# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/601 "2008-12-04T05:35:57Z")
**Nope, my first boyfriend is older than me.** ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/602 "2008-12-04T05:43:26Z")
**They’re both younger than me, but by less than a year each** ---
**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/603 "2008-12-04T08:36:35Z")
> [@NAF1138](#): > > I graduated, and it sounds like there is a story behind your nongraduations which I demand we hear. > > If there isn’t a good one, make something up. 😛 Guess I’ve been too busy with illicit substances and \*\*younger \*\ ***men**!😃 ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/604 "2008-12-04T08:37:05Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > Is it my turn? I think it’s my turn. Here’s mine: > > **I have never been in a relationship with someone my age or younger.** Define relationship 😃 I’ve had sex with women younger than me, but have only had romantic relationship with older ones (a few months to a few years). So please define. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/605 "2008-12-04T10:34:34Z")
**Haha! Though I bet that was kinda obvious, huh?** Good thing I’ve never pursued the people I’ve been interested in since all of them save one were younger than me. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/606 "2008-12-04T13:23:56Z")
Okay, let’s try to bring some filth into the thread, nicely nicely… 😉 Never have I ever seen an uncircumcised penis on someone old enough to be potty trained. I’ve seen a couple on infants and toddlers, but none older. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/607 "2008-12-04T13:27:42Z")
Considering I’m uncircumcised, and I see my penis every day, **I can’t get out of this one**. Is circumcision really that common in the US? 'Cause it sure ain’t that way in the Nordic countries. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/608 "2008-12-04T14:15:23Z")
\*\*My current boyfriend is the first one. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/609 "2008-12-04T14:24:05Z")
I get to keep toothpicks! For sex, no less! Thanks, Whynot. But I have taken advantage of a poor, young man. Maybe six months or so. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/610 "2008-12-04T14:24:29Z")
I’ve technically partaken in weed smokery. **As per the earlier question, i’ve never been in a relationship, so never been in one with someone younger than me, either. And I can look down.** ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/611 "2008-12-04T14:53:42Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > Define relationship 😃 > > I’ve had sex with women younger than me, but have only had romantic relationship with older ones (a few months to a few years). > > So please define. I’m going to say that one-night stands don’t count. So I think you get to keep your toothpicks. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/612 "2008-12-04T14:54:58Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Okay, let’s try to bring some filth into the thread, nicely nicely… 😉 > > Never have I ever seen an uncircumcised penis on someone old enough to be potty trained. > > I’ve seen a couple on infants and toddlers, but none older. My uncircumcised son is 6 years old, and is quite fond of displaying it at the most inappropriate moments. So **you get toothpicks.** ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/613 "2008-12-04T15:02:52Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > I’m going to say that one-night stands don’t count. So I think you get to keep your toothpicks. 😃 Wohoooooo! A sex question where I get to keep one, I’m pleased 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/614 "2008-12-04T16:05:24Z")
**No woody-hoodies for me.** ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/615 "2008-12-04T16:12:10Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Okay, let’s try to bring some filth into the thread, nicely nicely… 😉 > > Never have I ever seen an uncircumcised penis on someone old enough to be potty trained. > > I’ve seen a couple on infants and toddlers, but none older. Does this peinis need to have been seen in person or would porn count? ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/616 "2008-12-04T16:12:43Z")
Current standings in sig line. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/617 "2008-12-04T16:22:59Z")
> [@NAF1138](#): > > Does this peinis need to have been seen in person or would porn count? If porn counts, I’ll be giving up my picks. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/618 "2008-12-04T16:32:33Z")
**Not as far as I know**. I was in a life drawing class oh, five years ago or so, and one of the models may have been I suppose, but I wasn’t looking. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/619 "2008-12-04T16:34:20Z")
> [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](#): > > If porn counts, I’ll be giving up my picks. :mad: Well then, since Cookies went with an initial no, so will I. Keeping my picks. Let us know if the situation get’s reversed. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/620 "2008-12-04T16:39:03Z")
I’ve been in two “real” relationships. The first was a woman five years older than me (and I’m actually having lunch with her tomorrow, she’s a sweet gal); the other three years younger than me (and she just broke up with me in her first semester of med school). **Here you go, MsWhatsit** **I’ve seen a few uncircumcised penii**. The first one I remember was when my buddy and I were changing to go play in the sprinkler. I remember asking him, “Why does your thing look like that?”. I’ve also been in numerous locker rooms. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=30) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=32)