# The internet is for....porn!  (May not be suitable)

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 1, 2006, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-for-porn-may-not-be-suitable/350797 "2006-04-01T02:00:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-for-porn-may-not-be-suitable/350797/1 "2006-04-01T02:00:36Z")

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For those of you searching for the meaning of the internet…well, just had to share [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPFkmGRdwus&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b) with everyone. Its ‘The internet is for Porn’ done using WoW characters. May not be work friendly. 😛

-XT

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-for-porn-may-not-be-suitable/350797/2 "2006-04-01T02:54:49Z")

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> [@xtisme](#):
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> For those of you searching for the meaning of the internet…well, just had to share [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPFkmGRdwus&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b) with everyone. Its ‘The internet is for Porn’ done using WoW characters. May not be work friendly. 😛
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> -XT

How many versions of this song is there? I’ve seen the Kathie Lee/Howard Stern version.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-for-porn-may-not-be-suitable/350797/3 "2006-04-01T03:32:18Z")

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I assume this one is derived from that one. Still pretty funny with the WoW guys doing it. 🙂

-XT

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-for-porn-may-not-be-suitable/350797/4 "2006-04-01T03:36:19Z")

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I never played WoW. I did so on purpose. I can’t afford such a habit. No money, and this damned “school” thing.

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**Author:** ![Otanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Otanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otanx)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-for-porn-may-not-be-suitable/350797/5 "2006-04-01T03:47:51Z")

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Is it just my sick mind or does the guy voice in that sound like the cookie monster? My wife wants to learn how to do flash, and video editing stuff like that. I suggested she do that video with Seasame Street characters.

Yes, I am sick.

-Otanx

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-for-porn-may-not-be-suitable/350797/6 "2006-04-01T03:55:08Z")

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Well, if I were doing it I would have used gnomes…that smacking the ass dirty dancing thing the male gnome has going is pretty hot. Not to mention the dance the female gnome does. 😉

> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> I never played WoW. I did so on purpose. I can’t afford such a habit. No money, and this damned “school” thing.

Probably a smart thing. My own interest started to wane even before the game launched. I still have my account but I haven’t even bothered getting the latest patches lately.

> [@Otanx](#):
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> Yes, I am sick.

If its any consolation, the first time I heard it I though ‘Mr Greenjeans does cookie monster’… (when I say ‘does’ there I don’t mean in the biblical sense btw 😉 )

I’m probably sicker than you.

-XT

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-for-porn-may-not-be-suitable/350797/7 "2006-04-01T04:18:19Z")

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> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> How many versions of this song is there? I’ve seen the Kathie Lee/Howard Stern version.

Link?

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-for-porn-may-not-be-suitable/350797/8 "2006-04-01T04:30:34Z")

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[This is the first time I’ve done this. By the way, it’s Hilary Duff, not Kathie Lee Gifford.](http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/internet4porn)

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-for-porn-may-not-be-suitable/350797/9 "2006-04-01T12:35:14Z")

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> [@Otanx](#):
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> Is it just my sick mind or does the guy voice in that sound like the cookie monster?

That’s because it’s from [a Sesame Street parody](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avenue_q).

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**Author:** ![Stentor\_2.5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc8723/32.png) [@Stentor\_2.5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stentor_2.5)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-for-porn-may-not-be-suitable/350797/10 "2006-04-01T12:45:44Z")

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I love the graphic at the end, in a sick and creepy kind of way.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-for-porn-may-not-be-suitable/350797/11 "2006-04-01T13:49:42Z")

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I saw Avenue Q over spring break 2 weeks ago, it was freaking awesome.

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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-for-porn-may-not-be-suitable/350797/12 "2006-04-01T14:30:18Z")

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That’s _hilarious_. I go to school at RPI, where half the students play WoW. All of my friends are going to laugh their chair-bound asses off when they see this. 😃

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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-for-porn-may-not-be-suitable/350797/13 "2006-04-01T14:37:59Z")

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> [@Spatial Rift 47](#):
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> That’s _hilarious_. I go to school at RPI, where half the students play WoW. All of my friends are going to laugh their chair-bound asses off when they see this. 😃

Most of them have probably already seen it. It’s been making the rounds for months.

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**Author:** ![FlyingRamenMonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@FlyingRamenMonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingRamenMonster)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-for-porn-may-not-be-suitable/350797/14 "2006-04-01T15:14:02Z")

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If I ever go to Chicago, seeing Avenue Q will TOTALLY be the first thing I do. Srsly.

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2006, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-for-porn-may-not-be-suitable/350797/15 "2006-04-01T19:11:06Z")

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> [@FlyingRamenMonster](#):
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> If I ever go to Chicago, seeing Avenue Q will TOTALLY be the first thing I do. Srsly.

Since when is it showing in Chicago?

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2006, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-for-porn-may-not-be-suitable/350797/16 "2006-04-02T07:53:57Z")

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I saw Avenue Q here in Las Vegas at Wynn Hotel/Casino and this song was a showstopper…I think the last performance is in May, so if anyone is coming here, catch it before it leaves. (Spamalot is going to replace it.)

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**Author:** ![FlyingRamenMonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@FlyingRamenMonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingRamenMonster)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2006, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-for-porn-may-not-be-suitable/350797/17 "2006-04-02T11:27:55Z")

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> [@chaoticbear](#):
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> Since when is it showing in Chicago?

Why the hell did I say Chicago? 😕 :smack:

New York. Dammit.

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**Author:** ![SurrenderDorothy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/surrenderdorothy/32/1221_2.png) [@SurrenderDorothy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SurrenderDorothy)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2006, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-for-porn-may-not-be-suitable/350797/18 "2006-04-02T23:59:30Z")

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> [@FlyingRamenMonster](#):
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> Why the hell did I say Chicago? 😕 :smack:
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> New York. Dammit.

☹ damn. And I had a second of “Chicago? I could so get to Chicago!” hope.

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**Author:** ![Leibowitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@Leibowitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leibowitz)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-for-porn-may-not-be-suitable/350797/19 "2006-04-04T04:05:07Z")

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> [@xtisme](#):
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> For those of you searching for the meaning of the internet…well, just had to share [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPFkmGRdwus&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b) with everyone. Its ‘The internet is for Porn’ done using WoW characters. May not be work friendly. 😛
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> -XT

Curse you, xtisme. I have been singing this for two days. I am scaring my employees. I keep remembering those cute monster dance steps. So cute! And such a catchy tune. Hmmm hmm hmm hmm hmm \<goes off humming to herself\>
