# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/361 "2008-11-26T23:23:50Z")
I keep my toothpick, **Santo**. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/362 "2008-11-26T23:55:36Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > **Keeping my toothpick as well, Santo Rugger.** Does this mean I get half a toothpick? ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/363 "2008-11-26T23:58:58Z")
Oh, shit, this got big! I’m sorry, was sick… I go’ be’er. **Give for Hospital Give for Country (damn that ONE day…) Give for Candidate** **keep for Skydiving.** That should cover it. ---
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/364 "2008-11-27T00:05:09Z")
**G** reen is for **G** ive, everyone :D. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/365 "2008-11-27T00:08:44Z")
> [@Santo\_Rugger](#): > > Does this mean I get half a toothpick? Well you should, just to teach **WhyNot** the rules 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/366 "2008-11-27T01:51:25Z")
> [@Sofis](#): > > **G** reen is for **G** ive, everyone :D. Shhh… they might get confused and give us toothpicks in reverse instead! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/367 "2008-11-27T02:00:18Z")
\*\*I voted for Kevin Rudd, Prime Minister of Australia, \*\* last year. Kevin '07! **I have too much respect for gravity to hurl myself out of a plane.** ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/368 "2008-11-27T02:33:10Z")
Are we ready for me to dive in with my zinger yet? ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/369 "2008-11-27T04:17:30Z")
Dive Cookies! ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/370 "2008-11-27T04:24:24Z")
I never attended 5th grade. (Or whatever you overseas types call the year of schooling usually attended by kids who are 10 or 11 years old). Hand 'em over. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/371 "2008-11-27T04:28:27Z")
Mr. Linn was an asshole. Hands toothpick to cookies. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/372 "2008-11-27T04:28:59Z")
Crap. Nice one. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/373 "2008-11-27T04:45:59Z")
\*\*Cookies \*\*dear, it’s \*\*NAF’s \*\*turn. You can wrap your zinger back up and bring it out in Round 2. 😛 **Please disregard the 5th grade statement for now everyone.** NAF, you can go now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/374 "2008-11-27T04:47:06Z")
I thought I followed Santo?? ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/375 "2008-11-27T05:00:10Z")
> [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](#): > > I thought I followed Santo?? You are number 8. Santo is number 14. You already anti-Miracle Whipped. 🙂 1. Hockey Monkey - Guitar hero 2. tdn - California 3. erleichda - skiing 4. Justin Credible - drunk 5. MsWhatsit - broken bone 6. WhyNot - professional sports event 7. Roosh - SDMB fees 8. ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies - Miracle Whip 9. Darth Sensitive - drive in movie 10. Silver Tyger Girl - dog owner 11. AllWalker - hospitalized 12. Inner Stickler - outside US 13. Revenant Threshold - winning candidate 14. Santo Rugger - skydiving 15. NAF1138 16. WormTheRed 17. This’ll Do 18. Jragon 19. Sofis 20. fisha It’s OK, everyone will get to play next round. Even if you run out of toothpicks, you will still have the chance to gain some back with your Round 2 statement. I think you are going to do well with that one. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/376 "2008-11-27T05:05:40Z")
Ha! Um…so I kinda swapped Rugger for Roosh in my mind, and I doubt that either of them will ever let me forget it. Sorry y’all! I thought that round went by mighty fast… ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/377 "2008-11-27T05:13:32Z")
So, did you drop out of school or get to skip a grade, **Cookies**? ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/378 "2008-11-27T05:21:32Z")
I skipped. There’s actually a relatively [recent thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=489581) on the topic of skipping grades that is kinda interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/379 "2008-11-27T05:30:57Z")
> [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](#): > > Ha! Um…so I kinda swapped Rugger for Roosh in my mind, and I doubt that either of them will ever let me forget it. > > Sorry y’all! I thought that round went by mighty fast… No worries! ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2008, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/380 "2008-11-27T07:26:41Z")
I gave a Toothpick for Change. I keep a toothpick from RUGGER. And now that I See what you’re planning on, cookies, I’m thinking I’m going to have to come up with something PARTICULARLY nasty just to make up for that evil question… Hmmm… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=20)