# The Intro and the Outro

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-intro-and-the-outro/677480>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 30, 2013, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-intro-and-the-outro/677480 "2013-12-30T14:21:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-intro-and-the-outro/677480/1 "2013-12-30T14:21:19Z")

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Hi there, nice to be with you, glad you could stick around.

Like to introduce Anthony Weiner, Flesh Flute …

(In case you don’t get what’s going on here right away, [see here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcrUuCDFLOQ).)

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**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-intro-and-the-outro/677480/2 "2013-12-30T16:10:43Z")

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Big hello to Kanye West, egophone…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-intro-and-the-outro/677480/3 "2013-12-30T21:12:47Z")

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Let’s welcome Rob Ford on crack pipes. Mmm, that’s smokin’, Robbie!

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-intro-and-the-outro/677480/4 "2013-12-30T22:05:14Z")

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Miley Cyrus on tongue.

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**Author:** ![Bellhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bellhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellhorn)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-intro-and-the-outro/677480/5 "2013-12-31T00:53:58Z")

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And sitting in tonight, Monica Lewinsky on skin flute…

(I haven’t thought of Bonzo Dog in 40 years! A classic)