# The Internet - it's got pretty much anything you can imagine **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 13, 2021, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-its-got-pretty-much-anything-you-can-imagine/930456 "2021-01-13T17:28:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2021, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-its-got-pretty-much-anything-you-can-imagine/930456/1 "2021-01-13T17:28:58Z")
I was puttering around the house singing to myself “Dust In The Wind” by Kansas. As I am a very silly person the words of the chorus soon became: > “Ducks in the wind. All we are is ducks in the wind.” I stopped and thought “hmmm I wonder?” A quick search of YouTube got me this: [https://youtu.be/Ci1oTW\_dzyk](https://youtu.be/Ci1oTW_dzyk) Obviously there are people who are much sillier than I am ---
**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2021, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-its-got-pretty-much-anything-you-can-imagine/930456/2 "2021-01-14T00:22:56Z")
That’s a pretty funny cover! ~Max ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2021, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-its-got-pretty-much-anything-you-can-imagine/930456/3 "2021-01-14T00:25:15Z")
The internet matched up a guy who wanted to eat someone with another guy who wanted to be eaten. You can’t fault its capacity to reach all demographics. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2021, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-its-got-pretty-much-anything-you-can-imagine/930456/4 "2021-01-14T00:37:54Z")
I’m pretty sure we have a Doper who knew the guy that agreed to get eaten. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2021, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-its-got-pretty-much-anything-you-can-imagine/930456/5 "2021-01-14T00:37:57Z")
For me it has always been Dustin Nguyen. [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6M8CUGN18x4/hqdefault.jpg "All we really are is Dustin Nguyen...") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M8CUGN18x4) ---
**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2021, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-its-got-pretty-much-anything-you-can-imagine/930456/6 "2021-01-14T00:41:53Z")
I heard about that one, _Der Metzgermeister_. ~Max ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2021, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-its-got-pretty-much-anything-you-can-imagine/930456/7 "2021-01-14T00:43:31Z")
Another one I wasn’t the only person to hear: [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4oiLfTnrC40/hqdefault.jpg "The Marmoset Song") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oiLfTnrC40) ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2021, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-internet-its-got-pretty-much-anything-you-can-imagine/930456/8 "2021-01-15T13:51:17Z")
Just don’t fall down the Rule 34 rabbit hole…