# The Irrelevant User Mottos Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 26, 2004, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197 "2004-02-26T00:06:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2004, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/1 "2004-02-26T00:06:09Z")
Make up irrelevant mottos for Dopers. **Scylla** - He has groundhogs, baby. **Zeldar** - Just because. **Sanguine Spider** - Don’t believe his lies. **UncleBeer** - He’s not your parent’s uncle! Bring 'em on! ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2004, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/2 "2004-02-26T10:46:16Z")
I might need to be corrected here, but I thought that both \*\*Scylla \*\*and \*\*Sanguine Spider \*\*were female. But then, this is a thread started by a guy with a girl’s handle. \*\*Ilsa\_Lund \*\*-- GenderMonikerMangler ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2004, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/3 "2004-02-26T14:59:36Z")
**Scylla** = guy **Sanguine Spider** = gal **j\_sum1** - motto: Who, me? ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2004, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/4 "2004-02-26T15:47:58Z")
**Jenaroph** - Because who else knows their gender? ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2004, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/5 "2004-02-26T18:42:59Z")
The next poster can have this one: “The pride that goeth before a fall!” ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/6 "2004-02-26T19:20:18Z")
**Ilsa\_Lund** - knows where his hotdog goes! **spogga** - chose door # 3 and was never seen again. **Ponder Stibbons** - a hero to the squirrels. March on, O tailless one! **SanguineSpider** - gives great sting! **BellaDellaItalia** - likes her deaths clean. **NoClueBoy** - wants to slow dance to “Iron Man” while wearing combat boots and lace. **EddyTeddyFreddy** - has eaten cat food and liked it. **Blonde** - exudes a scent that drives men into berserker-like rages until they can steal a kiss from her and calm down a bit. **Lobsang** - knows where God lives and fetches His mail. Bleh, can’t think of any more right now… I will be back! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/7 "2004-02-26T20:13:56Z")
**Horseflesh** - he flashed for beads! ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2004, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/8 "2004-02-26T23:46:35Z")
**Upside\_Down\_Amber** : Will darn your socks and respect you afterwards! **matt\_mcl** : He put the “cream” in “screamingly”! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2004, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/9 "2004-02-26T23:57:47Z")
[QUOTE=kung fu lola] **Upside\_Down\_Amber** : Will darn your socks and respect you afterwards! **kung fu lola** - Shift-Free! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2004, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/10 "2004-02-26T23:58:57Z")
**bibliophage** - He’s a moderator. **El Cid Viscoso** - Just because. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/11 "2004-02-27T00:02:16Z")
**Q.E.D** - Lives on earth, Probably. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/12 "2004-02-27T00:39:22Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > **Q.E.D** - Lives on earth, > > Probably. I’ve been there. Nice place. **Lobsang** - When only _singing_ lobsters will do! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/13 "2004-02-27T00:41:10Z")
> [@Q.E.D.](#): > > I’ve been there. Nice place. > > **Lobsang** - When only _singing_ lobsters will do! **Q.E.D.** - He posts here. ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/14 "2004-02-27T00:45:26Z")
Ilsa\_Lund: What, me worry? Sanguine Spider: 'Cause you Just Never Know (actual motto on a bar sign) ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/15 "2004-02-27T01:05:51Z")
> [@FilmGeek](#): > > Ilsa\_Lund: What, me worry? > > Sanguine Spider: 'Cause you Just Never Know (actual motto on a bar sign) Heh. My Mom’s called me Alfred E. Neuman for years. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/16 "2004-02-27T03:04:53Z")
I want one! (and it better not be **dutchboy208** : he wants one) ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/17 "2004-02-27T03:12:46Z")
**dutchboy208** - 'Cause **dutchboy** s 1 through 207 were just plain bad. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/18 "2004-02-27T03:54:45Z")
> [@dutchboy208](#): > > I want one! > > (and it better not be **dutchboy208** : he wants one) I actually came up with this thread with you in mind. :o **dutchboy208** - He drinks paint. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/19 "2004-02-27T04:57:34Z")
I wait with bated breath for mine. **Scylla** : Kind to goats, cruel to blimps. **mangeorge** : He’s the **man** , man. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/20 "2004-02-27T05:13:24Z")
**Tentacle Monster** - Not just anime porn, he has feelings. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197.md?page=2)