# The Internet is abuzz right now with a massive celebrity cellphone hack.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 1, 2014, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-abuzz-right-now-with-a-massive-celebrity-cellphone-hack/697136 "2014-09-01T09:36:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-abuzz-right-now-with-a-massive-celebrity-cellphone-hack/697136/21 "2014-09-01T16:07:01Z")

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I stand corrected. That’s really bad.

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**Author:** ![Claverhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Claverhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claverhouse)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-abuzz-right-now-with-a-massive-celebrity-cellphone-hack/697136/22 "2014-09-01T16:09:54Z")

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Has anyone checked Rupert Murdoch’s whereabouts ?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-abuzz-right-now-with-a-massive-celebrity-cellphone-hack/697136/23 "2014-09-01T16:31:05Z")

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> [@Claverhouse](#):
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> Has anyone checked Rupert Murdoch’s whereabouts ?

[He’s resting comfortably at home.](http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2012/02/nathan-rosario-grayskull.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-abuzz-right-now-with-a-massive-celebrity-cellphone-hack/697136/24 "2014-09-01T17:09:59Z")

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> Quoth **Bricker** :
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> I am already convinced that Jennifer Lawrence and Ariana Grande have the same complement of nipples and genitals that are typically found in the population at large.

Really? I would have guessed that they’d each have twice the average number of some genitals, and none at all of others.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-abuzz-right-now-with-a-massive-celebrity-cellphone-hack/697136/25 "2014-09-01T17:22:12Z")

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And they have stunt genitals too.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-abuzz-right-now-with-a-massive-celebrity-cellphone-hack/697136/26 "2014-09-01T17:30:13Z")

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I did some browsing around online. You know, for research purposes. Good. God. Yall.

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**Author:** ![jacobsta811](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jacobsta811/32/2893_2.png) [@jacobsta811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jacobsta811)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-abuzz-right-now-with-a-massive-celebrity-cellphone-hack/697136/27 "2014-09-01T17:34:40Z")

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> [@Pork\_Rind](#):
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> An interesting theory that I read was that some (there’s thinking that this is an aggregation of several different hacks; there’s Android photos, Snapchat shots and videos of a format that iCloud would not archive) of these accounts were compromised by someone setting up bogus free wifi hotspots at one or more big Hollywood-type event and capturing login information.

Maybe, but you could have some photos that are not from Icloud, and still be an icloud attack, for example if they used this method: [This could be the iCloud flaw that led to celebrity photos being leaked (Update: Apple is investigating)](http://thenextweb.com/apple/2014/09/01/this-could-be-the-apple-icloud-flaw-that-led-to-celebrity-photos-being-leaked/), then you could simply try the password discovered on their actual email addresses and other accounts and potentially get those as well - basically the same techniques as in most hacks where they hack a weak player and password reuse screws you at stronger players.

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**Author:** ![C.Montgomery\_Burns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@C.Montgomery\_Burns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C.Montgomery_Burns)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-abuzz-right-now-with-a-massive-celebrity-cellphone-hack/697136/28 "2014-09-01T17:35:45Z")

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Is it just a given nowadays that everybody takes naked pictures of themselves? Because that’s weird.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-abuzz-right-now-with-a-massive-celebrity-cellphone-hack/697136/29 "2014-09-01T17:50:03Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> Now, I do think it’s foolish to take naked pictures on a device connected to the Internet, store those pictures unencrypted, and then be shocked that they are disseminated to others. In the old days, all you had to do was keep your saucy Polaroids locked up.

Heck, in the old days we had to beg and plead for a simple Polaroid. Odd, isn’t it? Back when it was stupidly simple to secure a compromising picture, people were more afraid of having one taken than now when it is stupidly simple to disseminate it.

And BTW I know it’s just my old-school prejudices speaking, but “Cloud” just does not convey to me the mental image of something secure and impenetrable or even reliably accessible.

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**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-abuzz-right-now-with-a-massive-celebrity-cellphone-hack/697136/30 "2014-09-01T17:52:09Z")

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> [@C.Montgomery\_Burns](#):
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> Is it just a given nowadays that everybody takes naked pictures of themselves? Because that’s weird.

Eh, digital cameras are more or less ubiquitous, the marginal cost of taking a digital picture is near zero and, since there’s no need to develop film, you can take a pic and email it to your SO without anyone else being involved (unless you get hacked, obviously).

