# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/181 "2008-11-20T23:12:22Z")
> [@Santo\_Rugger](#): > > Hey, **Tyger** , wanna go to a ball game with me and have a few beers? I can promise you won’t break any bones there. 🆒 Nope! =^\_^= ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/182 "2008-11-20T23:50:28Z")
**Ro0sh** , if you would like, after you answer the 3 statements you are behind on, you may post your own. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/183 "2008-11-21T01:17:06Z")
I have gotten drunk. Here’s your Toothpicky. Damn. I have never broken a Bone though. Keeps that 'un. I’ve been to a sporting event. Not by my own free will though- I was 5, and it was a Pirates game. Wait. I did also go to a Minor Leagues Tides Game this year. Never mind, you get a toothpick. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/184 "2008-11-21T01:18:18Z")
I have never Paid the Doper Registration Fee\* for these boards. 😃 Fork 'em over, Charter Members! Edited to clarify \*Or whatever you call those annual fees- Not just the “first” one. But ANY of 'em. ---
**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/185 "2008-11-21T01:25:09Z")
Here’s your toothpick, **Ro0sh**! ---
**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/186 "2008-11-21T01:26:40Z")
I’ve paid twice so far. **But you only get one toothpick.** ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/187 "2008-11-21T01:28:04Z")
I’m an incognito Charter Member. **Have a toothpick, RoOsh.** ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/188 "2008-11-21T01:32:09Z")
**Gives Ro0sh a toothpick.** I paid when I signed up last year. I’m due to renew next month, but I don’t know if I will pay again or just become a guest. ---
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/189 "2008-11-21T01:40:33Z")
> [@Ro0sh](#): > > I have never Paid the Doper Registration Fee\* for these boards. > > 😃 Fork 'em over, Charter Members! > Edited to clarify \*Or whatever you call those annual fees- Not just the “first” one. But ANY of 'em. I’m sorry, but I have to question this. Not only are you listed as a “Member” and have a location field visible on your posts, but you have also posted continually since May, which is well after your initial free 30 days in March to April (you registered in March) and well before posting became free in early September. Are you sure you didn’t pay and then forget about it? You should be able to check in your User Control Panel under “Paid Subscriptions” (I think [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/payments.php) is a direct link). ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/190 "2008-11-21T01:47:57Z")
Assuming the question is still valid… **Once I was a lurker, now I am a guest** ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/191 "2008-11-21T01:50:46Z")
> [@Sofis](#): > > I’m sorry, but I have to question this. Not only are you listed as a “Member” and have a location field visible on your posts, but you have also posted continually since May, which is well after your initial free 30 days in March to April (you registered in March) and well before posting became free in early September. Are you sure you didn’t pay and then forget about it? You should be able to check in your User Control Panel under “Paid Subscriptions” (I think [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/payments.php) is a direct link). Maybe someone ponied up his fee for him. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/192 "2008-11-21T01:51:44Z")
Rooshie old boy is a charity case, who’s membership was paid by a consortium of the Mafia addicted. **And he gets my damn toothpick.** I am also a fallen Charter Member. Once a year I get rip-roaring drunk and send some mods a forlorn email wondering if there is any way I can recover my lost label. I’m kidding…at least about the drinking part. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/193 "2008-11-21T01:56:43Z")
> [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](#): > > Rooshie old boy is a charity case, who’s membership was paid by a consortium of the Mafia addicted. He gets free membership _and_ **a bunch of toothpicks**? Now that’s just unfair :(. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/194 "2008-11-21T02:19:13Z")
**Here’s another toothpick for you Ro0sh**. I’ll update the counts when I get back to work tomorrow. For Round Two, we will relenquish 2 toothpicks, Round Three will be 3 toothpicks…and so forth. I just wanted everyone to be able to “I never” at least once or twice. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/195 "2008-11-21T02:41:49Z")
Roosh, here is my toothpick. ---
**Author:** ![Carmady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f04885/32.png) [@Carmady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carmady)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/196 "2008-11-21T02:46:55Z")
Along the same lines. I have never joined an internet forum using any of the following names: Hockey Monkey, tfn, erleichda, Justin Credible, MsWhatsit, … Feel free to use this one. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/197 "2008-11-21T02:59:03Z")
Up the Arsenal! Uh, I mean, \*\*have a toothpick for sporting events. \*\* And while my current subscription is due to Doper generosity, my one before it was not. **So another toothpick to give out.** ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/198 "2008-11-21T03:26:37Z")
I have to leave unexpectedly and may not be back online until tomorrow or the next day, so I’ll go ahead and post mine now. I’ve never personally used Miracle Whip in anything I’ve ever prepared to eat. Not a sandwich. Not a casserole. Nada. I know how vile it tastes only because other people have prepared food on my behalf with it, but I pretty much cannot even bring myself to even touch the stuff. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/199 "2008-11-21T03:31:18Z")
Damn you Ro0sh. Have a toothpick ---
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/200 "2008-11-21T03:31:45Z")
**What is this substance you call “Miracle Whip”, Earthling?** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=11)