# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/201 "2008-11-21T03:36:22Z")
**I had to wiki ‘Miracle Whip’ just to find out what it is.** And no, I haven’t accidentally added it to anything. I think. BTW Miracle Whip is a terrible name for a product. Seriously. ---
**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/202 "2008-11-21T03:42:51Z")
Ugh. No Miracle Whip for me. You know why they call it that, right? 'Cuz it’s a miracle anybody eats the stuff! ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/203 "2008-11-21T03:50:26Z")
**Gives miracle whip coated toothpick to Cookies**. I’m sure I’ve had it at some point. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/204 "2008-11-21T03:54:02Z")
Thanks Cookies, I haven’t ever tried Miracle Whip at all. The tales of it’s vileness are enough for me. I will keep this toothpick. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/205 "2008-11-21T04:20:46Z")
**Duke’s is the only way to go!** Got my first taste of the vileness that is Miracle Whip at a sleepover when I was a kid. Urgghh. Hurk. Blargh! I would dump someone for being a Miracle Whip user. Miracle Whip is Satan’s jizz. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/206 "2008-11-21T04:25:09Z")
Am I thinking of the right thing? Miracle Whip is mayonaise right? Or is it whipped cream? ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/207 "2008-11-21T04:32:36Z")
> [@Justin\_Credible](#): > > Am I thinking of the right thing? Miracle Whip is mayonaise right? Or is it whipped cream? It’s _shudder_ sandwich spread. Definitely NOT mayonnaise. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/208 "2008-11-21T04:34:59Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > It’s _shudder_ sandwich spread. Definitely NOT mayonnaise. Oh. I think I have Helmann’s in the fridge now, but I’m sure I’ve eaten Miracle Whip at some point. All mayo pretty much tastes the same to me. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/209 "2008-11-21T04:45:50Z")
**I give away the paid up toothpick. I also give away the miracle whip toothpick** I am trying to decide if i should fork up again, but I dunno, the ads aren’t too bad. And Miracle Whip is good on sandwiches. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/210 "2008-11-21T04:55:32Z")
> [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](#): > > I’ve never personally used Miracle Whip in anything I’ve ever prepared to eat. \*Yes, I am a charity case for those who wonder. 😃 And it was only in retaliation for that “Never drunk” one. That was not cool. That said, Thank Og you specified the “I’ve prepared to eat”- **I** personally never use Miracle Whip and no Toothpick for you. However as a CHILD, my father used to think that stuff was mayonnaise, and so every day going to school I may or may not have had a walking time bomb in my lunch when he made it instead of my mother. I hated it until I finally made sandwiches for myself. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/211 "2008-11-21T05:00:54Z")
\*\*I give Whynot a toothpick. I give Roosh a toothpick. I give ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies a toothpick.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/212 "2008-11-21T07:42:40Z")
**Keep** , **give** , **keep** Respectively. ---
**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/213 "2008-11-21T08:40:14Z")
Miracle Whip: **I keep my toothpick.** I had some once at a party. The mayo had an odd sweet taste and I said I was afraid it might be spoiled. Not mayo and not spoiled, I was told; it’s _supposed_ to taste like that. Vile stuff. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/214 "2008-11-21T09:15:18Z")
I’ve paid for this crack-like substance called the SDMB, so Ro0sh **gets a toothpick.** But Miracle Whip? I dunno what that is, so that **toothpick is MINE, all MINE!** And **Sofis** , I guess we dodged the bullet on that one 😉 ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/215 "2008-11-21T13:23:03Z")
Don’t even think of taking my miracle whip. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/216 "2008-11-21T15:36:22Z")
**I am throwing up a little bit just from thinking too much about Miracle Whip. Gggllllluurrrrrp.** ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/217 "2008-11-21T16:01:40Z")
> [@Ro0sh](#): > > I have never Paid the Doper Registration Fee\* for these boards. **Untrue**. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/218 "2008-11-21T16:03:00Z")
**I’ve whipped a few miracles in my life.** ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/219 "2008-11-21T17:09:15Z")
**fisha** , have you ever attended a professional sporting event? I can’t find your answer to that one. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/220 "2008-11-21T17:56:39Z")
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