# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/621 "2008-12-04T16:50:02Z")
**Keeps the penis toothpick** **Gives the dating younger toothpick** **No comment on the drugs** ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/622 "2008-12-04T17:38:23Z")
**Ro0sh** , you can give your next statement now if you are ready. (Plus answer the 3 you are behind on.) šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/623 "2008-12-04T18:33:50Z")
\*\*_Looks down_ Damnā€¦\*\* ---
**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/624 "2008-12-04T18:57:23Z")
**Iā€™ve seen intact foreskins on patients.** Now if you had said _touched_ instead of _seen_, Iā€™d have been in the clear. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/625 "2008-12-04T19:58:05Z")
**No toothpicks for WhyNot.** Unless porn counts. > [@WormTheRed](#): > > Is circumcision really that common in the US? 'Cause it sure ainā€™t that way in the Nordic countries. Yeah, itā€™s pretty common. What do Nordic women think of circumcised wangs? ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/626 "2008-12-04T20:00:10Z")
Well, Iā€™ve never seen one in porn, eitherā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/627 "2008-12-04T20:06:32Z")
> [@Justin\_Credible](#): > > Yeah, itā€™s pretty common. What do Nordic women think of circumcised wangs? I honestly donā€™t know, for some reason Iā€™ve never asked any of them šŸ˜‰ Maybe \*\*Sofis \*\*can shed some light on the matter? ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/628 "2008-12-04T20:16:56Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Well, Iā€™ve never seen one in porn, eitherā€¦ But you meant in person right? ---
**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/629 "2008-12-04T20:46:43Z")
**WhyNot** , I keep my toothpicks. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/630 "2008-12-04T21:43:35Z")
> [@Justin\_Credible](#): > > But you meant in person right? No, I meant, Iā€™ve never \*seen \*one. Period. Iā€™ve seen drawings, but never a photo, a porno, a personā€¦ I suppose I could google it, but the curiosity always seems to not-coincide with my being at a computer. But I agree it wasnā€™t clear by the statement, so Iā€™ll let Hockey Monkey decide. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/631 "2008-12-04T22:26:50Z")
Hmmm, tough one there. Iā€™d never seen one period till my boyfriend showed me his. Not even in porn, but I think Iā€™ll rule that it needs to be a person to person sighting, not including porn. Unless you were in the porno, in which case it counts. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/632 "2008-12-04T22:37:15Z")
AAHHH! OKay, I took care of it by searching wikipedia for prepuce (figured itā€™d be safer than an internet search for ā€œforeskinā€ or ā€œpenisā€). So now Iā€™ve seen a \*picture \*of an uncircumcised penis. _whimper_ Do they all look soā€¦swallowed by a giant worm? Trunkish? Sphincterlike? ā˜¹ No offense, guysā€¦ Iā€™m sure our labia are just as weird looking. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/633 "2008-12-04T22:39:28Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > AAHHH! OKay, I took care of it by searching wikipedia for prepuce (figured itā€™d be safer than an internet search for ā€œforeskinā€ or ā€œpenisā€). So now Iā€™ve seen a \*picture \*of an uncircumcised penis. > > _whimper_ > > Do they all look soā€¦swallowed by a giant worm? Trunkish? Sphincterlike? ā˜¹ > > No offense, guysā€¦ Iā€™m sure our labia are just as weird looking. Iā€™ve never cared for that look either. Iā€™m grateful that Iā€™m circumcised, and _very_ grateful that it occured when I was a baby. ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/634 "2008-12-04T22:41:20Z")
\*\*Owning one makes it hard to have not seen one. \*\* Wait, I am potty trained, arenā€™t I ā€¦? ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/635 "2008-12-04T22:48:55Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > Hmmm, tough one there. Iā€™d never seen one period till my boyfriend showed me his. Not even in porn, but I think Iā€™ll rule that it needs to be a person to person sighting, not including porn. Unless you were in the porno, in which case it counts. If you were in the porno, wouldnā€™t that be a person to person sighting? > [@WhyNot](#): > > AAHHH! OKay, I took care of it by searching wikipedia for prepuce (figured itā€™d be safer than an internet search for ā€œforeskinā€ or ā€œpenisā€). So now Iā€™ve seen a \*picture \*of an uncircumcised penis. > > _whimper_ > > Do they all look soā€¦swallowed by a giant worm? Trunkish? Sphincterlike? ā˜¹ > > No offense, guysā€¦ Iā€™m sure our labia are just as weird looking. Gee, thanks - good way to insult non-circumcised šŸ˜ƒ (and I do believe thereā€™s much less of a difference, when itā€™s standing attention - which is the way you gals are supposed to see it anyway šŸ˜‰ ) ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/636 "2008-12-04T23:06:51Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > Gee, thanks - good way to insult non-circumcised šŸ˜ƒ I know, Iā€™m sorry! :smack: I just really wasnā€™t expecting so much ruffledness in front of the glans. I knew the skin came over and covered it, but it always looks very smooth and neat in anatomy text drawings. I really do wonder if they all have that much excess skin, or if thatā€™s an unusual specimen on the wikipedia page. I feel like such a naif now. So much for being the risque player! ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/637 "2008-12-04T23:13:32Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > I know, Iā€™m sorry! :smack: I just really wasnā€™t expecting so much ruffledness in front of the glans. I knew the skin came over and covered it, but it always looks very smooth and neat in anatomy text drawings. I really do wonder if they all have that much excess skin, or if thatā€™s an unusual specimen on the wikipedia page. > > I feel like such a naif now. So much for being the risque player! Ha ha šŸ˜ƒ I canā€™t really say for sure about all of us, but when itā€™s not erect, the foreskin is there for a reason. It pulls back very smoothly when it has to do itā€™s job. And since I for some reason decided to wiki circumcision, thereā€™s acutally a [pic](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcise#Complications_from_circumcision) (probably NSFW) of an erect member with foreskin. Not much of a difference. Now, how the hell did I end up spending my time looking for erect penises???šŸ˜• ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/638 "2008-12-04T23:18:22Z")
Oh, yes, NSFW! But scroll up to the top and hit the foreskin link. That will take you to the page with the picture I was looking at. Much more skin than even the flaccid fellow on the circumcision page. Iā€™m going to assume heā€™s an outlier until I hear otherwise. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/639 "2008-12-04T23:22:51Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Oh, yes, NSFW! > > But scroll up to the top and hit the foreskin link. That will take you to the page with the picture I was looking at. Much more skin than even the flaccid fellow on the circumcision page. Iā€™m going to assume heā€™s an outlier until I hear otherwise. šŸ˜‰ Obviously, I had to check that first (whatā€™s wrong with me???) and that guy at least has more than I do. I canā€™t vouch for anyone else. Calling \*\*Ro0sh \*\*to PLEASE make the next statement very soon, before this discussion turns any more ridicilous šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2008, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/640 "2008-12-05T03:18:49Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Oh, yes, NSFW! > > But scroll up to the top and hit the foreskin link. That will take you to the page with the picture I was looking at. Much more skin than even the flaccid fellow on the circumcision page. Iā€™m going to assume heā€™s an outlier until I hear otherwise. šŸ˜‰ That one does look like something out of Dune. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=31) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=33)