# The issue with centaurs...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-issue-with-centaurs/534766>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 2, 2010, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-issue-with-centaurs/534766 "2010-04-02T19:40:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-issue-with-centaurs/534766/61 "2010-04-07T10:57:47Z")

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> [@Giles](#):
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> how do you have sex with a fish?

She lays her eggs on the rocks or riverbed, and you masturbate all over them. Not that appealing. I can do that at home!

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-issue-with-centaurs/534766/62 "2010-04-07T18:58:17Z")

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Appropos [cartoon](http://www.overzealous.com/comics/view.jsp?comic=reality&date=20100407).

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**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-issue-with-centaurs/534766/63 "2010-04-07T20:37:47Z")

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Sorry, but no way will I romp with some little filly. Sure, she might be a great piece of tail but it wouldn’t be a stable relationship. I would never be ready for mare-riage and the thought of actually consummating just leaves me colt. And the kids! Having to pony up the support? I wouldn’t want to be saddled with the responsibility.

Besides, what would her mudder and fodder say? He’d be chomping at the bit to get at me and she’d just have a long face. Better to just rein in my libido and trot off to someone closer to my genome.

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**Author:** ![HawksPath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f07891/32.png) [@HawksPath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HawksPath)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2010, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-issue-with-centaurs/534766/64 "2010-04-07T21:00:36Z")

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I’ve got to say no. They’re insects for goshsake (they’ve got six legs)!

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