# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/221 "2008-11-21T18:26:38Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > But Miracle Whip? I dunno what that is, so that **toothpick is MINE, all MINE!** > > And **Sofis** , I guess we dodged the bullet on that one šŸ˜‰ Yep. I would like to request more questions involving American brand name products :). ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/222 "2008-11-21T21:03:41Z")
\*\*Miracle Whip is not a thing here as far as iā€™m aware. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/223 "2008-11-21T22:29:05Z")
Iā€™m stealing **Silver Tyger Girl** ā€™s coding 'cause Iā€™m lazy. **RoOsh gets a toothpick but Cookies doesnā€™t.** Iā€™ve \*had \*Miracle Whip, and actually find it kind of tasty, but Iā€™ve never prepared anything with it myself. Itā€™s sure no mayonnaise, but neither is mustard mayonnaise, and I like that on sandwiches, too. As long as I donā€™t think of Miracle Whip as mayonnaise, itā€™s a perfectly acceptable option for sandwich lubrication. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/224 "2008-11-21T22:43:23Z")
**Guess Iā€™m handing out the toothpicks like theyā€™re candy. One for Roosh, and one for Cookies.** ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/225 "2008-11-21T23:58:17Z")
Hey, guys, guess what Iā€™m eating right now. Yep, Miracle Whip. Turns out I had some in the fridge after all. I made a turkey samich with it and I think itā€™s pretty darn good. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/226 "2008-11-22T00:59:57Z")
> [@Justin\_Credible](#): > > Hey, guys, guess what Iā€™m eating right now. Yep, Miracle Whip. Turns out I had some in the fridge after all. I made a turkey samich with it and I think itā€™s pretty darn good. Thatā€™s disgusting. So Iā€™m told. Again, with the never having tried Miricle Whip. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/227 "2008-11-22T04:14:33Z")
Man, everyone must be out tonight. Whatā€™s having a life like, anyway? Iā€™ve always wondered. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/228 "2008-11-22T04:23:36Z")
I just got home from a professional sporting event. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/229 "2008-11-22T06:15:28Z")
> [@Justin\_Credible](#): > > Man, everyone must be out tonight. Whatā€™s having a life like, anyway? Iā€™ve always wondered. Donā€™t ask me, I wouldnā€™t know what a life was like if it smacked me in the face. =^.^= ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/230 "2008-11-22T08:28:46Z")
> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#): > > Donā€™t ask me, I wouldnā€™t know what a life was like if it smacked me in the face. =^.^= Hey, I tried to help ya out. Too bad you donā€™t want booze at a ball gameā€¦ šŸ˜›šŸ˜‰ > [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > I just got home from a professional sporting event. šŸ˜ƒ Mud wrestling? Pogo stick races? Doughnut making? ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/231 "2008-11-22T13:30:55Z")
**Hockey,** I have been to many a game. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/232 "2008-11-22T14:55:27Z")
All statements in play have been answered and the scoring is thus: [http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pGFzeVMas\_HfrHm8ALnGaWg](http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pGFzeVMas_HfrHm8ALnGaWg) \*\*Roosh \*\*is leading with 35 toothpicks, \*\*Justin \*\*and \*\*WhyNot \*\*have 30. OK, **Darth Sensitive** , you are up! **Silver Tyger Girl** , you are after that. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/233 "2008-11-22T18:20:49Z")
Who is the one person who didnā€™t give me a toothpick (besides myself that is)? ---
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/234 "2008-11-22T18:29:43Z")
> [@Ro0sh](#): > > Who is the one person who didnā€™t give me a toothpick (besides myself that is)? According to **Hockey Monkey** ā€™s lovely spreadsheet, it was **AllWalker** , who has so far lost a toothpick only to **Justin Credible** (thatā€™s the ā€œnever been drunkā€ one). ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/235 "2008-11-22T18:32:50Z")
Just a heads up, I wonā€™t be around much this weekend, but I will catch up on anything I missed on Monday. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/236 "2008-11-22T19:22:47Z")
**Iā€™ve never been to a drive in movie!** ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/237 "2008-11-22T19:26:19Z")
> [@Darth\_Sensitive](#): > > **Iā€™ve never been to a drive in movie!** **Hereā€™s yer toothpick.** I went to a double feature of the absolute worst movie I have ever seen in my life, _The American Astronaut_, and something else that was less bad but that the horribleness of _The American Astronaut_ wiped from my memory. Every 5-6 minutes throughout the movie, like clockwork, another car would fire up its engine and head out. My God, so horrible. ---
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/238 "2008-11-22T19:47:20Z")
**Iā€™ve never even seen a drive in movie _theater_.** ---
**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/239 "2008-11-22T19:48:37Z")
I miss the drive in. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/240 "2008-11-22T20:08:59Z")
> [@Ro0sh](#): > > Who is the one person who didnā€™t give me a toothpick (besides myself that is)? AllWalker [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=13)