# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/21 "2008-11-18T06:04:52Z")
> [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](#): > > :dubious: > > Without giving you any hints, I’ve already lost count of the things you’ve done that I doubt any other living thing could claim. 😃 Tis true, although I’m a little (but not much) less open on the Dope than I am on the offboard site. Gotta give you guys a chance for the coveted _Atrocity Belt_. [peeker-style-explaination]It’s a gag award given at the rugby banquet every year for the person who performed the most atrocious act that season. I’ve won it three years in a row, and I’m a lock to win it this year, too. Let’s just hope my date this year is as cool when she finds out how deviant I am as last year’s date was! Oddly enough, both stories have involved urine.[/pse] ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/22 "2008-11-18T06:38:03Z")
Player List and Statement Order 1. Hockey Monkey 2. tdn 3. erleichda 4. Justin Credible 5. MsWhatsit 6. WhyNot 7. Roosh 8. ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies 9. Darth Sensitive 10. Silver Tyger Girl 11. AllWalker 12. Inner Stickler 13. Revenant Threshold 14. Santo Rugger 15. NAF1138 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. I am positive I will regret this, but I don’t have a mafia game to play in, so what the heck. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/23 "2008-11-18T08:29:42Z")
Player List and Statement Order 1. Hockey Monkey 2. tdn 3. erleichda 4. Justin Credible 5. MsWhatsit 6. WhyNot 7. Roosh 8. ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies 9. Darth Sensitive 10. Silver Tyger Girl 11. AllWalker 12. Inner Stickler 13. Revenant Threshold 14. Santo Rugger 15. NAF1138 16. WormTheRed 17. 18. 19. 20. This might be fun, sign me up! ---
**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/24 "2008-11-18T08:38:17Z")
Player List and Statement Order 1. Hockey Monkey 2. tdn 3. erleichda 4. Justin Credible 5. MsWhatsit 6. WhyNot 7. Roosh 8. ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies 9. Darth Sensitive 10. Silver Tyger Girl 11. AllWalker 12. Inner Stickler 13. Revenant Threshold 14. Santo Rugger 15. NAF1138 16. WormTheRed 17. This’ll Do 18. 19. 20. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/25 "2008-11-18T08:43:58Z")
We need **bufftabby** yaknow? ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/26 "2008-11-18T10:34:00Z")
1. Hockey Monkey 2. tdn 3. erleichda 4. Justin Credible 5. MsWhatsit 6. WhyNot 7. Roosh 8. ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies 9. Darth Sensitive 10. Silver Tyger Girl 11. AllWalker 12. Inner Stickler 13. Revenant Threshold 14. Santo Rugger 15. NAF1138 16. WormTheRed 17. This’ll Do 18. Jragon 19. 20. This is different from the version I’ve played, where nobody gains points back, only loses them. That may be a good rule for a speed-game. ---
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/27 "2008-11-18T12:53:04Z")
I’ve played this online once before. I won :(. Still, it was fun. 1. Hockey Monkey 2. tdn 3. erleichda 4. Justin Credible 5. MsWhatsit 6. WhyNot 7. Roosh 8. ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies 9. Darth Sensitive 10. Silver Tyger Girl 11. AllWalker 12. Inner Stickler 13. Revenant Threshold 14. Santo Rugger 15. NAF1138 16. WormTheRed 17. This’ll Do 18. Jragon 19. Sofis 20. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/28 "2008-11-18T13:11:52Z")
1. Hockey Monkey 2. tdn 3. erleichda 4. Justin Credible 5. MsWhatsit 6. WhyNot 7. Roosh 8. ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies 9. Darth Sensitive 10. Silver Tyger Girl 11. AllWalker 12. Inner Stickler 13. Revenant Threshold 14. Santo Rugger 15. NAF1138 16. WormTheRed 17. This’ll Do 18. Jragon 19. Sofis 20. fisha ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/29 "2008-11-18T14:02:00Z")
Aww, can I get in as #21? ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/30 "2008-11-18T14:34:13Z")
> [@Agent\_Foxtrot](#): > > Aww, can I get in as #21? What the heck. You’re in! Signups are now closed. Give me a few minutes to get situated and we will begin. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/31 "2008-11-18T14:48:12Z")
Players 1. Hockey Monkey 2. tdn 3. erleichda 4. Justin Credible 5. MsWhatsit 6. WhyNot 7. Roosh 8. ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies 9. Darth Sensitive 10. Silver Tyger Girl 11. AllWalker 12. Inner Stickler 13. Revenant Threshold 14. Santo Rugger 15. NAF1138 16. WormTheRed 17. This’ll Do 18. Jragon 19. Sofis 20. fisha 21. Agent Foxtrot Round 1 - Hockey Monkey **I’ve never played Guitar Hero.** Everyone can chime in in no particular order. When everyone has responded with their appropriately color coded answers, I’ll tally toothpicks, post results, and tell the next person to go. I’ve used size 5 font and bolded it. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/32 "2008-11-18T15:01:45Z")
**I give Hockey Monkey a toothpick** But only once - and damn did I suck ☹ ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/33 "2008-11-18T15:06:00Z")
**I give Hockey Monkey a toothpick.** I played just yesterday in fact, and on this past Saturday I popped a friend’s GH cherry. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/34 "2008-11-18T15:07:11Z")
I keep my toothpick. Bleh, I feel like the Grapist. I am not hip to the kids these days and their fancy “game systems.” ---
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/35 "2008-11-18T15:07:51Z")
I’ve watched it played, but **I’ve never played it myself**. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/36 "2008-11-18T15:22:09Z")
**I give up my toothpick** I own GHII, and it’s amazingly awesome. Though I’ll say Rock Band is better. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/37 "2008-11-18T16:25:55Z")
**Here’s your toothpick HM** It’s a good game, you should give it a shot. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/38 "2008-11-18T16:31:46Z")
I want to play it sometime, but I’ve never had the chance. I really don’t want to make a fool of myself trying it out at Walmart. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/39 "2008-11-18T16:35:23Z")
Oh, it’s totally worth a WalMart fool making. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/40 "2008-11-18T16:36:05Z")
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