People being people, it would be strange if that state of affairs _didn’t_ lead to a lot of naked picture taking

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-abuzz-right-now-with-a-massive-celebrity-cellphone-hack/697136/31 "2014-09-01T17:59:59Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> And BTW I know it’s just my old-school prejudices speaking, but “Cloud” just does not convey to me the mental image of something secure and impenetrable or even reliably accessible.

No kidding. I’m still trying to wrap my head around calling women who aren’t skinny “thick”, and it’s a compliment.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-abuzz-right-now-with-a-massive-celebrity-cellphone-hack/697136/32 "2014-09-01T18:09:30Z")

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> [@Simplicio](#):
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> Eh, digital cameras are more or less ubiquitous, the marginal cost of taking a digital picture is near zero and, since there’s no need to develop film, you can take a pic and email it to your SO without anyone else being involved (unless you get hacked, obviously).

Thus the value of Polaroids, back in the day: you could take a picture and mail it (or hand it) to your SO without anyone, either.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-abuzz-right-now-with-a-massive-celebrity-cellphone-hack/697136/33 "2014-09-01T18:10:46Z")

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Damn Aubrey Plaza… damn…

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**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-abuzz-right-now-with-a-massive-celebrity-cellphone-hack/697136/34 "2014-09-01T18:11:33Z")

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> [@Simplicio](#):
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> Eh, digital cameras are more or less ubiquitous, the marginal cost of taking a digital picture is near zero and, since there’s no need to develop film, you can take a pic and email it to your SO without anyone else being involved (unless you get hacked, obviously).
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> People being people, it would be strange if that state of affairs _didn’t_ lead to a lot of naked picture taking

It makes you wonder how much of Polaroid’s market back in the day was due to the desire to take naked photos that didn’t have to be processed.

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**Author:** ![Claverhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Claverhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claverhouse)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-abuzz-right-now-with-a-massive-celebrity-cellphone-hack/697136/35 "2014-09-01T18:14:43Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> [He’s resting comfortably at home.](http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2012/02/nathan-rosario-grayskull.jpg)

😃

> [@C.Montgomery\_Burns](#):
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> Is it just a given nowadays that everybody takes naked pictures of themselves? Because that’s weird.

Hopefully not His Excellency.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-abuzz-right-now-with-a-massive-celebrity-cellphone-hack/697136/36 "2014-09-01T18:44:29Z")

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> [@C.Montgomery\_Burns](#):
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> Is it just a given nowadays that everybody takes naked pictures of themselves? Because that’s weird.

I hear Smithers has been taking naked pictures of you for years without your knowing. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-abuzz-right-now-with-a-massive-celebrity-cellphone-hack/697136/37 "2014-09-01T18:46:17Z")

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And most people didn’t have Polaroid cameras back then, either, whereas it’s almost impossible nowadays to not own a digital camera.

Note that, even in the days before digital cameras, it was taken for granted that there were some people who’d photocopy their nether bits. And that’s even with the inconvenience of getting some private time in a room with a copier, and the low quality of the resulting images.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-abuzz-right-now-with-a-massive-celebrity-cellphone-hack/697136/38 "2014-09-01T18:46:44Z")

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> [@Sam\_Stone](#):
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> It makes you wonder how much of Polaroid’s market back in the day was due to the desire to take naked photos that didn’t have to be processed.

That would be pretty much all of it.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-abuzz-right-now-with-a-massive-celebrity-cellphone-hack/697136/39 "2014-09-01T19:56:33Z")

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> [@Sam\_Stone](#):
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> It makes you wonder how much of Polaroid’s market back in the day was due to the desire to take naked photos that didn’t have to be processed.

> [@silenus](#):
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> That would be pretty much all of it.

Now watch [this commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgO5yKdJRAg).

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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-abuzz-right-now-with-a-massive-celebrity-cellphone-hack/697136/40 "2014-09-01T21:23:29Z")

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> [@Claverhouse](#):
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> Has anyone checked Rupert Murdoch’s whereabouts ?

A hacker friend of mine (pretty high level, with the ability to decap chips and modilfy them with his own scanning tunneling electron microscope) claims that Rupert has on his payroll one of the most elite hacking organizations on the planet - forget the cellphone stuff, that’s amatur hour compared to what his people are actually involved in.

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