# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/41 "2008-11-18T16:36:26Z")
I keep my toothpick. Why would I play it? I am my **own** guitar hero! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/42 "2008-11-18T17:12:29Z")
**I keep my toothpick** I hardly play video games. The only one I own is one of the DDRs and I haven’t played that in over a year. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/43 "2008-11-18T17:25:47Z")
**One step closer to losing. I’m pretty good on easy.** > [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](#): > > I played just yesterday in fact, and on this past Saturday I popped a friend’s GH cherry. Bahh, teh interwebs! I just read this, not thirty seconds before I saw your post. Freaky. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/44 "2008-11-18T17:38:39Z")
**I give Hockey Monkey a toothpick.** ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/45 "2008-11-18T17:49:58Z")
**I give Hockey Monkey a toothpick.** I’ve only played once as well. And, yes, I sucked. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/46 "2008-11-18T18:09:13Z")
Only 8 people to check in before the next round! ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/47 "2008-11-18T18:29:13Z")
I’ll alert a mod to get rid of the (signups) in the thread title and replace it with (game in progress). ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/48 "2008-11-18T18:42:46Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > Round 1 - Hockey Monkey > > **I’ve never played Guitar Hero.** I keep my toothpick. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/49 "2008-11-18T19:13:12Z")
**I give Hockey Monkey a toothpick.** I suppose I **could** be a douche and say I never played Guitar Hero, only Guitar Hero II and up, but I think that’s stretching the bounds of pedantry a little. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/50 "2008-11-18T20:48:58Z")
I keep my toothpick. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/51 "2008-11-18T20:49:19Z")
Any room left? ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/52 "2008-11-18T20:52:25Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > Any room left? Have you ever played Guitar Hero? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Comfy\_Chair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de053/32.png) [@The\_Comfy\_Chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Comfy_Chair)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/53 "2008-11-18T21:24:30Z")
Damn, I saw this too late. Maybe I’ll just imaginary-play then. I always was better at playing with myself… Wait… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/54 "2008-11-18T21:31:26Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > Any room left? If this game goes well, then there will be another and we can save room for you! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/55 "2008-11-18T21:39:42Z")
We’re nearing completion of the first question, and I’m up next. Being that I’ll be away from my computer for the next couple of hours, I’ll submit my question now. **I’ve never been to California.** ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/56 "2008-11-18T21:49:52Z")
I have been to California. Here you go,\*\* tdn\*\*. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/57 "2008-11-18T21:51:32Z")
I’ve been to California a couple of times. **I give a toothpick to tdn.** ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/58 "2008-11-18T21:53:27Z")
So…I suppose living here doesn’t count as not having “gone to California” does it? **Have a toothpick tdn** ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/59 "2008-11-18T21:57:56Z")
Hey, for those of us keeping track at home, how many toothpicks are we supposed to have started with? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/60 "2008-11-18T21:58:06Z")
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