# The Irrelevant User Mottos Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 26, 2004, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197 "2004-02-26T00:06:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/61 "2004-02-29T18:22:29Z")
**EddyTeddyFreddy** - one way or another, she’s gonna get ya, gonna get ya, get ya, get ya! **Sternvogel** - uses vowels dangerously. **cityboy** - numbers need not apply. **Lobsang** - aren’t we all just paperclips on the big report of Life? ---
**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/62 "2004-02-29T22:01:02Z")
Lovely irrelevant mottos! I think I’ll have mine framed. How about; **Sanguine Spider** – for angels in your sugar there’s no better. Naw, sounds more like a slogan. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/63 "2004-02-29T22:15:43Z")
I rather like it! Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/64 "2004-02-29T23:40:21Z")
SanguineSpider - Condensed Milk is the divison of paperclip pumpkin-racks. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/65 "2004-03-01T01:45:40Z")
**Ashes, Ashes** - dust, dust **OneYogini** - TwoYogini, ThreeYogini, Four Sorry, I know they’re too relevant, but they just fit so well. **EddyTeddyFreddy** - Snoochie boochies, baby! **SanguineSpider** - With a yummy cream-filled centre! **featherlou** - Now with maps! **Ilsa\_lund** - weird German chicks r us! Is it just me, or does it seem like all slogans should have exclamation points? ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/66 "2004-03-01T01:55:20Z")
**featherlou** - 'Cause what other lou’s do you know with feathers? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/67 "2004-03-01T01:58:57Z")
\*\* Gadfly\*\* --Lather, rinse, repeat. **Ashes, Ashes** —Activate Interlock, Dynotherms Connected, Infracells Up, Megathrusters are go! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/68 "2004-03-01T02:03:05Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > \*\* Gadfly\*\* --Lather, rinse, repeat. > > **Ashes, Ashes** —Activate Interlock, Dynotherms Connected, Infracells Up, Megathrusters are go! **Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor** - He’s from… well… Tricor. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/69 "2004-03-01T02:04:36Z")
Bosda D’Chi Of Tricor - reads with all the polished fluency and sure-footed pacing that have become aardvarks’ hallmarks over the years. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/70 "2004-03-01T02:11:09Z")
> [@Gadfly](#): > > Bosda D’Chi Of Tricor - reads with all the polished fluency and sure-footed pacing that have become aardvarks’ hallmarks over the years. Ask not for whom the aard varks, it varks for thee. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/71 "2004-03-01T05:50:33Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > **featherlou** - Now with maps! You can’t do one for yourself! so… **featherlou** 44% post-consumer recycled content. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/72 "2004-03-01T05:53:04Z")
**SanguineSpider** - I did myself… twice! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/73 "2004-03-01T07:10:04Z")
But…I do have maps! And someday I’m going to learn where everything is. **Dread Pirate Jimbo** - mmm, trophy. **dutchboy208** - Frimframmin’ on the jimjam, frippin’ in the krotz! **Gadfly** - He comes from a land down under! Or not. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/74 "2004-03-01T08:18:48Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > **OneYogini** : Namaste, mofo! Thanks to you, my neighbors have been awakened to the sound of my insane laughter. Lobsang–And don’t make him do it again! Brachyrynchos–It’s good to have the crows on your side! Ashes, Ashes–Oaks and elms too. Gadfly–Knows his P’s from his Q’s but refuses to dot his I’s or cross his T’s. Sanguine Spider–She’s got legs and she knows how to use them. Jenaroph–Tickles mice mercilessly. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/75 "2004-03-01T08:44:39Z")
Heh, heh, had to do a few more. Featherlou–Don’t make her turn this car around! Dutchboy208–Lusts after Spongemonkeys. UncleBeer–A little dab’ll do ya. OneYogini–See Cecil. See Cecil seesaw. Seesaw, Cecil, seesaw! NoClueBoy–Ripped from today’s headlines. Or just ripped… ---
**Author:** ![BellaDellaItalia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@BellaDellaItalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellaDellaItalia)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/76 "2004-03-01T18:43:48Z")
**dutchboy208** —He’ll get you, my pretty! And your little dog too! **SanguineSpider** —One of our nation’s most important natural resources. **featherlou** —The instant classic you’ll want to enjoy again and again! **Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor** —Batteries not included. **Ilsa\_Lund** —Avalible in 6 designer colors! ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/77 "2004-03-01T21:28:33Z")
**Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor** – WATCH OUT FOR THAT **splat** tree. **BellaDellaItalia** – In Pennsylvania, now available on Sundays! **SanguineSpider** – Sold by weight, not by volume. Some settling may occur during shipping. **TruePisces** – Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy, Citizen? **Tikki** – Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball! ---
**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/78 "2004-03-01T21:49:34Z")
Scuba Ben-- no bubbles up his nose Dutch Boy-- he’s got some numbers and much less echinacea Tikki-- because extra wide is better. Or not. Featherlou-- ma darlin’ skip! Skip! BellaDellaItalia-- Lllllllllllllll! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/79 "2004-03-01T22:45:50Z")
**Ashes, Ashes** - Out of the frying pan, into the pyre. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197/80 "2004-03-01T23:58:32Z")
**Scuba\_Ben** , I loved that SNL commercial. Ever see “Monkey hate Clean”? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-irrelevant-user-mottos-thread/231197.md?page=5)