# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 15

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/281 "2008-11-25T03:11:20Z")

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> [@Silver Tyger Girl](#):
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> I’d say no.

I was going to say for STG to rule on this one, and it seems she has. I’ll go ahead and score it as a **No**.

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/282 "2008-11-25T03:14:41Z")

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Only 5 people to check in for **Silver Tyger Girl’s** statement.

**AllWalker** , you can go ahead and post yours. **Inner Stickler** , get ready!

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**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/283 "2008-11-25T03:18:29Z")

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Another toothpick for you, **Silver Tyger Girl**.

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**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/284 "2008-11-25T03:54:33Z")

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Cool, my turn! Okay…

I’ve never been hospitalised

Come on you sickos, pay up!

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**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/285 "2008-11-25T04:00:46Z")

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**I give AllWalker a toothpick.**

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/286 "2008-11-25T04:08:54Z")

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**Considers jabbing AllWalker with a toothpick to elicit an ER visit, but decides it wouldn’t be sportswomanly.**

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**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/287 "2008-11-25T04:09:34Z")

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I wish I had never been hospitalized.  
Another lost toothpick. Sigh.

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/288 "2008-11-25T04:11:35Z")

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Define “hospitalized”…

Overnight stay? Out-patient?

I got in a bike wreck, ended up with a concussion and was taken to an ER in an ambulance. I was released a few hours later after a CT scan.

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/289 "2008-11-25T04:16:11Z")

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> [@AllWalker](#):
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> Cool, my turn! Okay…
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> I’ve never been hospitalised
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> Come on you sickos, pay up!

You’ve never even been to an emergency room for anything? Wow.

**Here’s your toothpick.**

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/290 "2008-11-25T04:23:19Z")

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I hate you all. But I have a zinger for the next round…

**I give AllWalker a toothpick**

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/291 "2008-11-25T04:38:01Z")

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**I give AllWalker a toothpick**

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/292 "2008-11-25T05:05:03Z")

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I’ve had hospital visits. None were overnight, though.

**Oh well, I’m feeling nice. Have a toothpick, AllWalker.**

Psst, **Hockey Monkey** , why did I lose a toothpick in round 10?

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/293 "2008-11-25T05:54:28Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> Psst, **Hockey Monkey** , why did I lose a toothpick in round 10?

Ooooooops! I mean check again. I don’t see what you are talking about. 😛

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/294 "2008-11-25T05:57:47Z")

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**I give AllWalker a toothpick.**  
I was in when I broke my arm and a couple times for a severe stomach pain the cause of which was never determined.

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/295 "2008-11-25T06:23:22Z")

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\*\*I get to visit my [“puppy”](http://www.new.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30019119&l=bd3c7&id=110000200) [Jinger](http://www.new.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30048095&l=3e0c2&id=110000200) this weekend!

Not counting ER visits, I had my tonsils taken out when I was nineteen, and my ACL reconstructed about 6 months ago.\*\*

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/296 "2008-11-25T07:05:32Z")

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Wait, so any ER visit counts?

Ok, if that is true than I give up a toothpick. I have been to the ER twice, but I have never been admitted. I just needed a few stitches.

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**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/297 "2008-11-25T07:19:57Z")

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**I’ve done the hospital thing** , for an evil appendix among other things.

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**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/298 "2008-11-25T08:11:55Z")

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All the confusion seems to have worked itself out, but if people would feel better with a clarification…

What I mean is, you have gone to a hospital, and some medical professional has done some medical things to you. That may be stitches, or just keeping you for observation, or whatever.

It doesn’t count if a doctor checks you out and turns you away, as you haven’t really been hospitalised for anything.

Carry on.

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/299 "2008-11-25T09:11:46Z")

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Well… after my backwards flip over an indoor balcony, with a 3 m dive onto a marble floor, the lovely paramedics - once they’d persuaded me that I wasn’t allowed to hit the bars or the dance floor again - did take me in for a overnight check-up.  
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So AllWalker, here’s your toothpick\*\*

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/300 "2008-11-25T09:29:59Z")

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\*\*No dogs for me, \*\*but **I have been hospitalised**. Boiling oil and hands do _not_ mix.

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