# The Irrelevant User Mottos Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 26, 2004, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197 "2004-02-26T00:06:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lady\_Kate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/aca169/32.png) [@Lady\_Kate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Kate)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/21 "2004-02-27T05:16:34Z")
**FilmGeek** : No relation to Gene Siskel ---
**Author:** ![Wrenchslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/94ad74/32.png) [@Wrenchslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wrenchslinger)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/22 "2004-02-27T05:33:48Z")
**Q.E.D.** - Demonstrably the best! **dutchboy208** - Available in flat and semi-gloss! ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/23 "2004-02-27T06:50:03Z")
**Wrenchslinger** - If he were a tool, he’d be…a miter saw. ---
**Author:** ![Wrenchslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/94ad74/32.png) [@Wrenchslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wrenchslinger)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/24 "2004-02-27T07:13:18Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > **Wrenchslinger** - If he were a tool, he’d be…a miter saw. Only if Mr. Goodwrench says it’s okay. We’re tight, me and Goodie. **Jenaroph** - it’s spelled with a “ffffff” ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/25 "2004-02-27T15:03:20Z")
You guys are getting far too relevant. **LadyKate** : She’s got nipples. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/26 "2004-02-27T17:29:50Z")
**dutchboy208** - milk milk, lemonade, round the corner fu… err, is that TOO relevent? It’s ok, though… he’s a boy. ---
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/27 "2004-02-27T18:22:56Z")
I use this one because for some reason, the name gets stuck in my head: **Bippy the Beardless** - because _someone_ had to be. ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/28 "2004-02-27T18:42:27Z")
**Sanguine Spider** - Kills bugs dead. **Tentacle Monster** - Now with wings! **FilmGeek** - Cause if you don’t look good, we don’t look good. **Smeghead** - Good to the last drop. hmmm…not to irrelevent. Sorry. ::shuffles away mumbling to self:: ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/29 "2004-02-27T19:13:14Z")
**Deep Fried** – in partially hydrogenated vegetable oil **saramanlana** – ramma damma ding dong ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/30 "2004-02-27T19:43:11Z")
> [@SanguineSpider](#): > > **dutchboy208** - milk milk, lemonade, round the corner fu… err, is that TOO relevent? It’s ok, though… he’s a boy. I didn’t say anything out loud when I read this, because my monitor doesn’t speak english… but I think I can roughly translate my thoughts… “Eh?” **SanguineSpider** : too pretty to flush down the toilet ---
**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/31 "2004-02-27T19:48:34Z")
Oooh oooh! Do me, I want an irrelevant motto! How about-- **Fairy Chat Mom**'cause bee’s knees are swell Okay, so I’m not so good at this motto stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/32 "2004-02-27T19:57:21Z")
> [@Ashes](#): > > Oooh oooh! Do me, I want an irrelevant motto! > > How about-- **Fairy Chat Mom**'cause bee’s knees are swell > > Okay, so I’m not so good at this motto stuff. **Ashes, Ashes** : when WD-40 just won’t do. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/33 "2004-02-27T20:48:55Z")
**dutchboy208** : Could you please pass the salt. ---
**Author:** ![FreeRange\_Maniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/97f17d/32.png) [@FreeRange\_Maniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreeRange_Maniac)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/34 "2004-02-27T21:14:08Z")
Wow, disappear for 2 months and everything changes! :rolleyes: Tentacle Monster: Now with new, improved breath. FairyChatMom: cause even fairies need to talk to someone Ashes, Ashes: We all fall down. Okay, so I’m a little rusty… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Kate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/aca169/32.png) [@Lady\_Kate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Kate)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/35 "2004-02-28T01:31:02Z")
**Jenaroph** : New and Improved! Side Effects May Include: Hives, Facial Swelling, , Chronic Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Hair Loss and Temporary Hearing Loss ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/36 "2004-02-28T01:58:47Z")
**Ilsa\_Lund** : Now, with more plankton! **Lobsang** : Some assembly required. **Q.E.D.** : New look, same great taste. . ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/37 "2004-02-28T02:18:49Z")
Uhh, thanks, **dutchboy208** … I think. ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/38 "2004-02-28T02:32:59Z")
i wanna play too!! do me, do me (and please don’t make that my motto - lol!!) okay…my sad attempt… **satisfyingandylicious** : yummy to the last lick!! **horseflesh** : when a goose just won’t do **blonde** : i studied pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis in med school; fuck off already! LMAO!! i need another drink… ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/39 "2004-02-28T03:34:49Z")
**Lady Kate** : Don’t kiss this one. **OneYogini** : Namaste, mofo! ---
**Author:** ![skynatasha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@skynatasha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skynatasha)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/40 "2004-02-28T03:52:39Z")
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