# The international cuisine of ladies' naughty bits (lame and TMI?) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 16, 2005, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067 "2005-05-16T14:17:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067/1 "2005-05-16T14:17:20Z")
This is probably the strangest OP I have ever written or will ever write, and it’s probably worth ignoring. It has to do with a strange thought that I had the other day. It struck me funny at the time. If nothing else, it will give you insight into the inner workings of my sick mind. So I was walking down the street the other day, and I saw an attractive woman of the Asian persuasion. I had a short little sexual fantasy about her, and then wondered if her private bits smelled, you know, Asian. I have no idea what that meant. Like ginger and soy sauce, perhaps? It then occurred to me that this thought was not only marginally racist, but stupid as well. But I have harbored it all my life. Asian women have Asian-smelling happy fun bits. Having never been with an Asian woman, I wouldn’t really know first hand. It was a silly thought. Do women really have private parts that smell like the cuisine of where they come from? Nah. Silly. Do I expect Mexican women to have coochies that smell like beans and salsa? Of course not. Banish the stupid thought. All women smell more or less the same “down there.” All the women I’ve been with did, anyway. Then again, they’ve all been from the same area. A seaside community. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067/2 "2005-05-16T14:21:20Z")
Your little fantasy could be considered offensive, however, I actually understand what you mean. 🙂 Men smell different, too, you know. I’ve noticed Indian men smell different to me than other guys. I am so against dating an Indian man right now (for various reasons, not limited to another wedding proposal from a complete stranger) that I couldn’t think of it, but there is a sort of…familiar smell about Indian men. However, I’ve never particularly wanted familiarity. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067/3 "2005-05-16T14:24:34Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Your little fantasy could be considered offensive, however, I actually understand what you mean. 🙂 I realize it could be considered offensive, but it’s the conclusion I reached that gave me the chuckle. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067/4 "2005-05-16T14:24:54Z")
Uuuum… There might be some, minor, truth to some of that, as diet can affect how a woman tastes and smells. There’s the old joke “vegetarians taste better.” But, lacking any knowledge of a specific scientific model of how diet directly affects the production of vaginal mucus as well as the fauna which hang out there, I really don’t know. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067/5 "2005-05-16T14:26:03Z")
“What’s for dinner?” “How 'bout a little Asian?” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067/6 "2005-05-16T14:27:19Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Uuuum… > > There might be some, minor, truth to some of that, as diet can affect how a woman tastes and smells. There’s the old joke “vegetarians taste better.” But, lacking any knowledge of a specific scientific model of how diet directly affects the production of vaginal mucus as well as the fauna which hang out there, I really don’t know. Oh, I’m sure there’s no truth to it. It’s the conclusion I reached that’s the point. Please don’t force me to explain the joke. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067/7 "2005-05-16T14:29:26Z")
They smell like… victory. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067/8 "2005-05-16T14:34:30Z")
Oh man, to see **The international cuisine of ladies’ naughty bits** followed by **Anyone else getting a lot of German Spam lately?** gave me a bit of a chuckle. ---
**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067/9 "2005-05-16T14:37:19Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Oh, I’m sure there’s no truth to it. It’s the conclusion I reached that’s the point. > > Please don’t force me to explain the joke. Teehee. Next time make them shower first. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067/10 "2005-05-16T14:38:26Z")
> [@Stark Raven Mad](#): > > Teehee. Next time make them shower first. Or have them bring some butter and lemons. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067/11 "2005-05-16T14:46:12Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Oh man, to see > **The international cuisine of ladies’ naughty bits** followed by > **Anyone else getting a lot of German Spam lately?** gave me a bit of a chuckle. I’m just trying to avoid thoughts of Swedish meatballs. Lutefisk is disturbing enough. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067/12 "2005-05-16T14:51:08Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Oh, I’m sure there’s no truth to it. It’s the conclusion I reached that’s the point. > > Please don’t force me to explain the joke. The conclusion was silly. 🙂 But you don’t need to explain it. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067/13 "2005-05-16T14:57:23Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Please don’t force me to explain the joke. Which joke? The one I posted? If that’s the case you don’t have to worry about explaining it. I’ve dated a couple of vegitarians 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067/14 "2005-05-16T20:34:58Z")
I’ll have to remember to test this the next time I’m eating out. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067/15 "2005-05-16T21:30:04Z")
A male friend, who dated both white girls and black girls, said the white girls had a sweeter taste, and the black girls had a spicy taste. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067/16 "2005-05-16T21:43:25Z")
I like soy and wasabi on my _tuna_, not on her…oh…wait… ---
**Author:** ![UnwrittenNocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/6de8d8/32.png) [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067/17 "2005-05-16T21:57:10Z")
Diet makes a difference in the taste of both girls and guys. Was that more than you wanted to know about me? ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067/18 "2005-05-16T22:02:15Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Oh man, to see > **The international cuisine of ladies’ naughty bits** followed by > **Anyone else getting a lot of German Spam lately?** gave me a bit of a chuckle. Right now it’s followed by **Can’t stop eating**. ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067/19 "2005-05-16T22:13:12Z")
Well, actually it isn’t anymore, since I posted. But it was. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067/20 "2005-05-16T22:23:47Z")
I’ve never had much “international cuisine” but that is certainly my favorite meal. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-international-cuisine-of-ladies-naughty-bits-lame-and-tmi/304067.md?page=2)