2015-06-04T01:31:30Z")

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> [@gotpasswords](#):
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> but Bairs are lavender.

I…no.  
:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insomniac-mmp/721318/140 "2015-06-04T01:53:20Z")

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Glad the offending green monster is out, **gotti**. May the remainder of your recovery be uneventful.

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