# The Internet is In Forming **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 23, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-in-forming/214877 "2003-11-23T19:54:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-in-forming/214877/1 "2003-11-23T19:54:43Z")
On the internet The internet I recieved a message It was written by someone English, .html, dot com Won’t you send me an internet message An english dot com dot slash dot h tee pee Oh, on the internet my message was recieved All too clear, radiation from the monitor Oh on the internet Living’s easy (fit for representing the h tee pee) On the internet My leet was well recieved function, function, adjective, adjective, recieved Understood, now take off your shorts, Post on the internet, internet posters I want to know of your shorts flying off Of how they disappeared in a warp vortex going mach 9 Or ran off to Timbuktu to cut you off in traffic function, well recieved, shorts off, pants on Clothes off, internet communication Now you’re the dog, man, on the internet Nobody knows who you are (ARRR ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ARR ARRR) My shorts flew off recently I think it was in Timbuktu Sped into the internet dot matrix I spat comedy liquid all over my pants, with shorts recently vacated It became the best day of my life On the internet message board On the internet fad, my phrasing phrase was well recieved Message recieved, my internet broke On the broken internet, it was not recieved Logical fallacy, my internet broke down with a frown ☹ Broke down again But how, if before, it was broken Oh shi ---
**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-in-forming/214877/2 "2003-11-23T20:00:32Z")
Hey guys, don’t frown! I am back on this internet message board to inform you not to buy buy buy buy buy buybuybuybuybububuy BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY WINDOWS XP BUY BUY MAH WINDOWS worry on this internet message board. Here, I shall insert a smiley to indicate I am jovial. 🙂 Nothing wrong here, folks! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-in-forming/214877/3 "2003-11-23T20:08:58Z")
Lather Rinse Repeat ---
**Author:** ![Forbin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5e9695/32.png) [@Forbin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Forbin)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-in-forming/214877/4 "2003-11-23T20:16:13Z")
…drums stop, bass solo! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-in-forming/214877/5 "2003-11-23T20:19:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Lather > > Rinse > > Repeat \*\* My, you seem knowledgable about the internet! I think we should start a competitor to the internet, as we understand it so well. It shall be called the intertendo time traveling company! Money will be ours! ON THE INTERNET! ---
**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-in-forming/214877/6 "2003-11-23T20:23:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Forbin \* > \*\*…drums stop, bass solo! > 😉 \*\* Forbin - {if 90 is 10 stop} {if MC Hammer is in the house} {100 stop} {HAMMER TIME} [|end|] ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-in-forming/214877/7 "2003-11-24T06:04:55Z")
cake…_or death?_ ---
**Author:** ![hyperjes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@hyperjes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hyperjes)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-in-forming/214877/8 "2003-11-24T06:48:40Z")
“Death please…No, wait- cake! Cake!” “Ha Ha! You said “death” first!” (I love Eddie Izzard. 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_B.Phart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc29f/32.png) [@Capt\_B.Phart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_B.Phart)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-in-forming/214877/9 "2003-11-24T15:18:40Z")
Cake is a bi-sterbile drug, affecting an area of the brain named Shatner’s Bassoon. (I love Chris morris, in a manly type way) ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-in-forming/214877/10 "2003-11-24T15:45:08Z")
WTF? Did you people get into the holiday eggnog a little early? ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-is-in-forming/214877/11 "2003-11-25T00:09:32Z")
"So my choice is…“OR DEATH”?