# The Insulting Palindrome Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 27, 2006, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insulting-palindrome-thread/374436 "2006-09-27T23:43:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insulting-palindrome-thread/374436/41 "2006-09-28T18:59:31Z")
Pssst! No one tell Gargoyle that most/all of these are already existing palindromes. Behold…the power of Google. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insulting-palindrome-thread/374436/42 "2006-09-28T19:16:28Z")
Doc, note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. **I** diet on cod! ---
**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insulting-palindrome-thread/374436/43 "2006-09-28T20:10:37Z")
God, _Rey_, G. – Ni! N… Rub? I burning yer dog. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insulting-palindrome-thread/374436/44 "2006-09-28T20:28:11Z")
[QUOTE=Sal Ammoniac] God, _Rey_, G. – Ni! N… Rub? I burning yer dog. [/QUOTE] I have to admit, this is makes more gramatical sense than **Thaidog** ’s original post. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insulting-palindrome-thread/374436/45 "2006-09-28T20:30:13Z")
> [@](#): > > Pssst! No one tell Gargoyle that most/all of these are already existing palindromes. Behold…the power of Google. I beg your pardon – two of mine (and, clearly, several of the others) are entirely original. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insulting-palindrome-thread/374436/46 "2006-09-28T20:42:56Z")
[QUOTE=Lemur866] Pssst! No one tell Gargoyle that most/all of these are already existing palindromes. Behold…the power of Google. [/QUOTE] Mine are original. Sup pus. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insulting-palindrome-thread/374436/47 "2006-09-28T21:37:52Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] I beg your pardon – two of mine (and, clearly, several of the others) are entirely original. [/QUOTE] Ma, I…redder I am. (It just kills me that I can’t invent a better palindrome to apologize. Kills me. You know that, don’t you?) ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insulting-palindrome-thread/374436/48 "2006-09-28T21:50:40Z")
Mod, enema, assuage, gauss, AA, men, Edom.\* Now to parse it… Mod enema, assuage Gauss; AA men, Edom! Y’know, “Moab is my wash-pot; over Edom will I cast out my shoe”. _That_ Edom. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insulting-palindrome-thread/374436/49 "2006-09-28T21:59:14Z")
Best dirty Palindrome ever written: No, son, Onanism’s a gross orgasm sin: a no-no, son. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insulting-palindrome-thread/374436/50 "2006-09-28T22:09:43Z")
A Glaswegian sends an SMS message to a Catholic priest, Father Tom, who has an illegitimate daughter named Kate, and is threatening to reveal her parentage, while making a pun on the word “father”. The following exchange records the message, and his reply: “Re. K: c u Fr. - eh Tom?” “Motherfucker.” (God that was tortuous.) ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insulting-palindrome-thread/374436/51 "2006-09-28T22:15:59Z")
[QUOTE=Trunk] A man, a plan, a canal, FUCK YOU! [/QUOTE] Thank you for making my day! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insulting-palindrome-thread/374436/52 "2006-09-29T00:19:42Z")
Unremarkable was I ere I saw Elba, Kramer, nu? (Not mine, but a lovely confession nonetheless.) ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insulting-palindrome-thread/374436/53 "2006-09-29T01:27:25Z")
Aim at OP o’ semen, Ygor: DNA androgyne Mesopotamia. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insulting-palindrome-thread/374436/54 "2006-09-29T01:59:29Z")
Mine wasn’t good, but I think it is original. Drink cus u suck, nird! ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insulting-palindrome-thread/374436/55 "2006-09-29T03:01:00Z")
Doc Note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod. Borrow or rob? Yes ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insulting-palindrome-thread/374436/56 "2006-09-29T12:16:16Z")
Aw, oi, Goy Og, Iowa. or Ohio, goy Og, oi! Ho. ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insulting-palindrome-thread/374436/57 "2006-09-29T17:19:39Z")
Name a demand! Esa reign! I don’t ask. Come here he mocks at noding. I erase DNA. Me Daeman. Hey! Yo has tits ahoy! yeh? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insulting-palindrome-thread/374436/58 "2006-09-29T23:15:11Z")
Since we’ve abandoned all pretense of limiting ourselves to insults, I’ll just post one I’m proud of, based on Poussin’s _Shepherds of Arcadia_: In Eden, I? Never! Even in Eden, I. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-insulting-palindrome-thread/374436.md?page=2)