# The Irrelevant User Mottos Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 26, 2004, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197 "2004-02-26T00:06:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/41 "2004-02-28T03:55:50Z")
**The Grapist** - He knows what colour grapes are. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/42 "2004-02-28T04:05:26Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ll take one,if it’s free…but I can pay in cookies… **skynatasha** : she’s a member! **Please deposit 20 chocolate chip, 10 giant peanut butter to CookiePal account 5513-B.** ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/43 "2004-02-28T04:08:34Z")
**El Cid Viscoso** : He’s vicious, not viscous. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/44 "2004-02-28T04:12:32Z")
Ilsa\_Lund: He makes irrelevant versions of my threads. SanguineSpider: She’s got a pepper bar! ---
**Author:** ![Wrenchslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/94ad74/32.png) [@Wrenchslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wrenchslinger)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/45 "2004-02-28T07:19:57Z")
> [@dutchboy208](#): > > You guys are getting far too relevant. Fine. **dutchboy208** - Erections lasting more than four hours are abnormal and require immediate medical attention. That better? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/46 "2004-02-28T08:36:40Z")
> [@«Ðëëp¤F®ïêd»™](#): > > **Smeghead** - Good to the last drop. Wow, even **I** am vaguely disgusted by that one. Well done! ---
**Author:** ![FreeRange\_Maniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/97f17d/32.png) [@FreeRange\_Maniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreeRange_Maniac)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/47 "2004-02-28T08:53:31Z")
Can I have one, too? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/48 "2004-02-28T13:08:31Z")
> [@Wrenchslinger](#): > > Fine. > > **dutchboy208** - Erections lasting more than four hours are abnormal and require immediate medical attention. > > That better? Will somebody call me an ambulance? Oh, and a hooker? > [@Rhaeven](#): > > Can I have one, too? Not _just_ a poem! ---
**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/49 "2004-02-28T14:00:47Z")
**Rhaeven** : look at the birdie! (explanation: your ☹ made me want to go ‘Smile!’, which turned into ‘Say cheese!’ and then your motto sprang to mind) **Gadfly** : bzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzz! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/50 "2004-02-28T16:01:35Z")
**Tusculan** : this is not your father’s Oldsmobile. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/51 "2004-02-28T16:12:05Z")
**Gadfly** , you made me tinkle! Oh, but that’s NOT yours, BTW. **Gadfly** - he’s good to us! (keeping with the Quizno’s theme) **Rhaeven** - stays crunchy in milk. **Lobsang** - dreaming of a plastic world. **Wrenchslinger** - hero of the pygmy goats! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/52 "2004-02-28T16:13:24Z")
Bleh to my messed up post! BLEH! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/53 "2004-02-28T16:17:58Z")
**Sanguine Spider** - 99 & 44/100% puree. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/54 "2004-02-28T16:19:03Z")
**Rhaeve** - his handle has an “H.” ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/55 "2004-02-28T16:20:12Z")
**Rhaeve_N_** of course. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/56 "2004-02-28T16:35:07Z")
**Ilsa\_Lund** - never wears white after Labor Day. **NoClueBoy** - he’s kicky! (yeah, kicky… NOT kinky) ---
**Author:** ![FreeRange\_Maniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/97f17d/32.png) [@FreeRange\_Maniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreeRange_Maniac)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/57 "2004-02-29T02:15:27Z")
Sanguine Spider: Not just for breakfast anymore! Ilsa\_Lund: Manufactured locally ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/58 "2004-02-29T03:08:36Z")
SanguineSpider: The Bible of post-modern graphic novels. Rhaeven: We are, assuredly, masturbating like a mother fuck. Wrenchslinger: I am trying to find my way home. I’m sorry. And I miss you. Tusculan: It walks like a man! Jenaroph: At once a superbly constructed ball-peen hammer of spellbinding mystery and a profound examination of moral values. Lobsang: All it needs is a new heatsink. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/59 "2004-02-29T04:16:01Z")
kung fu lola: African or European? FilmGeek: Uhh, uhh, Roger Deakins, uhh… ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/60 "2004-02-29T17:52:44Z")
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