# The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress) **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 18, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226 "2008-11-18T02:07:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2008, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/661 "2008-12-05T23:54:20Z")
**I stopped counting with MrWhatsit a loooooooooooooong time ago.** ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2008, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/662 "2008-12-05T23:58:29Z")
It took me a minute to parse that, but **I’ve done it more than 2 times with a single individual member of the opposite sex**. And with the same sex. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/663 "2008-12-06T00:07:10Z")
Fuck, fuck, fuck. Where are you people from?! ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/664 "2008-12-06T00:21:17Z")
**ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies** , so more than two times with the same gal? **Yup.** ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/665 "2008-12-06T00:37:24Z")
**Keep for penis and relationship.** **Give for cussed.** ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/666 "2008-12-06T00:38:24Z")
This question is to straight folks what the never left America question was to people who were born and raised outside of the USA. **I’ll say hi to the missus on your behalf, Cookies.** ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/667 "2008-12-06T00:48:23Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > **Keep for penis and relationship.** > **Give for cussed.** How about sex with a single individual more than twice? Of the opposite sex that is. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/668 "2008-12-06T00:56:46Z")
Yes, it was a bastard play to make, but I was almost out of toothpicks… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/669 "2008-12-06T01:38:30Z")
> [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](#): > > [size=9]I have never had intimate relations with any one particular member of the opposite sex more than twice. /Bill Clintion Can we get a definition of intimate relations? /Clinton ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/670 "2008-12-06T01:40:17Z")
If you have to ask, keep your toothpicks. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/671 "2008-12-06T02:38:31Z")
**Well, fuck it.** **No matter your definition, I’m still keeping these.** ---
**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/672 "2008-12-06T03:02:46Z")
**Cookies, here’s your picks. Goddamnit! I’m running out of fucking toothpicks.** ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/673 "2008-12-06T03:19:43Z")
\*\*Roosh is an idiot… err, a fucking idiot. Twice? Hell, when I get laid, I usually have sex twice on the first night, and once in the morning. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/674 "2008-12-06T03:29:38Z")
**Darth Sensitive** , when you check in and answer the statements, you may go ahead and post your next one. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/675 "2008-12-06T03:30:06Z")
**My husband says he thinks he remembers us having sex more than once.** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/676 "2008-12-06T03:52:22Z")
**Gives toothpicks to Cookies and Ro0sh** ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/677 "2008-12-06T03:55:38Z")
> [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](#): > > If you have to ask, keep your toothpicks. 😛 Subtly holds on to Toothpicks. I will win this game, dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/678 "2008-12-06T04:20:47Z")
**Gee golly gosh, I’ve never cursed kind si…Ah, who am I fucking kidding?** **Thanks cookies, keep the sex, drugs, and relationship questions coming guys!** ---
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/679 "2008-12-06T06:02:06Z")
**Roosh can have my fucking toothpicks.** **I mean, I never fuck, so what do I need fucking toothpicks for?** ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2008, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226/680 "2008-12-06T08:55:30Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > …And with the same sex. Oh, that’s so hot. Were you actually in relationships with them, or was it just sex? > [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > How about sex with a single individual more than twice? Of the opposite sex that is. Are you volunteering? If so, then, “yes, please.” 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-ive-never-game-game-in-progress/473226.md?page=35)