# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 28

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/541 "2008-12-02T15:41:27Z")

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**I keep both my toothpicks for having a cavity and playing WOW**

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/542 "2008-12-02T15:52:50Z")

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> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#):
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> If a player is at 0 or negative at the end of the round they will be out.

😕 :mad:

That’s not what you said in the OP.

> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#):
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> We will play until one person holds all the toothpicks, or not more than 10 rounds (one round being all the active players making a statement), whichever comes first.

I didn’t know being awesome was going to mean I couldn’t play anymore. ☹

Speaking of awesome, I played a 30 day trial that **Tripler** mailed me.

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/543 "2008-12-02T15:58:57Z")

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> [@Santo\_Rugger](#):
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> 😕 :mad:
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> That’s not what you said in the OP.
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> I didn’t know being awesome was going to mean I couldn’t play anymore. ☹
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> Speaking of awesome, I played a 30 day trial that **Tripler** mailed me.

You can still let us know how depraved you are…you just won’t get any toothpicks. 😛

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/544 "2008-12-02T16:05:01Z")

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I wasn’t planning on getting any, anyway. I just like giving them away. 😉

ETA: Any toothpicks, that is!

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/545 "2008-12-02T16:11:09Z")

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> [@Santo\_Rugger](#):
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> I wasn’t planning on getting any, anyway. I just like giving them away. 😉
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> ETA: Any toothpicks, that is!

So now you’re sarging this thread - nice going 😉

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/546 "2008-12-02T21:30:58Z")

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\*\*I’ve WoWed, yes. \*\*

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/547 "2008-12-02T21:33:53Z")

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I have never played WOW. Almost did once, but it didn’t end up happening.

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/548 "2008-12-02T23:53:21Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> What? You don’ have to pay for X-box games more than once?

Not the games themselves, but you have to pay for the online XBox Live usage monthly if I recall.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/549 "2008-12-03T02:11:18Z")

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> [@Santo\_Rugger](#):
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> Speaking of awesome, I played a 30 day trial that **Tripler** mailed me.

Hey, I forgot about that! I’m glad you played it and liked it. 😃

Tripler  
Hooray vanity searches.

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**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/550 "2008-12-03T02:49:58Z")

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**I keep my toothpick, tdn.**

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/551 "2008-12-03T04:19:45Z")

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> [@Tripler](#):
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> Hey, I forgot about that! I’m glad you played it and liked it. 😃
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> Tripler  
> Hooray vanity searches.

Speaking of vanity searches, I owe you an email. :smack: I’ve got an interview on Monday, I’ll be sure to tell you all about it!

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**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/552 "2008-12-03T07:19:51Z")

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I am so sorry everyone! I thought I had posted before I went to work, but I guess I missed a relevant button or two.

I have had cavities, \*\*Hockey \*\ ***Monkey**.  
I have not played WoW, **tdn**.

**I have never graduated. From anything.**

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/553 "2008-12-03T07:47:24Z")

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**Gives toothpicks to enchilada.**.

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/554 "2008-12-03T08:09:52Z")

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Mmmm, enchilada toothpicks.

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/555 "2008-12-03T08:39:36Z")

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**Erleichda, here’s a toothpick** , wrapped in a nice diploma.

(has anyone other than me not found the colours green and purple in the pre-selection? The closest I get is Lime and Dark Orchid)

> [@Ro0sh](#):
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> Not the games themselves, but you have to pay for the online XBox Live usage monthly if I recall.

Ok, I don’t do online gaming, so I wouldn’t know about that.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/556 "2008-12-03T10:38:07Z")

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> [@Santo\_Rugger](#):
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> Speaking of vanity searches, I owe you an email. :smack: I’ve got an interview on Monday, I’ll be sure to tell you all about it!

Please do! I’m saving up the change from my lunch money for those two books you sent me links to.

Tripler  
School’s going well, BTW.

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**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/557 "2008-12-03T12:37:06Z")

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**I shall admit to graduating as being something I do occasionally.**

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/558 "2008-12-03T12:56:15Z")

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**I have sometimes been known as a graduate of this or that.**

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/559 "2008-12-03T13:05:37Z")

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Graduated.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/560 "2008-12-03T13:13:01Z")

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> [@Ro0sh](#):
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> Not the games themselves, but you have to pay for the online XBox Live usage monthly if I recall.

Just chiming in to say “No you don’t.”

First of all, you never have to activate XBox Live if you don’t want to. (But, as I’ll address in a bit, why wouldn’t you want to?)

Second of all, there are two levels of XBox Live: Silver and Gold

Silver is free. It allows you to download patches, chat, download demos and other content, and display all your gaming history via the “gaming card”.

Gold is the one you pay for. The main thing gold offers that silver doesn’t is that you can play multiplayer games online with other gamers. If you’re not into online gaming, don’t bother.

So with silver service, there’s really no reason not to do XBox live.

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